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The Founding of us- A MANLY Valentine for you to steal (658 hits)

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Rating: -0.52 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-02-14 12:24:30 EST


I am not shitting on this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98769

I actually like it and I felt my penis go back inside of me and my ballsack turned into a vulva. If you are a man, here is what you will say.

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I love you bitch.
Take off your clothes.
I want to fuck you.


(three to five minutes later)
Baby, fix me a sammich (smack her on the ass ash she get up).
(Now for the romantic part) Wanna bite?

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fat tony... lemme tell you siomethug... you is FATFAT FAT ,, and stuff,



you get +2 cos its chrostmas !!

WOOT!!!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i bet you had great suck-cess with that line in jail

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hehehe, uninspired but still hehehe.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate fat people. Nothing personal.










Fatty.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

good luck

Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

omgwtfbbqsaucewithasideofsteakfriesandanicycoldbeer

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spoken like a true fatass

Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

like a real man

Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd tell you to go play in traffic, Tony, but I fear you'd only get bruised.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Jesus Jesus.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oink


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