Deal or No Deal: Dumbest Show On Television? NSFW (1509 hits)
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Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2007-02-14 17:08:11 EST
After the advent of reality games shows like Fear Factor (doing gross shit for money), Survivor (trying to stay alive in shitty locations), and Biggest Loser (turning weight loss into a competition) I thought network television had sunk its lowest in a desperate ploy for ratings loss to cable networks. I was wrong. There came a game show that is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever had the displeasure to watch. I speak of course of the shit pile know affectioned as "Deal or No Deal". The premise behind the show, which sounds as if it was created by stoned college kids, is basically that there are a bunch (26) of suitcases with different amounts of money in them. You select one suitcases at a the beginning, and eliminate the rest, being offered an amount of money for the contents of your suit case by a "Banker" during each elimination. If you refuse his deal the game continues until you are left with one suit case and one amount of money. Basically its just a game of odds, but what really pisses me off is that all the show really consists of is suitcases. Plus they don't even really need the pretty girls to hold the suitcases, that just because they attract viewers. They must of taken a hint from the Price is Right or Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune. On a side note, Vanna White is the most useless person on television. You don't actually need her to touch those blue screens in order to display the letters. Sure when the show started she not only served as a hot piece of ass, but was actually needed to turn the letters. Now she is just for show. How does it feel to only function as eye candy for horny old men? You tell me Vanna White.
User Reviews
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yup, that show sucks.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
For teh picture .
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For teh picture .
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-16 04:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:31:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've just realised your American. No wonder you don't get it. Have they re-made it for over there or something?
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yes they have made an american version and the show sucks
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Apparently Endemol are a bunch of fucking retards. It's Noel Edmonds who makes the show funny over here with his over-acting and weird shirts. Everything that gets remade for the American audience pretty much sucks though. The Office in particular.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-15 23:31:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal. Then again, they still give that cantankerous bitch Nancy Grace airtime... so, it's a toss up.
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that bitch is from macon, ga, which is about an hour and a half from my house. i met her nephew in college. everyone in that family is a complete fucktard.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-15 23:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal. Then again, they still give that cantankerous bitch Nancy Grace airtime... so, it's a toss up.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aussie version sucks too.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:31:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've just realised your American. No wonder you don't get it. Have they re-made it for over there or something?
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yes they have made an american version and the show sucks
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've just realised your American. No wonder you don't get it. Have they re-made it for over there or something?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:55:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
the fact you enjoy that show HurtByTheSun just gives me reason to hate you even more
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Become a student when you grow a few bawhairs and you'll know why this show is awesome.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the fact you enjoy that show HurtByTheSun just gives me reason to hate you even more
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Noel Edmonds is some kind of creepy television zombie. Back from the dead. Deal or No Deal kicks ass, retard.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 08:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a fucking idiot
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-14 20:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
TV is getting worse and worse....soon enough we'll be watching retards trying to walk down an icy sidewalk....
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I actually might find that more interesting than watching people guess what's in a suitcase. Especially if the contestants really are retarded.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-14 19:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
She was bangin' in her day.
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BBob what the fuck are you doin here? You said you found jebus and didn't look at porn anymore. The subject line clearly denotes NSFW.
Seriously, I apologize for calling you a phoney bastard. Come back to sin. Satan misses you BBob.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She was bangin' in her day.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because i'm drunk and its valentines,
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TV is getting worse and worse....soon enough we'll be watching retards trying to walk down an icy sidewalk....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Vanna was really hot, she still is pretty good. I'd do her, of course I would do her just so I could say I fucked Vanna White.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont agree
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vanna was really hot, she still is pretty good. I'd do her, of course I would do her just so I could say I fucked Vanna White.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vanna - sell me a vowel and sit on my phace
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's pretty shit except for the dumb sluts that open the cases. They would definitely be put to better use in porn though.