Have Some Haiku. (411 hits)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2007-02-14 18:52:21 EST
Here is some poetry. Good poetry too. See if you can do better, assholes.
A shirt down to knees,
An unbroken-in ball cap:
A happy homie.
I am a viking,
I pillage and burn and loot.
Rarr, look at my beard.
I'm a poet.
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-15 09:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-15 09:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like to read hi
kus because they make me chuck
le; wish I could write
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
too many bad poems
i suspect i may vomit
ugh! my stomach's ill.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:46:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:23:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
As a person of norse and swedish descent I'd like to request you not stereotype my ancestors, vikings did a lot more then just pillage burn and loot. They raped a hell of a lot of women too.
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Some viking you are
The correct sequence of events is pillage, loot, _then_ burn
Cause once you've burned you're kinda done, not much left to loot...
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I never said I was smart I just said I was a viking. And that I rape women.
It's a lie though, I'm an emo viking, the women rape me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-14 23:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Light head, knees buckle
The cum floods your flared nostrils
Fifty bucks well spent
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:23:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
As a person of norse and swedish descent I'd like to request you not stereotype my ancestors, vikings did a lot more then just pillage burn and loot. They raped a hell of a lot of women too.
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Some viking you are
The correct sequence of events is pillage, loot, _then_ burn
Cause once you've burned you're kinda done, not much left to loot...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You suck big dog balls
Do you like German Shepherds?
Stay away from pups
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As a person of norse and swedish descent I'd like to request you not stereotype my ancestors, vikings did a lot more then just pillage burn and loot. They raped a hell of a lot of women too.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-14 21:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-14 19:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
many letters on white background
I do not understand them
at all
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-14 19:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viking badassery= auto+2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird.
My "audition" for Ubermadness was about Vikings.
My post that got me eliminated was all in haiku.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Have Some Haiku. (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by beano312003 9 seconds ago)
Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2007-02-14 18:52:21
Wow you're on top of this, eh?
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on top is the way forard.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously? I don't know the new rules, I just ended a long hiatus. Or is that one of the really really old rules that nobody remembers?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have Some Haiku. (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by beano312003 9 seconds ago)
Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2007-02-14 18:52:21
Wow you're on top of this, eh?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate to break it to you, but haikus go on Mondays, not Wednesdays.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because i'm drunk and its valentines,