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Submitted by Manitou (View user info) at 2007-02-14 19:15:10 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/93362

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:08:01 (#)
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you idiot - OATHMEAL sent this - I know this for a fact.

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I know I'll get -2 flamed for even posting this but you all know what they say about the truth and setting one free and all that shnizzle.





Jonny, I have got to let the cat out of the bag about this one. Like a hard cock being stuffed into the mouth of an unwilling recipient, it's just too hard to keep inside.





Folks, JonnyX and I are friends in real life.

It's true.



We met eachother at a Stop the Violence rally in DC back in 2000. His fervent, limitless, homoerotic rage coupled with his passion for peace brought us together like two magnets. He admired my flowing red locks and I couldn't keep my eyes off the back of his skirt.

*sigh*



Memories.




So, truth be told - Caulaincourt, I'm guilty as charged. Unfortunately for Jonny and I are an inseparable, formidable force bent on destroying you.



... and as far as information that can be found on the internet - well.

Jonny DID invent the stalk-o-matic. I'm not privvy to the nuts and bolts of it.







I'm just in it for the sex.



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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pathetic little man.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha, revived


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?