Happy Valentines Day! (I hope you die) (365 hits)
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Submitted by Chuckdoggydogg (View user info) at 2007-02-15 02:07:29 EST
Me and Ryan met my freshman year in college. We lived down the hall from each other and played poker every night. We had a lot of the same interests, and got along very well, so we decided to room together the next year. After a very eventful sophomore year, we were now best friends. We decided to get the same room as juniors and would live together until we graduated. We played on the same soccer teams and would rarely go anywhere without each other. We never had any problems with each other and always had each other's back.
Ryan had always been known as an avid cheater on his girlfriends. I didn't really have a problem with this. I wasn't friends with any of them and it didn't affect me. I just thought it was kind of scummy, but that's his choice. Who am I to judge what he does? He's cool to me.
She came to visit a friend at school one weekend. She was from the same hometown as Ryan so she hung out with us one night because her friends went out and she forgot her ID. Her name was Sara. We went out to the club, had fun, and I figured I'd never see her again. This is until I get a message from her on Myspace. She had stalked me out. We started talking all the time. I really liked talking to her.
I hadn't known what Ryan's relationship was with Sara. I figured that Sara was just a friend from home. Seeing how Ryan had a girlfriend back home, I figured that it would be difficult for him to cheat on her with someone that she probably knows.
I eventually find out that Ryan had been hooking up with Sara before I started talking to her. I found this out after I started dating her. I figured that since he was my best friend, and that he had a girlfriend, he would stop anything he was doing with Sara while I was going out with her. I probably should have just stopped talking to her after finding out that they had done stuff before, but she was hot, a nympho, and I didn't have many other options.
I'm sitting at my computer for a while one day. Sara is online but not talking to me. That's a rarity. I notice that the only time shes not IMing me is when shes IMing Ryan. I know this because when she does finally IM me, she knows something about me or something I did that I had not told her, therefore she must have been talking to my roommate.
I go lay down in my bed for a bit because I am bored. When I go back to my computer Sara's away message says that she's going to to my school for the weekend. What the hell? I didn't know of this. I didn't invite her. I tell Ryan and he says, "really? What's she coming up here for?" O, like you didn't know you little bastard.
She calls me later and claims that her cousin from a close town has offered to come pick her up so that she could come to a family birthday party over the weekend. She wanted to spend Wednesday-Friday at my school. I think, "Ok, whatever. I don't really like people inviting themselves to stay without even asking me but she might as well come up while she has a free ride."
She stays Wednesday night and Thursday morning comes. Me, Ryan, and Al (my other roommate) all have class. We wake up to go to class. Me and Al head to our class, and Ryan, who usually walks with us, doesn't leave with us because he needs a couple more minutes to put his contacts in. Sara is still in my bed. I go to my boring ass class, come back, and no one is in the room. What the hell? A little later Sara comes back from the shower. I start doing stuff with her, thinking that Ryan is still at class for a while. About ten minutes after, Ryan comes from the shower. I'm wondering why the fuck he didn't go to class. He always goes to class if he's awake. He only skips to sleep. I forget about it.
Later in the day, I head to class. I come back to find that the door is closed. I open it and find Ryan at his computer desk, and Sara at mine. Weird. We ALWAYS keep the door open when we're in the room, even when we're changing. I don't worry about it.
A few nights later, at my house, I am very tired and Sara is drunk. I'm not really saying much and don't feel like having sex.
Sara: "What's wrong with you? Did Ryan tell you something?"
Me: "what could he have told me?"
Sara: "i dunno"
Me: "Sara, what do you think he could have possibly told me?"
Sara: "Nothing, but what's wrong with you?"
I don't feel like dealing with her, so I just bone her and I go to sleep. This is when I first become suspicious.
After I broke up with Sara, she was pissed at me and wanted to hurt me. I was trying to be as nice as possible about this breakup. She says, "well, I wasn't a good girlfriend anyways." I had to pull it out of her but she eventually told me this story:
Apparently, she had been talking to Ryan online and he invited her to come to school so that they could do stuff. She had not come to school to see her boyfriend, but to visit his roommate. They had a whole visit planned so that they could do stuff. She had gotten a ride from someone who was friends with Ryan at school. He told the kid that she was his girlfriend. It was not her cousin who had given her the ride.
One time I was in my bed, and she was at my computer sending IMs to Ryan. They were discussing what they wanted to do when I had class. When I went to class Thursday morning, Ryan deliberately skipped class. He came over to Sara and said, "Are we gonna do this?" They then hooked up. Then they went and showered away their sins before I got back.
"I remember I kept thinking
that I know you never would
And now I know I want to kill you
like only a best friend could"
- Seventy Times Seven by Brand New
I had to constantly listen to that song after hearing this.
When I went to class later on, Sara, Ryan and Al went to dinner together. When they came back to the room, Al told them that he had to go over to another dorm for a while. Ryan asked Al how long he was gonna be gone and told him to call before he came back for some stupid reason. Al says, "ok," doesn't think this is fishy and leaves. Ryan then closes and locks the door, and they fuck. I got out of class early that day, and according to Sara, Ryan had just unlocked the door 5 minutes prior, right after they had finished up.
O how I would have loved to walk in on that. Not only would I have known right then, but I would have done some ass kicking. It's harder to kick your roommate's ass when you've thought about the situation a lot and realized that you have another 2 months of living with him. Not too mention I know that he wouldn't try to fight back. A beating on the spot would have been much easier.
"And if we go down, we go down together
Best friends means,
Well best friends means"
There's no "I" in Team - Taking Back Sunday
Instead of beating his ass, as he was at home when I found out, I decided to talk to Ryan's girlfriend. If I'm done with my girl, he's done with his. Al said that he did remember Ryan asking him to call before he came back and we both knew that Ryan would do something like this. I believed that what Sara was saying was true. I sent Ryan's girlfriend the whole IM conversation between me and Sara and also told her about all the other girls that Ryan had been with behind her back. Ryan called Sara, made her IM his girlfriend, and told her word for word what to type to his girlfriend. He's very manipulative to girls and somehow convinced his girlfriend that Sara was lying to me because she was pissed off. His girlfriend decided not to believe me, but things would not be the same between them. They eventually broke up over the summer, but because Ryan dumped her. She's still completely clueless and isn't positive that he cheated on her. I've witnessed him cheating on her many, many times, but apparently my views didn't matter to her.
When I found all of this out, Ryan had already gone home for Spring break. I really should have beaten the shit out of him, but after having a week to think about it, I just couldn't do that to someone who was my best friend. Call me a pussy, but I'm not normally one to back down from a fight. I've punched dudes 50 pounds bigger than me, broken my hand on someones face, and been in numerous hockey fights. I had also wrestled around with Ryan before and was positive that I could take him, but I just couldn't get myself to do it.
After all of this happened, Ryan continued to try and do stuff with Sara. I couldn't believe it. She said that she needed a ride home from work and the only person she could call was Ryan (which is true because she has no friends). He gave her a ride, stopped in front of her place, locked the doors, and told her that she had to give him head. She refuses and then he says, "well you owe me like $30 for the ride then." What a fucking scumbag. How could anyone do this? She calls me and tells me this. I tell Maria, Ryan's new best friend, who bitches at Ryan. He then bitches at Sara again for not keeping her big mouth shut. Everyone is saying shit behind everyone else's backs.
Now you could say that Sara was lying about the whole thing, because she is pretty fucking crazy, but she's one of those people who are really bad at lying. The fact that she admitted everything again 8 months after it happened, and that the story matched up with what she originally said, and all of my original suspicions and with what Al said he remembered Ryan saying, makes me completely believe it. It's true, my friend is indeed a scumbag.
He never once discussed it with me, apologized, or anything. At least she was honest, told me what happened, and apologized. She even cried. He had apparently convinced her that it wasn't cheating because they had done it before and I would never find out. What a terrible person.
Me and Ryan just went through the rest of the semester acting like it didn't happen so that we could live with each other for the last two months. I told him we should sign up for different rooms the next semester, which we did, but I ended up living at home anyways. Things would never be the same.
I never thought that this would happen to me. O well, he's just a scumbag, and shes just a slut. Better to find out sooner than later. I would never hook up with someone who is going out with my friend. It's not that important. I don't even like talking to my friend's girlfriends. I just be nice to them and don't make too much effort to really get to know them. Bros before hoes. As for her, I guess it proves the old adage, "you can't turn a ho into a house wife" (or girlfriend).
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man, how the hell could you not tell she was cheating on you, if my gf was in the same room as my roommate and they had the door closed, I'd have dumped the bitch on the spot, I hope some day you grow some balls and fuck this guy Ryan up
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 10:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope we both die
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-15 10:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFGSEIZUREX
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-15 10:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You missed every warning sign there was.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-02-15 08:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
then +2 for drunk post
Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-15 07:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, I'll give myself a -2. Sorry, I was drunk when i wrote this last night. I'll try to use better judgment next time.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-02-15 03:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know how this sucked so bad after your last semi-interesting story, but it sure did. Where to start? Lack of correct punctuation? Use of dated slang? Spelling errors? Grammatical errors? Lack of a plot? Cause all those problems were there, Chucky-boy.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a giant pile of crap
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:20:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
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good advice. we don't care about you teen drama here. there are other sites for that shit.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I'm not really saying much and don't feel like having sex. "
What the fuck dude. When are you not in the mood for having sex. I'm alway in the mood. Plus she's drunk and won't remember if you're good or not.
Also it pissed me off when you wrote "They hooked up." What the fuck is hooked up? Can't you just say they fucked? Hooking up sounds like they just met each other. It must be just me. Also they planned to do stuff. By "stuff" you mean fuck, right? Be more literal, and stop using teen lingo. You sound like an episode of Laguna Beach. It pisses me off.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
its so fuckin long. I can't read that.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pussy