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Human Traffic (641 hits)

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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2007-02-15 15:00:54 EST





The payment was made and I was richer by another fifty eight and a half thousand pounds. I didn't contemplate the conditions my cargo would travel in or how they had come about the money. Most likely they had to prostitute their teenage daughter for a couple of years.

I didn't care. Four and a half thousand pounds per head. Paid in full before they stepped the fuck on my boat. The fact that, of the 13 that had got on board of this shipment, not all of them were guaranteed to get off didn't bother me in the slightest either.

It's not my fucking problem if these people are not fit, can't survive or are just life's losers. They paid me to get ON that boat, and that is exactly what I gave them. The boat went to Europe, if you were alive when it arrived, then of course you got off. But I'm not fucking responsible for their pathetic lives.

This is stupidly easy money. These people will pay everything they have and more. For fuck sake, in my time I have had a thirteen year old girl suck on my cock while her fifteen year old sister sits on my face, this is while their parents sat in the room next door. And this was to help raise the six grand I told them it would cost. They came to me with four and the offer of fucking their kids. I took the deal. I would only have charged them four anyway.

Another time a chap killed a man for me. Wasn't anything serious really but he begged, begged for me to put him on my boat. One night as I was leaving a bar when I ran into him (I think he was affectively stalking me, asking at every chance 'put me on your boat'.... and 'I pay', over and over again), so more likely HE ran into me. So there he is, this pathetic excuse of a man saying 'put me on your boat, I do anything', so I had him go back into the bar I just came from. I'd eyed up a girl I quite wanted to brutalise that night when she accepted the advance of another guy who also took a fancy to her. I made my man go back and kill him, in the bar full of people. He stuck a rusty knife right through his left eye.

I kept my part of the deal too. I put him on my boat and only charged him 2K. I fucked his wife too but he didn't know about that.

To date I'd put around two hundred and fifty people onto my boat across the few years that I'd be running my ferry service. Two hundred and nine had got off the other end.

Many are shark food, you just have to weight them down and dump them overboard, believe me no-one is going to find them, not least care about the fact that they are dead.

Granted it gets messy when their wife (or especially nasty when it's their child) won't shut the fuck up about the fact that they have died. That just upsets the other paying customers. You do NOT want panic amongst the holiday makers! In this instant they have to go overboard with the dead person. They fucking love them so much they can stay the fuck with them.

I used to kill the wife/child/husband and lob them in at the same time but this just upsets everyone all over again. Just strapping them to the body alive and lobbing them overboard doesn't. Go figure?

Still, I have wasted enough time writing this. I can hear the hold below has been shut off as I cannot hear the fuckers so well now. I'd better get up in the driving seat, the sooner I get this journey over with, the sooner I can return.

Plenty more people need my help.



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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations.

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:27:52 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:41:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:32:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-18 07:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lick my balls.

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Bwhahahahahahahahah

hhaahhahahahahaha

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lick my balls.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-16 20:21:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Gosh you make it so easy.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-16 20:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gosh you make it so easy.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Angel...check your mail please.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-16 08:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well done....and as I always say; If there's grass on the field, play ball.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 05:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


tis goodly


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-16 04:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because Drake got laid.

I didn't. No siree-bob.

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-02-15 23:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Could have been longer, but like Stagger says, there is nothing good right now.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

seemed a bit rushed but my fucking god the front page is full of shit. Have a +2 for trying to do something about it.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I just got laid.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brutal

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:16:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant film, average post. Was the children fucking necessary?
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Yes.

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Fair enough I suppose.

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couldn't be arsed to explain why... you know?

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I'm having one of those too, no worries.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:16:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant film, average post. Was the children fucking necessary?
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Yes.

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Fair enough I suppose.

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couldn't be arsed to explain why... you know?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:16:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant film, average post. Was the children fucking necessary?
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Yes.

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Fair enough I suppose.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:16:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant film, average post. Was the children fucking necessary?
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Yes.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant film, average post. Was the children fucking necessary?

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i wondered what you did for work.
i know an older guy that houses strippers, he has about 6 that live with him, you can guess what they pay for rent :O


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