'Tardstrength - myth or reality (521 hits)
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Submitted by GoneFiguring (View user info) at 2007-02-15 18:42:19 EST
Facking enter key.
I had a traumatic brain enjury a while ago. I'm finding that I get angry more often and more intensely now. I didn't used to be this way.
Apparently, I'm getting 'tard strength too. I'm not exercising because it still hurts some of my joints. But I can lift more weight that I could before my wreck, and I don't seem to get physically tired. Ever. The other day my wife asked if I could help her move a leather couch and I just picked it up and moved it. I can ride the Airdyne for hours. It's weird.
I can still type OK but it takes me a while to make sure the sentences are readable and my vocabulary isn't what I remember it to be. I can't do math for shit anymore, but I'm getting stronger. It's kinda scary, actually.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 22:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Has your sperm count increased?
Does it glow?
Are you suddenly afraid of Kryptonite?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PAGING MR. JEFFREY WELLMAN TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, MR. WELLMAN TO THE WHITE PHONE PLEASE
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-02-16 06:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This could have made an awesome story!
But it didn't.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-16 05:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucking Christ...
+1 for the title to this alone
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-16 04:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tard strength is real, i've witnessed it first hand. When I was in highschool one of the "special needs" kids flipped out and put his head through some doublepane hurricane glass. If anyone of you have ever been to Florida, then you know exactly what i'm talking about. For those of you who don't most buildings in florida use a very thick doublepane glass thats shatter proofed to protect agianst storms. This kid put his freaking head through it, and it didn't fucking phase him. It took 3 large men to take that kid down. Man that was fuckin cool.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So......would a good kicking help?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My wife dropped the green skin joke on me a week ago. She said she was going to shred a bunch of my t-shirts and leave them around wherever I was sleeping. I must be messed up, beacuse I should have thought of it myself. She's funny.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss my retard strength. Thanks for reminding me, fucko
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98819
Irony.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good to know.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was there radiation involved? Maybe you're turning into the hulk. FEAR!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If your skin starts turning green or orange and you start communicating in single syllables you must post to let us follow your ongoing metamorphosis to ubermensch.