cease to amaze (729 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.4 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-16 00:00:05 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98708
^^^^^ Verily a Classic piece of literature. These are the posts that epitomize each and every one
of you morons. How can you live with yourself day in and day out? Your mere existence
lays credence to the fact that the end is drawing near. However, the argument can be
made that each of you comprise an intrical part of society. All of this detritus is only the
means to an end as you do in fact employ countless good men and women in a number of
professions. For every ten of you psychos there is a psychiatrist who is able to feed his
family, and for each of you that attempt to integrate into mainstream society there is a
special section designated for trauma patients and the accompanying doctors. Then there
are those whose job it is to make sure you do not tarnish innocent, upstanding, civilians
(e.g. zookeepers, animal control officers). Every year a Nobel peace prize is awarded to
the person who can devise the most effective method of restraint upon the uncouth
savages. It seems all of you are devoid of any intelligence. The question to be asked;
Were each of you born, fucking bird-brained dipshits, or were you initially maggots that
managed to rise to such prominence?
User Reviews
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your genitalia is amazingly maggot like.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it.
I'm pullin' a 180. Being this big of a smug dick is art.
Good show.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess that is your way of saying 'you are welcome?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lays, gives, lays, gives, lays, gives, Are you a manipulable, little shit that cannot think on its own ? Dont Answer, it is a rhetorical question. Do you realize you have committed an unspeakable act of stupidity? Another rhetorical question. Are you sensing a theme here? Got you again.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You think you're a lot smarter than you are. Pride comes before something, but being such a retard and all I can't remember what it was....
Twat.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Continuing Bubbas work here,
"lays credence" is incorrect.
You mean "gives credence".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:22:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY RETARD, YOU MISSED THIS ONE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98865
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 13:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice camwhore
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2007-02-19 08:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Bart?
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
intricate*
You are an interesting specimen. You have the uncanny ability to improvise upon your inflated iq of 60 and manage to live with yourself and also refrain from rushing to the local pharmacy and overdosing on painkillers. Bravo, certainly commendable.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-17 09:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no such word as 'intrical'. The word you wanted is 'integral'.
When you wish to point out the stupidity of others you would do well
to gather your feces into one container...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 21:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant to say "I find them amusing."
But then I obviously lost interest.
BUT, I am pleased to report that having read more of your contentious jaded crap - I am fairly confident you will contribute very little to humanity and will likely die a rather lonely, angry individual.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-16 21:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 21:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hmmm.
Normally I find these kind of 'holy fuck are you people _________ (insert some sort of mass derogatory sentiment) ... but something tells me yer just an angry unlikeable little dork.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because it's a heaping pile of shit.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why is this no longer on the front page?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Out of general interest I had to find out what percent of the world resents the United States, its government, and the people who support and elect it. Here is the way I went about finding out. The U.S. (300 million), Australia (20 million), Japan (127 million), Great Britian (61 million), and the favourite welfare state of Isreal (6 million) account for 514 million people or 7.8 percent of the total world population (6.6 billion) the remaining 6 billion, 86 million people or 92.2% hate the fuckin guts out of the United States.
____________________
Yeah, you're LIGHT YEARS AHEAD. How does it feel to be so fucking brilliant? A clever person like yourself must shit sunshine and rainbows.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:21:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:18:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (339 heat)
2. 2007 uber users list (110 heat)
9. Why Is EvErYbOdY always pi... (46 heat)
--------------------
Fucking get banned already.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
your just pissed because its your alter
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:18:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (339 heat)
2. 2007 uber users list (110 heat)
9. Why Is EvErYbOdY always pi... (46 heat)
--------------------
Fucking get banned already.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (339 heat)
2. 2007 uber users list (110 heat)
9. Why Is EvErYbOdY always pi... (46 heat)
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (339 heat)
--------------------------------------------------------
ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! that three hundred and thirty nine fucking heat
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm debating making this the third most heated to complete my streak of stupidity
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you didn't mention that I was the one who made that post second most heated.
you'd of gotten +2 if you just used my name.
Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder if the rest of the maggots make fun of that one orange-ish looking one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i broke your streak, faggot!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maggot
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm big in Japan.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
But my mother says I'm cool.