Frank and Other Strange Places (514 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-16 14:19:30 EST
(One of the Under Women (I think it was Circle) has compiled regarding my spilling airs so I and being very careful and using the new Atomic Spell Shock just instigated on my compositor.)
The Fence area VERY strange people. They eat snails. Why they even go to rest and rants and say, "Silverplate, I would like some stains and I will PAY you for them, moon sourer."
Now how did this begin? Was there a hungry as hell Finch man wanking across the ancient Fraise countryside and saying, "Gee Swiss tray fame!" and then he saw a shark crawling along and thought well it is slimy and digesting and it has a big shell so I will eat that little thing.
That is so no seating it makes me want to park my guts out!
Imagine it. The French man collects snails and brings them home and eats them and guts a ball ache and says, "Married! Gee Swiss day so lay!" And then he balls them! Yes, he decides to throw them in a pot of roiling water!"
Grouse! And maybe it didn't even start their. Maybe it started with a Freak man eating slugs! Can you see that??? Picking up disgusting sluts and eating them raw? Only a Frenchman would do that!
What about the red blasted commie Russian lands? One day many Ions ago a rusher peeled some politicos and put them in a pot of water. Then much later Igor says to Ivan "Hey Conrad! What the funk did you do with those padres? And Ivan said, OH they are in the pot out back." And when they ate them they got shin faced because the potentates had fomented! And Vodka was borne.
The world is strange!!!!!
I think it would be neat if cougher started as a torsion among the Naked Tribes of Sloth America. You know how they are always running around and slicing each other apart and eating their braises just like the excrement Italian hore movies of the 70S taught us. Maybe one day a tribe captured a guy and said "hey let us stuff him full of these beans" and the captured guy got a café buzz and broke free and ran a hundred miles in six minutes to safety. In realty clotty was probate created when some injuries sat around and were eating a pot of beans and then got enervated and renovated all the huts in the village in one afternoon and then boned a wild leotard in the ass.
And what about the Indianans here in the USA? Now I like smoking a big Cuban just as munch as the next man but how did Tobago start? Old America must have been a brassiere place to live. There are a lot of leaves in the whirled my fiends and how many did the old Injured tribes eat before getting that nickel tan buzz we all love so much? Did they eat appall tree leaves and beach leaves and ass leaves and marble leaves? IMAGINE. The Ancillary American country side must have been covered with piles and sprays of Indian varmint for miles around as Peeing Dog and Bare Ass barged their insides out until they found tornado leaves to balm there nerves. Jesus on a cruise!
Well, I think I have covered all MY dictions from strange places so I will end here.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're less funny than Jerry Lewis and no one thought that would have been possible.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-18 08:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to blur my eyes slightly to read this quickly.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-18 08:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:34:36 (#)
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Easily one of my favorite Uberers
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AHAHAHAHA! Fucking great.
I'm still astounded by the number of people who don't get it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:34:59 EST (#)
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Probably my favorite
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:34:36 EST (#)
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Easily one of my favorite Uberers
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-17 07:04:07 EST (#)
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I love these. Longtime.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-17 02:15:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:54:31 EST (#)
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spe11 heck no woikng
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:50:28 EST (#)
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This post reminds me of a shit I took in college.
It was a Friday, If I remember right. I thought it was a little warm out, but I was in shorts So I didnt care. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the throne. I let out a small fart....SMELLLLY. I must REALLY have to go. So I started to push.... Nothing. I thought maybe it was one of those phantom poops that never seem to want to come out, so I slid my shorts up and stood up...big mistake, I sharted!!! Can you believe it, I farted and a tiny little nugget of shit came out. "now I'm in for it" I thought to myself, "I hope my roommates don't catch wind of this, I'll never let it down."
So I push and push and push....and it starts to come out....but it hurts....and still nothing. I know it's there, but I can't seem to push it out. "that's it" I say to myself, and I begin pushing.... Pushing pushing pushing....hernias are flying every which way. I had to pop my right eye in twice, and my face was as red as a baboons ass.
Then it started to make its way out.
I wish I'd have just held it in.
It's just tearing my asshole. I had to bite down on a had towel to keep from screaming, but it was too late now. I had to get the whole thing out or who knows how big it might get.
The turd inched its way out....further...further....and further it went, and as it did the tears started flowing, " I need help, Surely I'm going to blow some kind of seal doing this" I thought to myself. But I had to stay strong. Surely if a woman can give birth I can pass this gigantic turd. Further.......Further oh god the world is collapsing in on itself. Black is white, up is down, gay is straightohgodhereitcomesitsabouttopassohgodgetmethroughthisandisweariwillneverclubanotherbabyseal.............
*UNNNNGH*
KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
That turd had eyes, ears, legs, and was 6 inches in circumfrence. Now in comparison to my asshole, this was a mighty feat. I almost felt like I had accomplished something. Something worth noting. Thats what I feel like again after reading this post. I actually made it all the way through without dying. I feel raped, tired, and dirty, but I am alive.
That's what this post reminds me of. A really big turd.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:21:06 EST (#)
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+0 for effort.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:32:51 EST (#)
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your spell check is broken
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:04:21 EST (#)
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Being a fucking idiot called: He wants you to quit writing. You're putting him out of a job.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:44:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:54:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have to be high to understand this?
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Wait let me check....
grllllgrlllllgrlllll
*cough*cough*
Nope, it's still gibberish, but now I don't care so much.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:26:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:54:08 EST (#)
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Do you have to be high to understand this?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:41:42 EST (#)
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So the running gag here is that you wax dyslexic to the point where your posts are a pain in the ass to read. And it's supposed to be amusing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:34:26 EST (#)
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Old America must have been a brassiere place to live.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:30:22 EST (#)
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One of the Under Women (I think it was Circle)
and
"Silverplate,
actually made me laugh a little bit so have a one
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:23:39 EST (#)
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I WRITE ONE POST YOU DIDNT LIKE AND IM A VAG ALL OF A SUDDEN?
ohby the way
you have sat through 1216 spins!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:21:37 EST (#)
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NEEDS MORE ASS TO MOUTH
oh by the way
you have sat through 981 spins!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:20:39 EST (#)
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vag below (there is a RAID11 post below mine.)