A note to my coworkers (601 hits)
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Submitted by Luther (View user info) at 2007-02-16 14:34:01 EST
I posted this on the communications bulletin board at work today.
1. If you're playing a radio on your desk, please keep it turned down
so that Frank's radio AND Chris's radio don't have to be turned up to compete.
Here's a fun little thought for you music lovers here in our office...
they're called friggin HEADPHONES!!!!!!
2. There are certain times when it's okay to sing along to the radio.
They include: in the shower, in the car when you're alone, in your house
when you're alone, or hey, how about just "when you're alone." That
pretty much covers it. At no time is it acceptable to sing along to the
radio in the office. There are at least 6 of us in here. The only thing
accomplished when you sing is other radios being turned up. And hey, buddy,
did you know that because of the internal structure of your ears, you
actually hear your voice differently then the rest of the world?? Well,
I don't know how you sound to you, but I'm going to be honest here- don't
try out for American Idol. YOU SUCK!!!
3. It's okay to eat at your desk. This may come as a surprise to you,
but I do it all the time. The reason you weren't aware of this is because
I am not a hog, like the rest of you!!!!!!!!!! When eating in the
office, could we please not act like we're on a farm? Is it really that
difficult to keep your lips together while chewing? Hey, while you're
at it, how's about we try them new fangled things called NAPKINS, too? Say
it with me... NAP- KHIN... goooooood... See, you wipe your fingers off on a
napkin when there's food on your hands instead of licking each digit off
Curly-Sue-style.
I do love my job though, so I suppose if no one heeds my advice, I'll survive.
Hey, I thought it was funny, and I'm not funny all that often, so I thought I'd share...
.....let the -2ing commence. heh heh *snort*
User Reviews
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
trons .
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-17 08:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This note is incredibly lukewarm, and the word 'friggin'? No.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 08:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate people who have iPods who dance around like assholes on the street because the people in the iPod ads are dancing. What kind of retarded bullshit is that? They're not even on skates, they're just dancing. You're not a five year-old, quit imitating the media. In the olden days, these people would've been considered insane and men in white coats would have caught them in a butterfly net and taken them away. Damn that mental hospital overcrowding! Oh well, at least they're keeping their crappy music to themselves.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-16 20:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
snort port its good for your hort
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-16 20:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I posted this on the communications bulletin board at work today.
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that alone worth -2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Using more than one exclamation mark is gay.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<deeply felt envy>
Must be really kooool to be the "knee slapper" in the group, huh?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have nothing further to add.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do have headphones. It doesn't help to drown the shit out. It's THAT bad. I can't imagine what it would be like without my headphones!! ...guess I should have mentioned that...
the amended one is definately better!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
why dont YOU get head phones?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
almost as funny as having the punchline "Arbeit Macht Frei" in a jewish food joke.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad, but I laughed my ass off with the amended version.
Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why don't you just get some headphones so that you don't have to listen to any of them?
Yeah, I hate when fuckers sing too.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not funny all that often.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck. I thought you'd died when they threw you out the window in 'The Sting'. Too bad.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks dude, I appreciate that. do it again, cuz I would if I could.
...just posted your beauty up under mine. Hilarity shall ensue.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
only cause of the review
"It's okay to eat MY COCK at your desk."
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ih8u2man made this a 0 but you suck at being funny and life in general
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:54:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
can I +2 my own post for that wonderful redux? Seriously, I'm gonna post that up right below the origional. That's awesome man, thank you!
It's pretty fitting, actually... heh heh *snort*
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No, but I can.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can I +2 my own post for that wonderful redux? Seriously, I'm gonna post that up right below the origional. That's awesome man, thank you!
It's pretty fitting, actually... heh heh *snort*
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I posted this on the toilet bulletin board at work today.
1. If you're playing with your cock on your desk, please keep it turned down
so that Frank's cock AND Chris's cock don't have to be turned up to compete.
Here's a fun little thought for you cock lovers here in our office...
they're called friggin BLOWJOBS!!!!!!
2. There are certain times when it's okay to touch yourself along to the radio.
They include: in the shower, in the car when you're alone, in your house
when you're alone, or hey, how about just "when you're alone." That
pretty much covers it. At no time is it acceptable to slid your hands inside your ass
to the radio in the office. There are at least 6 of us in here. The only thing
accomplished when you slid your hands inside your ass is other cocks being turned up. And hey, buddy, did you know that because of the internal structure of your ass, you
actually loose your shit differently then the rest of the world?? Well,
I don't know how you sound to you in bed, but I'm going to be honest here- don't
try out for MY MOM. YOU SUCK!!!
3. It's okay to eat MY COCK at your desk. This may come as a surprise to you,
but I do it all the time. The reason you weren't aware of this is because
I am not a hog, like the rest of you!!!!!!!!!! When eating MY COCK in the
office, could we please not act like we're on a farm? Is it really that
difficult to keep your lips together while chewing? Hey, while you're
at it, how's about we try them new fangled things called NAPKINS, too? Say
it with me... NAP- KHIN... goooooood... See, you wipe your fingers off on a
napkin when there's CUM food on your hands instead of licking each digit off
Curly-Sue-style.
I do love YOUR BLOW jobS though, so I suppose if no one heeds my advice, I'll survive.
Hey, I thought it was funny, and I'm not funny all that often, so I thought I'd share...
.....let the -2ing commence. heh heh *snort*
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have just tacked a dead puppy to the board. Or lobbed a horse head in the direction of your bosses office. Unless you run the show I don't think you get to make declarations of that sort. Hope you have some moving boxes folded up on the shelf nest to the pile of ass copies you stole at the christmas party.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd expect no less from you, dude. Now if I had said "Everybody send me $20" would you have listened?
..cuz I'm a little short on rent this month...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.....let the -2ing commence. heh heh *snort*
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