Clearing out my hard drive - You won't believe the amount of Lame contained in this post. (2158 hits)
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Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2007-02-17 09:36:16 EST
I've spent the holidays clearing out my room and hard-drive ready for this year's study, in order to "start a new orderly sucesful life etc" (Shandythedog: 28/03/06). I've turned up a whole bunch of stuff that, while definitely not worth keeping, isn't bad enough to throw out without a few microseconds of guilt, so I have decided to abuse Ubersite by using it for file storage.
You understand this means that all the following has been sorted through and I have REMOVED THE GOOD STUFF.
I hope the picture loads, this thing is gargantuan and people using Internet Explorer probably won't be able to view it on the page. I'll post a link to the picture in my first review.
Running commentary is provided within ***these things*** in case you're an idiot.
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***Obviously the logic is a little shady on this but I think it serves its purpose.***
Isn't man an amazing animal?
He kills wildlife - birds, kangaroos, deer, all kinds of cats, coyotes, beavers, groundhogs, mice, foxes, and dingoes - by the millions in order to protect his domestic animals and their feed.
Then he kills domestic animals by the billions and eats them. This in turn kills man by the millions, because eating all those animals leads to degenerative and fatal health conditions like heart disease, kidney disease, and cancer.
So then man tortures and kills millions more animals to look for cures for these diseases. Elsewhere, millions of other human beings are being killed by hunger and malnutrition because food they could eat is being used to fatten domestic animals.
Meanwhile, some people are dying of sad laughter at the absurdity of man, who kills so easily and so violently, and once a year sends out a card praying for 'Peace on Earth'.
- C. David Coats
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***This is part of a Backyard Cricket Rules Manual me and my neighbours created after too many games were abandoned due to arguing. It's mainly repetitive recital of the simple rules of actual cricket, with a few modifications for trees, houses and other backyards etc, and rotation of bowling/batting orders. But there were a few subsections in there that have to be preserved for their uniqueness. I can delete the thing now because the relevant individual has grown to an age where he can hold his own in a game/not cry.***
The batting order shall be determined by the following criteria:
Whoever of the players clearly states "I'm Batting" before the beginning of play bats first.
Whoever of the players clearly states "Second" bats second.
Whoever of the players clearly states "Third" bats third.
Hitting Mitchell
The batsman may be given out Hitting Mitchell if he plays a shot which causes the ball to directly strike Mitchell, without interference from fieldsmen or "fielding" objects, provided that
Mitchell is not playing.
Mitchell is in a bad mood.
Mitchell does not pardon the batsman.
The batsman was ready for the delivery.
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***These are the funniest bits from an embarrassingly serious-looking document entitled "Policy Planning of the ADSP (Australian Democratic Socialist Party)" It's dated 19/08/04 which is also embarrassingly recent. I've just googled it and that's actually the name of a political party, so just to make it clear, this has nothing to do with it.***
- Commencement/continuation of negotiation with New Zealand regarding the establishment of a singular currency (***Obviously I wasn't sure whether or not negotiations were taking place***) (***Also not sure how this was socialist. But it is very neat***).
- Abolition of the GST (***Why not***)
- Nationalise the pharmaceutical industry (***Great!***)
- Halt promotion of the armed forces as a cheap way to study (***I think this was a bit of a pet peeve at the time***)
- United South East Asian Intelligence Organisation (***I don't even know what the fuck this means***)
- Creation of new ministerial position - Minister for Intelligence (***My gift to political cartoonists everywhere***)
- Decrease support for the United States on a physical level, while phasing out support on a diplomatic level (***If we do it quietly, they'll never notice***)
- Unsubscribe from the One China policy, while not endorsing Taiwan (***I can't believe nobody had thought of that before***)
- Reallocate funding of community-based organizations (*** Just reallocate it***)
- Compulsory ethanol content in Australian-produced fossils (***I think I meant fossil fuels***)
- End to the forced sanctity of confession (***Not sure where this came from***)
- Citizenship granted, upon review, to anybody who has lived in Australia for more than two years while over 18 and not on a student visa, and intends to spend a total of at least 10 years living in Australia in the future, five of which must be consecutive, and not on a student visa. (*** I remember amending this a lot after a Chinese friend of mine kept pointing out loopholes. It was meant to make citizenship easier I think***)
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***I think I was playing Yahoo pool when I had the following conversation. It looks like I formatted it as a post but decided it wasn't good enough.***
I'm bored, so I type the first thing that enters my head.
thorpe: GO BEARS WOO
beijinglitz: chicago bears?
thorpe: yes
thorpe: GO BEARS WOO
beijinglitz: how did you know they are my team?
Hey cool - he's from Chicago. Time for some bullshitting.
thorpe: GO SOX WOO
thorpe: WOO
beijinglitz: orton might be alright
In order to sound like I know my stuff, I disagree.
thorpe: Nope
thorpe: He is dying
beijinglitz: how so?
I take a shot in the dark:
thorpe: His leg
beijinglitz: ?
thorpe: It's eating him up
thorpe: from the inside
beijinglitz: ?
Not a good sign. I try to cover my tracks.
thorpe: apart from the other one
beijinglitz: you are losing me
thorpe: GO BEARS WOO
beijinglitz: you can say that again
thorpe: GO BEARS WOO
Oh man I'm dying here. Attack is the best form of defence.
thorpe: you don't know anything about football
beijinglitz: what time is it there?
(checks uber time)
thorpe: very early
beijinglitz: the sox lost again
thorpe: it was joey that done it
Remember every American sports team has a player called Joey.
beijinglitz: you went to the game?
See?
thorpe: I have season tickets
Beijinglitz: i miss the old comisky
Uh - oh.
thorpe: so do I
thorpe: Me and my mates spent hours whiling away the time drinking in the old comisky
Hope the "old comisky" isn't a player or commentator.
Beijinglitz: I loved the perpetual smell of beer
SCORE
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***This is saved as "Second letter to BartBart". I don't have the first one but I remember it had to do with toenails.***
Dear BartBart,
My one regret in coming to Ubersite, aside from the big first account fuckup, was forgetting to capitalise the T in "thorpe".
Any chance that this could be fixed up quickly and easily?
Yours hopefully - Thorpe
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From: wazza hill [wazza____.at.hotmail.com]
To: thorpe87.at.gmail.com
Subject: RE: Thorpy.
Hey man, before i get to the topic in question, I just read that message i sent to you ,fuck i must have been paraletic when I wrote that! the fucking english is sooo bad...
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:11:16 EDT (#)
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almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:17:23 EST (#)
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useless shit = +2
Don't try to hard in University.......
C's Get DegreeS!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:10:09 EST (#)
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I just found a whole new bunch of crap in a drawer, dammit, including the religious pamphlet on Buddhism, and a great notebook entitled "Factual Errors in the Glove of Darth Vader book series" in which I've meticulously documented all the errors in the first book and included a column for my sarcastic comments. There is also another suspicion page.
Further enquiry has revealed the Sherlock Holmes Club actually started in 1995, and was active until early 1998.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-20 03:33:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 03:23:30 EST (#)
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heh - finally got around to finishing this.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:48:38 EST (#)
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It's only 2.9 megs?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:25:05 EST (#)
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zorgon rules
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:57:52 EST (#)
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It was a post that wanted the -3 introduced, so bart gave it a -3. Either google hasn't picked it up yet or he's taken it down because I can't find it!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-19 13:16:28 EST (#)
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There's so much here that I need to look at later.
I laughed for about 5 minutes when I saw that -3.
I want to so the post that sucked so bad that Bart invented the -3 for it.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:59:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
all i wanna know is that -3 bullshit?
anyone got a link?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got bored of these after a while and didn't finish it but most of them were pretty funny. "-3" was hilarious.
Did you know that only people who are alive say that rain falls down? That's cause you find out it falls up after you die.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:11:59 EST (#)
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It's Monday Andy...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 11:17:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-19 10:38:21 (#)
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Wait. YOU were shinebox?
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I thought you were, to be honest.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-19 10:55:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-19 10:38:21 EST (#)
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Wait. YOU were shinebox?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-19 08:31:45 EST (#)
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Have another , just for investing a huge amount of time to amuse us . THX (1138)
And happy 80k!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 08:17:09 EST (#)
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I just got Firefox, the internet feels shiny and new. Also I can see this picture on the page.
Wooo 80,000 hits.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 02:52:24 EST (#)
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holy fuck that was a lot of scrolling.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:21:00 EST (#)
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Thorpe you little bastard!
You are not *reknowned* enough to taunt me!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:53:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:14:57 (#)
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I'm addicted to Proximity now, thanks a lot.
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I play it on Expert, with both tile types set to Strengthen. I can beat it on other types, but it requires a whole different way of playing and I probably couldn't do it 10 times in a row on Expert, let alone 61.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:14:57 EST (#)
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I'm addicted to Proximity now, thanks a lot.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:56:45 EST (#)
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The australian currency is fucked up, why the hell are your 1 dollar coins bigger than your 2 dollar coins!!!??? it makes no sense.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:29:55 EST (#)
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all i wanna know is that -3 bullshit?
anyone got a link?
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-02-18 08:51:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:12:50 EST (#)
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Did I miss something funny/interesting?
Only a -1 though because I really, really liked that David Coats quote (while I'm sitting here eating steak-ums).
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:16:43 EST (#)
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Misty Mundae was a softcore porn actress.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:08:58 EST (#)
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jOKEs.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-18 00:51:18 EST (#)
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way to remind me of my divorce williamson
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:33:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:17:35 (#)
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way to remind me of my divorce thorpe
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Uh yeah sorry about that.
Blame Williamson.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:06:38 EST (#)
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I don't save much stuff.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:05:57 EST (#)
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holy shit
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:35:52 EST (#)
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SHINEBOXXXX
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:16:06 EST (#)
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This is awesome. I love going through files to see the random things I've saved over time.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:12:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:57:12 EST (#)
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thorpe is like bizarro steve irwin. If he had a theme park, it'd be called Australia Post, the attractions would be taxidermists poking air-holes in little boxes with bayonets and feigning horror when they skewered the exotic bird/reptile inside, dynamite fishing in a murky artifical pond filled with mostly animals that can't swim, and of course the Australia Post shop that only sold ivory and bushmeat burgers.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:25:04 EST (#)
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that turtle sounds interesting ...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:18:18 EST (#)
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nice work. i think i have enough utter garbage saved to my laptop to compile a very similar post.
i'm using your book as a mousepad. because the real mousepad has disappeared.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
way to remind me of my divorce thorpe
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:25:21 EST (#)
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Pure madness
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:11:04 EST (#)
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For the sheer magnitude
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:20:46 EST (#)
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I'm glad I stayed inside on October 5th, 2006.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:18:47 EST (#)
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oh by the way that dipshit ebola "im a ree ree" may just knocked my ASS TO MOUTH post off heated
THIS IS UBERSITE GODDAMNIT AND ASS TO MOUTH IS MORE WORTHY OF THIS TRIPE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:16:22 EST (#)
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old comisky is the ballpark the white sox played
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:57:20 EST (#)
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Hey, it happened again just now!
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/pumpkininny/untitled.jpg
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:51:35 EST (#)
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Oh..my.
Hey, I saw something peculiar the other day, but didn't think to capture a screen shot.
There were 2 posts on the front page last reviewed by me. One of them showed "sacrilicious" with a lowercase s, while the other was capitalized as my username always has been. What gives?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:50:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:48:03 EST (#)
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Kiss my grits.
It's still not on most heated.
WTF???
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:34:15 EST (#)
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Ok chump. I did my part.
Peace out motherbitch.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:33:43 EST (#)
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I think I'm gonna jack off now.
I hope Kellie doesn't come home and catch me strokin' it in front of her computer. That would just be really embarrasing, you know?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG! WHERE THE EAGLES FLY! AND THE MOUNTAINS CRY!
??????
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still at a 1.7
That sucks.
We tried, dude.
Nobody can ever say we didn't try.
:-(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:31:51 EST (#)
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POP POP POP Indeed.
I wish I had more time. I'd be doing stuff like this.
Great post Thorpester.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOW MORE REVIEWS AND I'M OUTTA HERE LIKE A SWISS TRAIN DICKFACE!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:31:09 EST (#)
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I've almost got you into the venerated "most heated," old boy. Whaddya think of THEM apples?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:30:38 EST (#)
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Thorpe, if you didn't read each and every one of my comments here, you are a bad, bad man. Or boy. I can't remember how old you are but I think you still live with your parents which, is, like, fucking funny as hell to me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to a boat show in Detroit last night.
I wish I had a boat.
I wish I had a woman.
I wish I had some money.
I wish I wasn't sitting here AT MY PSYCHO EX-GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE TYPING DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS ON A POST THAT *HARDLY* DESERVES MY LOVE AND AFFECTION.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I realize that "foten" isn't actually a word in use in the English language, I think we can make an exception here and let little things like that slide.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I foten wonder what would happen if you bred a horse-turd with a mouse-turd.
Probably nothing. You'd just a big and a small turd.
Right?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest song lyrics ever:
I WANT SOME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT! GIMME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT! I NEED SOME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT! GIMME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I WROTE HER OFF FOR THE TENTH TIME TODAY! PRACTISED ALL THE THINGS I WOULD SAY! SHE CAME OVER, AND I LOST MY NERVE! TOOK HER BACK AND MADE HER DESERT OOOO_WAAAY_OOOO!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As you read this, I am fingering a cat's asshole.
Just so you know.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously need to get a life, don't I?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After this review, I have to review this fucking post 11 more times to get it to most heated.
Jesus. I hope you're grateful, Thorpe. I really hope you appreciate what I'm doing for you, and all of Australia here.
Humpph. And you want to quit supporting America?
FINE.
FINE.
JUST....GO.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For once, this post isn't a kicker of all ass. It just made me smile this time.
You're losing it Thorpe.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My comments here are the funniest in all of Uber history.
I've got you all licked, and if you like, I'll give you a kiss on the puss.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. If the booze doesn't get me, the terrorists will, or the politicians, or perhaps a serial killer.
Christ. I have three ex-wives. Well. One is dead. So I have two ex-wives. One of them might decide to take me the fuck out.
The point is, who knows?
Might as well keep boozing, eh?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I'm a drunk.
How much can one drunken bastard drink before he's just gone forever?
I mean, at what point can you safely quit, and return to being a normal human being? Where is the cutoff line?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAGNETIC PARTICLES ARE ERODING MY BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpy old boy, I had a fiance from Wollongong once. She was a fantastic pork, but her butthole really stank when I nailed her doggy-style.
I suspect it was the vegemite.
It had to be the vegemite.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I also think that "spiffy" is an excellent choice of vernacular that is used far too infreqently.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, there are daisies in the world.
I think that's just spiffy.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM GOING TO GET THIS MOTHERHUMPER TO MOST HEATED IF I DIE TRYING TO TYPE STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS ON MY PSYCHO EX-GIRLFRIEND'S KEYBOARD. THAT BITCH IS NUTS MAN. FUCKING INSANE. AND YET HERE I AM AT HER HOUSE USING HER COMPUTER TO RATE A WEIRD POST FROM SOME JACKASS IN AUSTRALIA THAT I'LL NEVER GET TO MEET, FUCK, OR LICK.
SO WHO'S CRAXY NOW, HUH MOTHERRFUCKER???
WHO????
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ejaculate into the toilet, do a jizjillion unborn children die? Am I doomed to an eternity in hell for mass murder?
I wonder how a pitchfork up the ass feels.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know that everytime a bell rings, an Emo cries his heart out?
It's true.
I saw it on David Letterman.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would seriously like to buttfuck a hogtied sports utility vehichle.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's snowing here. Hard. Do you Australians even know what the fuck snow is? I'll bet a million bucks of your money that you'd stand out there and try to catch snowflakes with your tounge.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surprisingly, my ball are NOT blue, contrary to scientific studies that prove otherwise.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been laid in three years.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uusally I wind up squeezing zits when I do that though. I need some windex.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are times I loooook in the mirror....
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:55:34 EST (#)
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Hanzel couldn't hack it, and blew his goddamned head off. Sucks to be German I guess.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:55:02 EST (#)
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Then again, Gretel turned into a porno superstar, so what do I know?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or maybe....just maybe....pig warts.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:54:03 EST (#)
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I'll bet it has something to do with superman though.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny.
I'm an American, and I haven't got a fucking clue what the "old comisky" is either.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST HEATED WOO!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hjkjkl
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:50:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
q32
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
789p.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
45uj
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awer
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:49:03 EST (#)
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Fucken hell Thorpe im on a Uni quota here. Also, O WEEK. its now 4.50am and im aawake because i passed out at 3pm yesterday arvo. woo for goon!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK ME BLUE I SO, LIKE, TOTALLY FER SURE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See...I put a question mark on the end of a statement. Fucktard.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you were from Brisbane, as well? Jesus. What do they put in the water over there?
We grow fucktards in Arizona.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 11:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 11:04:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:04:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
The Dutchman now thinks I'm in love with you because he knows I like a man with a sense of humor, but don't worry, he thinks I'm love with a lot of people
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-17 11:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-17 09:45:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
You weren't lying!
And I put up that picture of Fat Tony on wikipedia! They took it down too fast = (
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I want to carry your abortions
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't seem to figure it out, really. There's just something about you that makes me want to heave.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so many flavours of awesome.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no don't buy another book - the one I sent you was actually a new copy, I still have one here. The last thing I want is to end up with three copies!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that was a piece of crap ! Environmental police will come to get you for polluting uber !
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-17 10:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sherlock Holmes Club.... hahahahahahaha... sit in a shed and wait for mysteries
I laughed so fucking hard I was snorting like a draft horse
The Dutchman now thinks I'm in love with you because he knows I like a man with a sense of humor, but don't worry, he thinks I'm love with a lot of people
The book will be on its way soon. I have to buy another copy to send with it, because I felt so bad about the failure of the book club even though it wasn't my book club i just have an overactive guilt response that I wrote a bunch of comments in different handwriting and want to send a new one as well in case me scribbling on your book pisses you off. I never got Dirt Music back, either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-17 09:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You weren't lying!
And I put up that picture of Fat Tony on wikipedia! They took it down too fast = (
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-17 09:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Copy and past the link of course.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-17 09:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1171722976329225903/1/At%20least%20I'm%20not%20wearing%20a%20loincloth.JPG
For those who can't see the picture.
Not that you're missing much.