My Kid's First MS Paint Masterpiece (1924 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.69 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-02-17 12:34:43 EST
She made this yesterday. She's six and can't use a mouse very well, so fuck off.
It's a picture of her and one of our dogs smelling a pile of poo. I like the vapors coming off the pile. All her idea.
She has my sense of humor. Blessed child.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-10 01:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better than anything I've ever done. And I don't just mean artistically.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-10 01:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-20 05:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent. I couldn't have done better.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-20 19:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Julie London +2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-27 21:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
desolatemisanthrope recalc
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alas no, it was all my kid. Poor child. Poor happy child, still.
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bmitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:21:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lieing. You did this yourself, didn't you?
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i'm with d_prime on that.
probably when you're drunk.
still makes me laugh.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lieing. You did this yourself, didn't you?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-24 19:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish- FUPA was Orgasmatron's First Uber Poetry ExtrAvaganza. I made it to the final two with this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723
ROFL="rolling on the floor laughing"
ADD=as in Attention Deficit Disorder- a comp scourge put together of posts with 500 words or less.
And I'm ubermarried to The Orgasmatron and ghola. See?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89870
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 18:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomeness
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool B_B. I don't remember a lot from that night either...except the FG spoke to me in the raw.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember my review below.
I blame Dick Yuengling.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-19 05:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is retaliatory ! All those +2's need to be returned !
Sweet jeebus , That messmind guy is a sucker !
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dog poop is a part of life.
DesolateDickhead has no life.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so it is genetic...
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-02-18 09:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool :D
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is retaliatory ! All those +2's need to be returned !
And i have 3 other walls that need deco ...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Kid's First MS Paint Masterpiece (666 hits)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your kid sucks.
My kid is cooler by miles - http://www.ubersite.com/m/76750
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHA thats awesome...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-17 21:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
You Sir; are a Masterpiece.
How did your nap go? I'm just off for mine.
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The nap wasn't great, which is unusual. I'm not sure why.
ps, marry me.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2007-02-17 22:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your child is the next Van Gogh. Get her up to speed by slicing off one of her ears.
And to DesolateWhineFag: Grow the fuck up. Your internet threats serve no purpose other than increase our reasoning of you being an arrogant teenage shit who thinks that mean words in a random website will get you respect.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 22:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-17 21:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You Sir; are a Masterpiece.
How did your nap go? I'm just off for mine.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
smells good!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
ppppppppps, I'm almost drunk, and then it's time for my nap.
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<3
I'm going to take a nap, too.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
put her down
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*is
just kidding Sac
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know she it, and I love her for it. Live life.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right. I am. In my mind. Oh and
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
:D
SEE?
scarlet harlot. why we love her.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:06:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacrilicious, sorry.
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not to worry, it is the sentiment that matters.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right. I am. In my mind. Oh and
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
:D
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:34:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:30:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm...excuse me?
i think you'll find that she was MY lishy long before she was anyone elses. and that includes the poet.
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True. I'm sorry.
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Oh, don't be.
I just like to be proprietary-ish about it. You'll find that she has more than enough love to go around. lishy is there for any user who needs her.
(what i'm trying to say is that she's a whore)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:37:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, but how many wives are you going to end up with?
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Let's see:
Currently: Lynn
Committed: LittleMonster, forensicgirl3
Undecided: Sacrilicious
Did not respond: Thorpe, Danger_Ranger, Anansie
More to come, I'm sure. I hope I'm not forgetting anyone.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm...excuse me?
i think you'll find that she was MY lishy long before she was anyone elses. and that includes the poet.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been shopping. I bought some soup and some cheese. And stuff to make chili.
Don't fuck with my Sac, now.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:04:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the infatuation with MS Paint?
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What is the infatuation with desperately emo usernames circa 5 years ago, you obnoxious fuck?
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hehehehe
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i haven't visited many of your posts lungperson. sorry. i'm a busy guy. i like your daughters sense of artistic style.
now, on to business.
lishy told me to come over here and posture at this desolate person. here I am.
do you want me to crumple you? i'm built like a tank. i'll pay to fly you to me so i can kick your ass. ummm, i'll knock your teeth across the bar you dipshit, homo, virgin zitboy.
(i think that covers all the usual uber tough guy stuff. this cabernet is good. mmmm.)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacrilicious, sorry.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:49:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me clarify a few things
1. I am 23 and have been with and came in more women than you could in 5 lifetimes.
2. If we were to meet up in person I would ensure a few things, namely, a broken nose, ten broken fingers(they are very delicate, more than you might know), a prolonged stay in the hospital. Let us sum it up and say you would not be typing anytime soon and leave it at that. They may even one day post a picture of your mangled face and wisecrack on you.
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Nice shooting, cupcake. Between your tuff (TM) talk and bad ass username, I'm sure lungfish is quaking in his flip-flops. Now why don't you toodle off to Yahoo Chat and bag yourself another "woman"?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If Habeeb can have 706369 hits and uber celebrity status doing this sort of thing I think your daughter has quite a future on this website.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more corporal punishment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In MY opinion it looks like she's spraying the dog with acidic diarrhea, but that's why they call it abstract art.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-17 16:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So who left one of your posts lying out in the yard?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got a hangover that has settled in my neck.
But, did you know that potato soup from Backyard Burger is a jim-dandy hangover helper?
I didn't either but I know now.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...
...
...
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
ALTER
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First, I think Sac is a girl, Des. Second, I still think she'd kick your teeth in.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That explains much. All you had to do was say the word.
A tomboy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:49:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
because a 3-day old user would know fuckall about "the person behind those words." OH NOES I've been PWND by a teenage virgin and/or alter unwilling to comment ubder his own account on the intarweb.
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
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Let me clarify a few things
1. I am 23 and have been with and came in more women than you could in 5 lifetimes.
2. If we were to meet up in person I would ensure a few things, namely, a broken nose, ten broken fingers(they are very delicate, more than you might know), a prolonged stay in the hospital. Let us sum it up and say you would not be typing anytime soon and leave it at that. They may even one day post a picture of your mangled face and wisecrack on you.
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Wow. Internet threats of violence. To a female as well. Slick.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
First, I think Sac is a girl, Des. Second, I still think she'd kick your teeth in.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry, good post
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:49:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
because a 3-day old user would know fuckall about "the person behind those words." OH NOES I've been PWND by a teenage virgin and/or alter unwilling to comment ubder his own account on the intarweb.
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
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Let me clarify a few things
1. I am 23 and have been with and came in more women than you could in 5 lifetimes.
2. If we were to meet up in person I would ensure a few things, namely, a broken nose, ten broken fingers(they are very delicate, more than you might know), a prolonged stay in the hospital. Let us sum it up and say you would not be typing anytime soon and leave it at that. They may even one day post a picture of your mangled face and wisecrack on you.
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your ignorance is showing, better zip up.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because a 3-day old user would know fuckall about "the person behind those words." OH NOES I've been PWND by a teenage virgin and/or alter unwilling to comment ubder his own account on the intarweb.
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
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Let me clarify a few things
1. I am 23 and have been with and came in more women than you could in 5 lifetimes.
2. If we were to meet up in person I would ensure a few things, namely, a broken nose, ten broken fingers(they are very delicate, more than you might know), a prolonged stay in the hospital. Let us sum it up and say you would not be typing anytime soon and leave it at that. They may even one day post a picture of your mangled face and wisecrack on you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, but how many wives are you going to end up with?
Uber Polygamy w00t!
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This would make a great ad for condom-use
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
homer dont be a sycophant
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally i would give this a -2 but since it's from lungfish I'm ok with it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't drive like my brother.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:17:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
That is not saying much considering the person behind those words.
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...because a 3-day old user would know fuckall about "the person behind those words." OH NOES I've been PWND by a teenage virgin and/or alter unwilling to comment ubder his own account on the intarweb.
Set a date lf, I'm so there.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, it looks like Jack Skellington's ghost dog, Zero.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Zerodog.JPG
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, you should have waited until Thursday. This would have made the best SPT of all time!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'cos you live in Kemnay
XXX
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been in the bathtub listening to Car Talk.
FG and Sac: Marry me.
B@W
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:04:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the infatuation with MS Paint?
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What is the infatuation with desperately emo usernames circa 5 years ago, you obnoxious fuck?
This is better than anything I've ever done, artistically speaking.
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That is not saying much considering the person behind those words.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:04:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the infatuation with MS Paint?
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What is the infatuation with desperately emo usernames circa 5 years ago, you obnoxious fuck?
This is better than anything I've ever done, artistically speaking.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the infatuation with MS Paint?
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your daughter was responsible for the picture, but who was responsible for the gigantic steamy pile? Lucky for all that girl and dog were not consumed!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-17 12:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She has great talent !