Description; Assailant (1528 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-17 18:16:13 EST
When they ask you for a description.
User Reviews
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-03-09 11:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Learn to dress yourself Apu
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stay the fuck off my posts, alterboy.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, alter, way to respond three days late. You could have answered when I was actually trolling for an intraweb fight; now I'm just bored with it and you, and quite frankly, this whole damn website.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
While I admit I am somewhat androgynous looking, I take offense at your suggestion that rape followed by a golden shower is a bad thing.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
scrolling = bad. mmmmkaaaaaaaaaay
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 04:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:47:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would rather fuck myself with a broken wine bottle and then take a bath in vinegar than even look at your fat fucking face, you worthless pile of rat semen. Your huge fucking lips make me want to abort babies. They fill me with rage. I mean it. Cut those things off and feed them to your dog.
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This is coming from a skank bitch who posted the following (to my current, dismay)
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/85435
^way to look like; you have been raped repeatedly, the begrudging recipient of a golden shower fucking bitch.
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/38164
^Also much thanks for distorting my perception of what is male and female.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this place is WHITE only...sorry :-(
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow ur cute
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-20 07:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have dead, lifeless eyes.
Seriously, it's creeping me out. Go away.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-20 05:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA HA HA HA HA HAH A HA
AAAAAAAH
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bitch, I don't know whether to search you for a suicide bomb or tell you to mow my lawn and clean the tables at a restaurant.
whatever you do, shut the fuck up while you're doing it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY RETARD, YOU MISSED THIS ONE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98865
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this site is getting old.
im sorry your experiment failed, bart.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:27:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno, Rob, he's got a crappy emo handle, makes bullet-listed threats, and has posted a crappy (and most likely fake) camwhore. My fiver remains on GM.
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hmmm
you could be right.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:47:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was a stand alone post I might give you a 0 as there are valid points. The sad fact of the matter is that I have already had the misfortune to read your refuse and consequently I cannot be impartial.
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okay maybe youre not so bad
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you look at the reflection in the photo behind him you can see his boyfriend with a great big erection.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno, Rob, he's got a crappy emo handle, makes bullet-listed threats, and has posted a crappy (and most likely fake) camwhore. My fiver remains on GM.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 13:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
haha, your shirt is inside-out - what happened, Mommy forget to lay out your clothes for you again?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-19 13:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy giant picture of some ugly asshole, Batman!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-19 04:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahhaahhaahahahah
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 02:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is anyone placing bets on who this alter belongs to? I'll put a fiver on George Michael.
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really?
that would suck, I rather enjoyed PIB.
Seems to me this is a brand new idiot who just enjoys being hated. He came to the right place.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is anyone placing bets on who this alter belongs to? I'll put a fiver on George Michael.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you blast everyone else's posts?.. it's like the Hanson Brothers calling Ricky Martin gay.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Might as well wipe my ass on this shitty post too.
Seems all the rage.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ Shlongy (I almost typed Superstar there...bloody hell), don't you know anything? This, is DesolatePukedownmythroat. He's very clever with regurgitating statistics and talking about standard deviation (which he knows little to nothing about), and when his mum isn't looking over his shoulder and telling him to wear his clothing the right way round, he can generally be found hunkered over his computer, acting like a used douche and making cute little threats on the internet.
F.Y.I. Smiles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is THIS new faggot?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, feed them to that pit bull you have chained behind your trailer.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would rather fuck myself with a broken wine bottle and then take a bath in vinegar than even look at your fat fucking face, you worthless pile of rat semen. Your huge fucking lips make me want to abort babies. They fill me with rage. I mean it. Cut those things off and feed them to your dog.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is almost too good. What a 'wad.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, you're fucking killin' me here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:09:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
his hair is thinning worse than caulaincourts
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Tell me - do you drive a Honda Civic with a fluorescent light glued to the underneath?
I love Bangra music. It makes the driver look cooooooooooooooooool
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-18 04:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or are those grapes?
Equally homosexual.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-18 03:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice job trying to look tough sitting next to a bunch of flowered paper plates, you pansy.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-18 03:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
where's maltese?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
his hair is thinning worse than caulaincourts
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Careful, this guy's for real, his shirt is inside out.
Hey, what's your sign, by the way?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"yes, occifer, he broke sacs fingers and then he and harold went to white castle"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-18 00:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol a hindu gangster, I'm shittin in my pants
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You cut yourself out of an existing picture and yet it's the size Cindy Crawford's mole? Jesus Christ just got away.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOAH WOAH WOAH LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2007-02-17 22:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Word up, niggas. Les go buy anotha 40 and fuck some bitches, then slap 'em afta da hos dun give us da money.
Word.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a cunt +2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'cos the fuckers are ganging up
+2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm drunk and happy +2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pity plus 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ.
Have a beer and fucking relax.
ps, I can't -2 this because it might be seen as retaliatory.
pps, I don't care about ratings. Well, that might be a lie.
ppps, Sacrilicious is good people.
pppps, Have a beer and fucking relax.
ppppps, It's just a website.
pppppps, Welcome to Uber. It can be fun if you're able to fucking relax.
ppppppps, Please don't kill me.
pppppppps, Really, please don't kill me.
ppppppppps, I'm almost drunk, and then it's time for my nap.
pppppppppps, Go Bears Woo!!
ppppppppppps, This is getting old, huh?
pppppppppppps, www.stfudannyfrazier.com
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you going to hunt her down and show her how tough you are?
you know what, fuck it. i hate that bitch too, she's always talking smack around here. you look like the type of guy who could finally shut her up. i'll give you her adress:
1134 N. 3rd Street
Springfield, Illinois 62702
be careful though, sacrilicious knows kung fu.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So this is how Fat Tony's son looks like
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:32:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
we hacked your post off the front page, Cutmyself McEmo
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What will happend when I hack that bitch into a million pieces?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we hacked your post off the front page, Cutmyself McEmo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait..of a man in a Sean John shirt?
Really?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My mum always told me that if you can't think of anything nice to say, don't say anything.
*silence*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're like an arab wigger. what would one call that?
i'm fucking dying over here.
i hope this is method.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, -2 on 10 (now 11) reviews. Well, I can't break a streak like that.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go mess with Texas.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the fact that you have cake plates there.
I can easily picture you eating a cake with pink icing.
Fag.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell that bitch she has it coming.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:20:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have got to be shitting me.
Where the hell is Method?!
Shenanigans but the pic you found does look like a woman beater.
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Do you think I'm fucking with you??
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
also, you are a fucking pussy and I could break your neck with not so much as a hard stare.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:18:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA
you little faux gangster fag.
i'd fucking crumple you.
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You can always try. Suffer the repercussions.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for a ginormous image of your gayness.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice arm tattoos, faggot, do they help you to come inside hordes of hiv-ridden slack cunted ghetto-trash sluts?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have got to be shitting me.
Where the hell is Method?!
Shenanigans but the pic you found does look like a woman beater.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go away
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA
you little faux gangster fag.
i'd fucking crumple you.