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Rating: 1.38 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-02-18 01:56:02 EST




fucking hell.mp3 (490 kB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's up Speedy?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"bleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblah
i speak real fast like the micro machine guy with an annoying nasal voice like all ontarians bleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblahblohbleeblohbleeblah"

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since I am the 'leader' of the anti-Jack coalition, allow me to rate this post accordingly

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Speechless...


Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-02-19 02:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What makes you so great? +2 for being drunk, but since you're, well, you, that only brings you to a 0.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-19 00:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98887


FUCK YOU JACK

Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-02-18 19:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:49:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

HI DENNIS LEARY

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-18 19:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow count the analogies.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMFG, Like, I pooped on the wall just listening to this. Where's my journal, I feel a cry coming on.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sound like Dennis Leary and Edward Norton's offspring.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i resent this.

i have at least 15 posts worth looking at.

i add quality to this site. well, maybe i have. once or twice.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brad thinks you sound like George Clooney.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You sound even gayer than I thought you would sound.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scottish diamond a few below.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:49:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

HI DENNIS LEARY


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


You ARE part of the problem.


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HI DENNIS LEARY


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-18 13:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Derka derka below

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-18 12:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Spat tea out my nose listening to this. You fucking rock. I don't bother posting anymore and I'm getting bored of sifting through steaming piles of Grade-F shit to look for diamonds.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-18 10:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-18 08:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha ! Drunk people are the best !

Cheers jack !
cheers lungfish !
cheers nakedbabe !
cheers chillynipps !
cheers revoicemixwhore !

Soon ... going to sweat the alcohol off now ...


Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

intoxicatingly hypnoticly smooth voice you have there mr jack.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude you better calm the fuck down or I swear I'll fucking kiss you on the mouth. YOU HEAR ME?!?! LIP TO LIP YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Didnt listen drunk too +_@

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 04:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna be Jackie McCallum when I growz up!!!



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 03:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm naked as I type this.

No kidding.
===
hot hot

---------

SHE'S TALKING TO ME, SAC!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I hope.)

GOT IT?

GOOD.

ps, FG, don't worry about your skinny butt. That works for me, too. Besides...it's not just your looks that I like.


ps, I'm drunk and I'm going to feel like a whore in the morning.


Awesome.

Not me. Sinatra. How cool was that guy? Listening to him now.



Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 03:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm also looking on e-bay for booty enhancing jeans.

I'm also craving chocolate cake.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm naked as I type this.

No kidding.

---------

Fuckin' hell. Just what I need.

You know, Jack could get a hell of a lot of +2's if we keep this up. That is, providing, that I remember to rate. And then again, maybe you're talking to Jack...and I'm being egocentric. Doesn't matter to me.

"I'm naked as I type this."

I couldn't be happier.

Really.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm naked as I type this.

No kidding.
===
hot hot

--------

Actually chilly chilly. I need to put some clothes on.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I think you're ready for the big time, Jack. Send 'em a letter.

http://www.wma.com/

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm naked as I type this.

No kidding.
===
hot hot

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She calmed my nerves. She's so cool.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm naked as I type this.

No kidding.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why talk so fucking fast for?




Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. It worked.




Dalai Queso

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cheese name?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I WILL NOT. Everybody knows weekend posts don't count.

Cleeeeeque freaks?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you shoulda saved this for the final round.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamit

that was supposed to be a +2 just for fucking with your post

fucking cheese name guy

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm drunk and some guy with a cheese name pissed me off. +2 for you Christ_Puncher. I'm gonna punch him too if the cheese guy throws him in my face again.

ps, I'm awesome

-----

didn't read it. Some guy with a cheese name pissed me off.

I guess I didn't listen to it.

Where is FG to calm my nerves?

ps, I'm drunk

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-18 02:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

W00T first reveiw!


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III