Contentless 21st Birthday Camwhore Collage Post (1492 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.95 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-18 14:22:32 EST
Here's a poem my friend wrote for me:
Right before midnight, and all through the state.
Not a creature was sober, not even me mate.
He drank the tequila, he drank all the beers, when others had enough, he screamed "bring on the Smir!"
And then it was over, the party had ceased, and Andrew cried out "I'M 21 BITCHES"
I turned 21 on Friday night. Now here's a bunch of pictures of that happening.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:15:04 EST (#)
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As a BU alum I am officially required to loathe you for being a Redbird, but happy 21st anyway. Are you still hung over? :)
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:23:09 EST (#)
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silly rabbit, trix are for...
oh fuck they pun, you look like an idiot. nice hat.
happy birthday bro, enjoy the dvd.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:56:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:04:31 (#)
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"I bet you couldn't bench press a ball point pen."
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Attacking my weightlifting prowess? I will have you know that I consume 7 servings of whey protein 5 times a day. I drink 12 glasses of creatine, bench press 500 kgs, squat 650 kgs, deadlift 926 kgs, and leg press the fucking moon.
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Only a 1500 pound squat? Fucking wimp.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:34:41 EST (#)
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Happy birthday. You don't look like me in any of those pictures, looks like it was just that one.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:04:31 EST (#)
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"I bet you couldn't bench press a ball point pen."
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Attacking my weightlifting prowess? I will have you know that I consume 7 servings of whey protein 5 times a day. I drink 12 glasses of creatine, bench press 500 kgs, squat 650 kgs, deadlift 926 kgs, and leg press the fucking moon.
Shut the fuck up. I would rip your scrawny ass to fucking pieces and then put you in a paper bag and leave you under the bleachers.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:02:34 EST (#)
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HOW AM I SPOSED TO JANX IT ALL OVER THOSE FACES IF YOU BLOCK THEM OUT HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-19 10:33:19 EST (#)
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that has got to be the lamest birthday with the ugliest man beasts i have ever seen.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-19 03:03:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:46:39 (#)
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Oh, and the bitch in the second picture has shoulders like a man.
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Yep. However, she has the tits and ass of a woman, you faggot. I bet you couldn't bench press a ball point pen.
Hpnotiq is amazing. I dont know what you people are talking about. It's weak but it tastes like liquid sex.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-19 00:00:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:04:13 EST (#)
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Drinking is good
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:24:47 EST (#)
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adsklnrewm
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:17:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:46:39 (#)
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Oh, and the bitch in the second picture has shoulders like a man.
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THATS MY SISTER MOTHERFUCKER.
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:46:39 EST (#)
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Oh, and the bitch in the second picture has shoulders like a man.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:11:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:58:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:28:56 (#)
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happy belated birthday, you fucking neo-nazi
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I read that line right at the "I think you're a nazi" part of Little Tiny Moustache. Coincidences are fun.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:52:37 EST (#)
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Belated Happy Birthday, kid.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:28:56 EST (#)
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happy belated birthday, you fucking neo-nazi
also, what shlongy said.
i hope you tagged at least one of them.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-18 16:11:38 EST (#)
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I don't even remember being 21.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:50:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:42:51 (#)
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hypnotic tastes like like ass
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True! And We Sell A Ton Of It At My Bar... I Don't Get It.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:45:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:42:51 EST (#)
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hypnotic tastes like like ass
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:59:39 EST (#)
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I don't remember my 21st all that much, and now I want to.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:52:21 EST (#)
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I seem to recall more hot broads around when I turned 21.
PS. Fag below.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:42:35 EST (#)
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That is one more year off your life, Then you die and go to hell. You are happy I presume?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:42:01 EST (#)
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i like the smiley faces, names and identities have been changed to protect the inebriated?
happy 21'st.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:40:00 EST (#)
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All I remember of my 21st is being smashed and listening to 'send me on my way' by Rusted Root over and over.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:29:46 EST (#)
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Happy birthday! Fun pictures.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:27:51 EST (#)
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long island iced tea
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:26:24 EST (#)
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What the hell is in that mason jar? Muddy vomit and vodka?
Awesome poem by the way. Whoever wrote that is a genius.