Camwhore of Me, Contemplating the Idiot Human In Front of my Window.... (820 hits)
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Submitted by Ex Lux Astrum (View user info) at 2007-02-18 22:18:07 EST
"....hmmmm, should I wipe the ass-marinated banana puree from my hairy anus and fling it gleefully at this fuckin' mook?? Decisions, decisions........."
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-19 22:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Contemplate resizing pictures next time.
Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-07-19 21:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:11:47 EST (#)
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more amazing than you and the monkeys is the fact that it appears a skeleton took your picture.
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Ha! Hahaha!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:11:47 EST (#)
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more amazing than you and the monkeys is the fact that it appears a skeleton took your picture.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:58:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:02:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know what you're thinking.
The answer is yes, you can hollow out the monkey's buttholes with an apple corer and glue fleshlights into the cavities.
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Jesus
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 14:15:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:23:16 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:50:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes, that's clearly the answer. It has nothing to do with your knocking 3 other posts off the front page with your compulsive reposting, or your retarded inability to resize a photo or anything.
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Do you think that because you have posted frequently to this site that you have gained some special status that licenses you to dictate or to edit others?
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AHEM, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, MY NAME IS JONNYX, LORD HIGH CHIEF ENFORCER OF UNENFORCEABLE RULES.
'ONE POST PER DAY' IS FOR YOUR PROTECTION, AS WELL AS OURS. PLEASE ADHERE TO THIS. IF YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THIS CONCEPT, WE WILL EXPLAIN IT AGAIN.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No, you're old enough to consider death as an optional possiblity.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-19 07:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The skinny one on the left is demonstrating the "Steals a Peach" form.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-19 05:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for a funny post .
-2 for not even considering protocol .
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-19 04:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good one, fuckface. I guess you should carry on doing all that stuff you people do out there in the real world, while little nerdlings like me hang out here and try and score some cyber-pussy. Clearly I'm the one with a ton of time on my hands by calling you a fucking moron for posting three times in the span of less than three hours.
I should have guessed that every post of yours was filled with nuggets of wisdom somewhere in those ginormous pictures you seem to love to post. But aside from those, you were on to something when you were talking about your cock and picking your nose. You should've kept that up. Seriously man, you were awesome.
Sorry I took up your precious time, and that my feeble mind is no longer amusing to you. Maybe you should show me up by writing about lighting your farts on fire, and how you can't seem to help getting your dick caught in your zipper every time you take a piss?
That might just do the trick.
But I should know better than to actually think that you can take the time out of your busy schedule to do ANYTHING like that.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-19 04:19:30 EST (#)
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No worries, dipshit...let's see, apparently according to you and scarivicious, most people "spam" the front page with "worthless" posts. But one senses that you think the material you two provide is above reproach...gag, urp...the height of hubris. I don't think I'm special, just killing time at work like 90% of the other people here. I guess your sparse, pitiful life revolves around ubersite, and apparently being the "hero" protector of scarivicious, seeing as you're foaming at the mouth so rabidly.
Anyway, thanks, I killed another ten minutes at work responding to you - it has been mildy amusing -like shooing away gnats from my peripheral vision. But now you bore me.
Sorry to have interrupted you...I guess you can return to tonguing sac's asshole again.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-19 00:09:56 EST (#)
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Hey, moron, how about before running your fucking mouth off, you check out how people respond to EVERYBODY who spams the front page with worthless posts? What makes you think YOU'RE so fucking special that you're automatically exempt from an assfucking you undoubtably deserve?
Piss off.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it too much to ask for a little common courtesy from you, so as to allow everyone an equal chance on the front page, as opposed to holding them hostage to your compulsive whims?
Is it also too much to want for the ability to see a photo all at one time, without having to scroll around because you can't be assed to take one minute to resize it in deference to our sensitive little eyes?
This is how I would have responded to you, only I didn't see your comment because you're no longer on the front page.
Bye.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:23:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:50:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes, that's clearly the answer. It has nothing to do with your knocking 3 other posts off the front page with your compulsive reposting, or your retarded inability to resize a photo or anything.
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Do you think that because you have posted frequently to this site that you have gained some special status that licenses you to dictate or to edit others? To what self-deluded, perverted pedestal did you elevate yourself, magically authorizing your petite brain to police who may post, when, and what they want to?? Your pernicious utterances negates the whole spirit of this site.
If we ("we" being any-fucking-body on the planet)accept your submissions in good faith, then you should gracefully do the same and not begrudge others the same courtesy that we extend you.
Your way of thinking is petty and malicious....you are a bitter, little person.
Have a nice life.................
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-18 23:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know what you're thinking.
The answer is yes, you can hollow out the monkey's buttholes with an apple corer and glue fleshlights into the cavities.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I think you should just stop posting altogether.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes, that's clearly the answer. It has nothing to do with your knocking 3 other posts off the front page with your compulsive reposting, or your retarded inability to resize a photo or anything.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:46:39 EST (#)
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...oh, that explains it...undoubtedly a transtestical.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:37:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:34:36 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:23:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOUR POSTS TODAY?
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What, are you the fucking UberCensor, UberNarc, or just a general UberAsshole?
Go back to beating your wife, kids, or pets, and leave me the fuck alone, assweed.
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Actually she's a chick, dude.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:34:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:23:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOUR POSTS TODAY?
I even tried to be helpful for a minute.
ENOUGH.
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What, are you the fucking UberCensor, UberNarc, or just a general UberAsshole?
Go back to beating your wife, kids, or pets, and leave me the fuck alone, assweed.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i think it's time for you to reassess your truth or dare companions
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:32:02 EST (#)
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You look like a gay version of Bob Vila.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FOUR POSTS TODAY?
I even tried to be helpful for a minute.
ENOUGH.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-18 22:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had sex with you before.