Fucked Up Celebrity Crap with first camwhore! (2618 hits)
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Submitted by Sarah (View user info) at 2007-02-19 15:25:06 EST
Thank God Britney shaved her head. I was so sick of seeing Anna Nicole Smith on the news so much. I mean, what with all the wars going on, corrupt government officials, and strife in the world; what we really need is some trailer trash from Weeziana screaming for attention when all eyes aren't on her.
Same goes for Paris Hilton. Everynow and then the world stops caring about that one trick pony, ANOTHER nude whatever just happens to surface. Huge suprise - SHE'S A WHORE! Call the President!
When do we as a nation say "Please, for the love of all that is holy - kill them already."?
These slores offer nothing of value, save for the endless gossip that bored and jaded housewives can't seem to get enough of. All they do is let us, the lowly serfs, know how hard it is to be super rich and famous. I'd feel sorry for you, but I have an actual job to go to today. I understand that when you are on video drunk driving with a child, and nobody punishes you, how hard your life really is.
Fucking useless attention whores.
Speaking of attention whores, he's my first camwhore. Cheers.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2007-03-03 12:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you like 8 feet tall jesus christ
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 13:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-02-23 01:09:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
Those are some beastly legs.
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shut up, whore
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-23 01:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus it's raine lark
call the president
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-02-23 01:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Those are some beastly legs.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You my dear, have a very large ass. But since it looks firm, I will allow you to sit on my dick.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
zig a zig AHHHH
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
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that made me sad
nice ass, honey
i've palmed one just like it before
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her own.
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thanks for the compliment, inion
:D
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish you'd do my make-up for me...
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a guy I work withs wife
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck cares about Paris Hilton? Get with it already, dumbass.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your friend is soooo black I cant even see her eyes...
Nice booootey though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
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that made me sad
nice ass, honey
i've palmed one just like it before
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her own.
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girl-pwnage
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
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that made me sad
nice ass, honey
i've palmed one just like it before
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her own.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That ass is clearly photoshopped. Learn how to edit photos before you try to fool Uber.
Silly hoe! Graphics are for Habib!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
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that made me sad
nice ass, honey
i've palmed one just like it before
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You smile. That's nice.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-02-21 04:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would rather fuck a hedgehog doggystyle than look at another picture of you, you small head size for your body having ho-bag
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut. Your. Mouth
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And naked tits and less words
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:27:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more heat
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Method, you've got a great ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more heat
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:12:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
While i wholeheartedly agree with your overly sarcastic sentiments regarding the sad state of our "US Weekly" obsessed nation, I can't say that you're bringing anything new to the table here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this still on most heated?
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because this picture is awesome, that's why.
Having good comments is just as important as having good posts
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have legs like a hooker.
Not the street-corner, fuck for money kind.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this still on most heated?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Method, you've got a great ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:13:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a job offer for the girl on the right. could you pass along her phone number please?
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NOONIE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
While i wholeheartedly agree with your overly sarcastic sentiments regarding the sad state of our "US Weekly" obsessed nation, I can't say that you're bringing anything new to the table here.
But a solid +1 for an ass that would make even Jennifer Lopez's eyes bulge.
And a -1 for hanging out with black people.
Stop that.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm still undecided about which is worse:
Scrolling from the bottom up expecting to see a food blister with the head of Rosie O'Donnell...or
scrolling from the head down and realizing that she was an extra in that hhhhhhhhhhhorrible remake of H.G. Wells's "The Island of Dr. Moroe" with Marlon Brandough...
<covers face with two hands in his knees and starts to sob, uncontrollably>
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Seabiscuit...
TREAD...
...Mill
<stomps out some applause with his hooves then toys with you with a sugarcube>
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mom?
jeezus mom, get off my computer!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
more importantly, does anybody know the name of the song that is playing when the people start showing up to Wayne Stock in Waynes World 2?
nice bum where ya from?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-20 10:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice donkey.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love centaurs
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You can be such a dork sometimes George
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a job offer for the girl on the right. could you pass along her phone number please?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love centaurs
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mind if I set my beer on your ass?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn ! If this was a voicewhore , i could cut you up in pieces ...
And put you back together in exactly the same way ... Some great divine sculpting , here !
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, you're hot. I bet you can crack walnuts with those thighs. And probably those buttcheeks. I wish my head was a walnut.
But leave Britney alone, she's crying out for help! Just kidding, the hair-chopping episode was brilliant. As one homo said on another site, "Now the drapes match the carpet, u go gurl."
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-19 23:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're cute.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was the blackface really necessary, racist?
har har
PS if you're not an alter, congratulations. You'll now be hated and spanked off to over 300 times by the time people are done replying to this post.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Every one of you guys would kill for that ass and you know it.
So stfu.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like an infidel. I kind of want to dress you in bearskin lingerie and shackle you to a damp dungeon wall.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
in a club/bar with mostly non-whites + big ass = ?? YOU DECIDE!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, whoever this is actually a picture of, the alter has nice hair I suppose...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha
bullshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gee...I thought her face looked like she lost a fight with battery acid.
I can't get over the size of that big ass.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:10:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like somebody lit your face on fire, and then put it out with a rake.
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AHAHAHAHA
If that's what THIS looks like, I'd love to see BB's interpretation of pretty.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-19 19:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like somebody lit your face on fire, and then put it out with a rake.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, FUCK YOU, WhiskeyJack......
That is not cool.
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OH SNAP! Gotcha sucka! I'm pretty sure there's a law saying you have to be my personal slore. Your mouth is mine bitch.
Oh and I agree with JohnnyX give her ass it's own alter. I'd "+2" it. wink wink
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
asssssssssssss
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sarah, i would be sorry. just for the amount of cum that will be shot in your general direction. when in doubt... dont.
and alter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this could be anyone...this isn't proof.
weird/nice ass though
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Method, you've got a great ass.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got a great ass. At least from the side.
Sincerely,
the girl with the better rack than ass
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(hehe)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're certainly cute...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All those in favour of giving Sarah's ass its own alter to make posts with, say AYE!
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for worthless post
-1 for visible panty line
+3 for massive boooootaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one of 3 white people in the whole place, am I correct?
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I'm white
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ATTN Idiot.
The reference was to the picture, not this website.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My God, what happened to your friend's face?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, FUCK YOU, WhiskeyJack......
That is not cool.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOO CHECK OUT DAT BADONKADONK!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell I wouldn't mind leaving you with some well placed bite marks...preferably on that there badunkadunk!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're certainly cute...
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit she still looks good (better than me) even with the shaved head.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo, are you okay? Seriously, this is disappointing....
"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
<insert nasty comment here>"
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you see a sign on your way in that said "We welcome all lesbanians here?"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty much, sicosemen
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one of 3 white people in the whole place, am I correct?
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You just got 100 times less attractive.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This picture reminds me of this stripper I used to know in Richmond.
Everyone used to say that she looked good...from the knees down. I mean, the woman could've been a pump heel model, but anything above the knee looked like it was infected with the Ugly.
THis reminds me of her, except you're pretty much hot. I'd shag you and leave you for the rest of the male gender, congratulations.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:06:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
locksly, for a cute guy you sure are rude. To everybody, I mean, not just me.
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*she thinks i'm cute*
FUCK OFF YOU UGLY FUCKING SLORE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a lot of ass...you must like anal, eh?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The legs are a bit too thick. Also the tits are a bit lacking. I will say that it is a rarity for women to have a good ass and a rack. It is one or the other.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one of 3 white people in the whole place, am I correct?
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I'm white
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One, two, three and to the fo
Snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at the do
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
[cuase you know we bout had to rip shit up]
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble
Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay!
Two loced out gs so were craaaaazay!
Death row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this [hell yeah]
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so Im a let em understand
From a young gs perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin her man,
And learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man
Now you know I aint wit that shit, lieutenant
Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while Im up in it
Now thats realer than real-deal holyfield
And now all you hookas and hos know how I feel
Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
Its like this and like that and like this and uh
Its like that and like this and like that and uh
Its like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom
Dr dre:
Well Im peepin, and Im creepin, and Im creep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beepin
Now its time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo
With a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but dont choke
If ya do, ya have no clue
O what me and my homey snoop dogg came to do
Its like this and like that and like this and uh
Its like that and like this and like that and uh
Its like this, and we aint got no love for those
So jus chill, til the next episode
Snoop:
Fallin back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin funky on the mic like a old batch o collard greens
Its the capital s, oh yes, the fresh n double o p
D o double g y d o double g ya see
Showin much flex when its time to wreck a mic
Pimpin hos and clockin a grip like my name was dolomite
Yeah, and it dont quit
I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin g shit
So dre. [what up dogg? ]
We gotta give em what dey want [whats that, g? ]
We gotta break em off somethin [hell yeah]
And its gotta be bumpin [city of compton!]
Its where it takes place so Im a ask your attention
Mobbin like a mothafucka but I aint lynchin
Droppin the funky shit thats makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When Im on the mic, its like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your assll get smacked
My mothafuckin homie doggy dogg has my back
Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then Im slippin
But if I got my nina, then you know Im straight trippin
And Im a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta put the smack down
Yeah, and ya dont stop
I told you Im just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But Im never off, always on, til the break dawn
C o m p t o n, and the city they call long beach
Puttin the strength together
Like my homey d.o.c., no one can do it better
Like this, that and this and uh
Its like that and like this and like that and uh
Its like this, and we aint got no love for those
So jus chill, til the next episode
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"These slores offer nothing of value"
It's like rai-e-ain, on your wedding day
A free ri-i-de, but you've already paid...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRITE more about the experiences of a hot chick like yourself must go through
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty much, sicosemen
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one of 3 white people in the whole place, am I correct?
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
locksly, for a cute guy you sure are rude. To everybody, I mean, not just me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty face, but holy shit you've got some junk in the trunk.
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dude, more cushion for the pushin...THINK ABOUT IT
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<insert nasty comment here>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your friend has a really hairy face.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tits.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And here's another kind of whore...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
(I can't negatively rate a nice ass... no matter who it is attached to. I mean, look at all the +2's I've given to Caulaincourt.)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I beat you to it by the grand total of one second.
COUNT IT!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty face, but holy shit you've got some junk in the trunk.
PS: SHENANIGANS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I...LIKE...BIG....BUTTS
AND I CANNOT LIE
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
To quote the bard "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i got nothing
your post was pretty weak. if you're going to rant, do it like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661 , seriously, this was crap.
also, how many photos that made your ass look big did you toss before you settled on this one? my guess is you went through at least a few dozen.
you have a nice smile.
guess i had something after all.
huh.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What was the point of this? Yes they're whores so what?
I see you are being positively rated becasue many losers are now jacking off to your photo though and for no other reason. Fairly decent but you have a HUGE ass.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's no way that's you. I don't believe it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's only news because people are stupid. They watch reality tv, buy products because lightning is on the box, and run out of gas because they "just didn't realize." I don't hold society responsible for making stupid decisions regarding elected officials. Not anymore.
They can't be held accountable. They vote for American Idol every night and eat fast food for lunch during the week.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Come on Dahhhhhling, I mean honestly...all that sinful "GEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOW" and yet you STILL have panty lines?
...and "cankles"
almost.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
you could set that drink on your ass
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haha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dream is to be crushed between your thighs
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm, what did you say?
All I could hear was the blood pumping in my.. EARS?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you could set that drink on your ass
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got a good body...
...for lacross.
ZING!
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*here's my first camwhore.
didn't spell check.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How much for a suck job?