Goodbye, Uber (1022 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.85 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-19 15:40:17 EST
Hello, Ubersite. I know you might not like me that much, and I've tried to be nice and to resolve our differences, but recently certain people have made it impossible for me enjoy my stay here. I've also been given the impression that you're not exactly thrilled to have me here either, but that's alright.
I no longer have fun here. You guys have gone out of your way to make sure that I'd kick myself someday for ever registering here. And so, for my sake and for the sake of my beloved Ubersite, it is with a heavy heart that I announce my decision to leave.
But, before I go, allow me to voice whatever is on my mind to some of you that I've met over these exactly seven months I've been here.
JoeyG: The future of Ubersite is in your hands, my friend. Please, stay here and continue to pump out your works of brilliance onto this site to keep it breathing. Don't fail me.
Apollo88: I regret that differences came between us. However, it is nobody's fault but your own that you voluntarily posted your personal information onto this site, so don't blame me when you have to pay for a few hundred pizzas or something like that. I'm very sorry for hounding you, but you should've just let it go. In other words, I'd hug you, but I'm afraid your gargantuan cranium would knock the living daylights out of me.
Axolotl: You must realize your own hypocrisy. You're calling me a stalker and an Internet addict, yet you Google me and find where I've been and what I've done? You're a horribly failed version of me, which isn't saying much because I'm not exactly perfect either. Then again, nobody is.
Rad1101: Please get back to posting real stuff. You used to be really good and actually earn those high ratings, but as of late all you have produced is a slew of drunk posts and camwhores (which receive indiscriminate +2s regardless of how stupid they are). Hopefully you will soon realize that drunk posting lost its originality in the Usenet days of the early 1990s.
Rob_Berg and Jade: Thank you for supporting me, no matter how unpopular I was. I thank you for your support, which helped keep me temporarily sane. I thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart, and possibly my colon.
LSD420 and Pannerplant: Please keep recruiting more /b/tards to grace our site. I happen to love /b/, and so far they have improved every single site they've ever integrated themselves with (YTMND and Gaia are a few examples). We need moar charged lazors, moar Mudkip lovers, and, most of all, moar peener.
Bart: Thank you for creating this wonderful site that has eaten up my time like a bulimic vacuum cleaner these past few months. Your site is simple and fun. Please post something before JMG catches up with you.
To everyone else, I wish you nothing but the best. Please keep posting and rating. For me.
My alters:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/marblefluss
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Hennessy
http://www.ubersite.com/u/bokinsmowls
http://www.ubersite.com/u/blackeyedbitch
http://www.ubersite.com/u/exposed (only the last post)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/cera
Goodbye, Uber.
Username: Maltese
Password: autumn01
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf is this?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What really happens to all the alters. I ve never seen them used a ton. I need to get an alter myself am i the only one who dosent have one : (. Ubersite claims another person.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese dont leave!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see ya.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll be back.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:55:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to really like you, kid.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DILDOS TASTE BETTER WHEN THEY'RE COVERED IN ANOTHER MAN'S FECES
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OF GAY BABYRAPE PORN AND HORSE-ON-TODDLER COCK RAPE
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO REALLY I DO I HAVE TONS OF PICTURES
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY FBI I HAVE TONS OF KIDDIE PORN ON MY COMPUTER ARREST ME IF YOU DARE MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M GAYER THAN RICHARD SIMMONS, BITCH
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M REALLY LAME AND NOT COOL AT ALL
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WITH METHOD AND BART
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I LIKE TO HAVE BUTTSECKS
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M REALLY GAY
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WITH A STICK
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IN THE BUTTHOLE
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HI I LIKE TO MOLEST CHILDREN
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MALTESE IS A CHINK LOVER
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MALTESE IS GAY
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIKE GETTING ASS FUCKED
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I CRAVE SPEWING DICKS
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY YOU GUYS I WANT MORE COCK
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 10:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a horribly failed version of me
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I'd say it's the other way around.
You won't be missed.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY EVERYONE IM GAY AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICK
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the impression you kind of liked me after I signed your petition thing.
But realise this.
I don't give a shit about you, nor anyone else on this site.
Except Shlongy. Kisses boo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cannot believe that Shlongy didn't get a seperate shout out...after everything I've done for you.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll offer you a tentative good riddance, but I don't expect this to be real.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-19 15:40:17
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Identity taken as alter by Method at 2007-02-19 15:40:19
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Bullshit. That slimey Greek is faster than that.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't let the doorknob drill you in the ass on the way out.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Riddance.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad1101: Please get back to posting real stuff. You used to be really good and actually earn those high ratings, but as of late all you have produced is a slew of drunk posts and camwhores (which receive indiscriminate +2s regardless of how stupid they are). Hopefully you will soon realize that drunk posting lost its originality in the Usenet days of the early 1990s.
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hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I missed that the first time.
Have a +2, dude.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah sooo.....
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See ya in the funny pages.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's better to burn than to fade away.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:55:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is bullshit.
he didn't post his real password. his addiction would never let him do that.
stop this shit maltese.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98920#2318866
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is bullshit.
he didn't post his real password. his addiction would never let him do that.
stop this shit maltese.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Confrused?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shame really.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO SAND IN THE VAGINA POST -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHA IM GAY AND I LIKE TO SUCK COCK
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope whoever got your name and password will do with it what I would have done...
and never fucking use it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-19 15:40:17
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Identity taken as alter by Method at 2007-02-19 15:40:19
President's Day Linkwhorage!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89490
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares. Go.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn...