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Dream Post Monday (177 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by J K <jpk34359.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-19 16:11:22 EST


My girlfriend and I were trekking across an unfamiliar landscape that seemed like something out of the original Planet of the Apes or post-apocalyptic Utah. There were no other people around, no animals, no plants...just a barren, rocky landscape with tall rock formations spotting the distance. I had a sense of bewilderment--sort of "what the hell is going on--where the hell are we and how do we get back". We were hunkered down behind a rock, trying to see something far away. There was a obelisk-like rock formation in the distance with a tiny hole high up the formation. I don't know what we were trying to see, but I was intensely focused on the little hole like it was a viewport or something. We were watching and waiting for... I don't know what for. My focus on the hole was so intense that I became aware of a laser beam-type of connection; there was a "line" between my eyes and the hole. And as I was watching, concentrating--a swirling black humanoid form with red eyes appeared at the little bitty hole and proceeded directly down the laser beam path towards us, very fast, getting faster, getting bigger, its blackness swirling and roiling and the red eyes getting bigger...I felt like I couldn't break the connection and whatever it was, it was about to get us.

Then I woke up to my girlfriend already away next to me, asking if I was okay. I said "I am now. I had a nightmare."

Then I went back to sleep.




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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:16:14 EST (#)
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the drake is 2 minutes stupider for reading this.

damn you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:45:17 EST (#)
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Stick the bandwagon up your ass...next to your head.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:43:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:25:19 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:18:39 (#)
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this was fascinating

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:18:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

this was fascinating

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wow

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:31:03 EST (#)
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wow.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:27:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:18:39 (#)
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this was fascinating

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:18:39 EST (#)
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this was fascinating

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-19 16:12:32 EST (#)
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