Dream Post Monday: Warning No Content but feel free to laugh at the inner workings of my mind (502 hits)
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Submitted by The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy (View user info) at 2007-02-19 21:11:56 EST
I've always had really vivid dreams. When I was 5 I had a terrifying nightmare about giant snapping turtles. In retrospect, I'm almost certain it was caused by those Franklin the Turtle books...
Most of my dreams are extremely messed up but for the most part, I can pick out the (logical) symbolism in them. It's when I wake up and say "what the shit was that all about?" or later when I'm in the shower and briefly remember it all that I'm truly horrified.
One such dream happened a few days after I got my wisdom teeth out. I was on tylenol 3 and the codeine didn't do much but knock me out. I did however, make some pretty fucked up dreams. The only one I seem to remember was about having four eyebrows, one set above the other. I ended up plucking the lower pair because I liked the higher pair better.
Everyone remembers one really messed up dream that scarred them for life or made it past the 5 second mark into the long term memory.. what was yours?
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:55:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:49:05 (#)
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looking at that girl makes me feel like im double-vision-drunk
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Me too.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:32:01 EST (#)
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AAAAHHHHHH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:04:02 EST (#)
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i like Franklin
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 06:58:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 04:07:17 EST (#)
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For years someone I know had a dream that a giant purple octopus was chasing him around a backyard swing set.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:27:55 EST (#)
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my dreams are often in cartoon form
not like modern cartoons but like the old black and white "bosco" cartoons with dancing flowers and no real audio, but cute piano music in the background
sometimes it resembles 80's anime though (mask, silverhawks, g force, voltron, etc)
...yeah, im not right
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:49:05 EST (#)
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looking at that girl makes me feel like im double-vision-drunk
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:31:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-19 23:56:14 EST (#)
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As a kid I had a recurring dream that an elephant on a skateboard was chasing me, and when I got home I couldn't lock my door.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-19 23:23:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:32:43 (#)
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wtf? dream post monday? and this shit has a positive rating?
good G_d you people are fucking gay. no wonder I don't come to this website like I used to. Bunch of cliquish fags with no social life outside of ubersite
fuck your ubercons and your art post wednesdays, I'm here to read people's stories, not be exposed to your efforts to fill the void in your pointless lives
In short, Falafel and everyone like you, go fuck yourselves, you're worse then Habeeb. At least he has his own style.
Bandwagons are for queers
i find it amusing that a faggot never actually writes the word god.
unless he's being ironic which is borderline possible for a homosexual american. straight people can't do it. Homo's nearly can but they are still american.
all that being said i'd like to tongue fuck zoidbergs pert arse.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:40:05 EST (#)
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You may as well just tack the pictures seeing as how it is the pillar for the cheap text.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:37:13 EST (#)
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This other dream I had, I was in this house way up on a mountain, but it was on the peak and you could only see clouds around you. There was a party going on, and it was me and bunch of my friends and Lance Armstrong on his bike riding through the house. Then I went and made out with this hot chick that my friend is trying to get with in real life.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:32:43 EST (#)
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wtf? dream post monday? and this shit has a positive rating?
good G_d you people are fucking gay. no wonder I don't come to this website like I used to. Bunch of cliquish fags with no social life outside of ubersite
fuck your ubercons and your art post wednesdays, I'm here to read people's stories, not be exposed to your efforts to fill the void in your pointless lives
In short, Falafel and everyone like you, go fuck yourselves, you're worse then Habeeb. At least he has his own style.
Bandwagons are for queers
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:17:17 EST (#)
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The first time I took acid, after I was finally able to fall asleep, I had a dream that I was wading through a shallow network of creeks. The surface of the water in the creeks was crowded with bloated corpses and brightly colored flower petals.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:14:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:56:58 (#)
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I had a dream about coke vending machines diving into pools from the springboards.
Sychronised.
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haha!!!!
Okay, so I maybe don't mind short stories about dreams. As long as it is one sentence or less. Or one sentence and then another one word sentence. That's all I can take.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:08:38 EST (#)
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I hate hearing about other peoples dreams. I don't give a fuck.
HOWEVER
I had a nightmare that coneheads were trying to drown me. I was 7 or so when I had said dream.
That is facinating.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:04:38 EST (#)
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Only recurring dream i've ever had has been since i was about 12 or so, all it is, is my best friend has no eyes, just these empty eye sockets. it still really creeps me out and i have no idea why.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:56:58 EST (#)
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I had a dream about coke vending machines diving into pools from the springboards.
Sychronised.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:37:30 EST (#)
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That freestyle cross country one sounds messed.. There's another childhood one that I had again about a year ago. I dreamed I lived in a house in a field of long green grass. It's in front of a cliff, with nothing around for miles and it really is like the end of the world. to the side of my house, theres a sheer cliff going straight up but it's covered in grass just like a normal lawn. It's about 50 feet up and my grandmother's house is at the top.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:29:49 EST (#)
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The only reoccuring dream I have ever had was one that I've labeled "freestyle cross country." It's a bunch of people running miles across scaffolding and pipes 30 miles up in the sky, dodging all kinds of shit.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:18:08 EST (#)
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Coool pic !
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:18:03 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98578#2307209
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:16:27 EST (#)
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That face picture is crazy, man. It hurts my eyes. No other repeated pattern can do that kind of thing unless its in really garish colours. I'm assuming that's because the facial recognition part of our brain is fighting our eyes, but I'm not sure.