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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2007-02-20 00:02:20 EST


I happened across Bart's resume a while back. Let me share an excerpt from it.

"Designed, wrote, and maintan Ubersite, an experiment to see if a website can generate and maintain itself after an initial code installation. Users can register an account, submit stories, and rate other users' stories with the end result being a site tailored specifically to its readers." ~Bart Cilfone

The truest definition of what Ubersite really is... straight from the horse's mouth. Not the point I was trying to make, but relevant for past posts I have submitted as well as others.

Let me start by saying that UBERSITE is a great place. I have been apart of this site for a long time and don't plan on really ever stopping. I thank Bart in whatever capacity this place means to him for his involvement in it's inception.

People are always mentioning Bart, talking about Bart, appoealing to Bart. I like it better when they are ripping on him or fucking with pictures that he has posted, but hey that is just me.

So without further adieu On to my point and the meaning for the preceding subject title...

Bart is just a regular guy. A web designer and techie. I venture to say that he is a tech junkie in the sense that he eats sleeps and breathes computers, because it is his trade. He is most likely to incorporate some technical aspect in to most of his day to day problem solving simply because it is in his nature.

I would venture to say that the end-user functionality and popularity of Ubersite, goes no further then just making sure that it works from a programming standpoint, skimming for content on bored at work, and half-assedly commenting from time to time. I can barely recall a time when Bart was apart of the "society" of Uber.

Sadly, some of you spend WAY to much time on Ubersite. The level of time and effort that goes in to some of the posts submitted by a few of you users amazes me, but whatever. Hey Uber is well whatever Uber is to you, but I think that to Bart Ubersite is a responsibility and he treats it as such. Case in point, Bart had 3 posts in 2006 and only 7 in 2005.... in a years time.. Bart has had the same amount of posts as some of you post inside of a week.

Bart is no Demi-God. When you look for his approval or participation, I would feel confident in saying that responding never crosses his mind. When you rip on him, he might chuckle but aside from that I doubt he gives it a second thought. Your requests for changes in Uber or suggestion for improvement, most likely are low priority or just simply fall on deaf ears.

Bart is a programmer that created Ubersite to fine tune his programming skills and has used you all as Guinea Pigs in his little programming experiment so that you can all collectively be a blip on his resume. Not to say that that he doesnt seem like a personable guy, hell if given the opportunity I wouldn't mind meeting him and buying him a beer. But I believe that Ubersite is a pet project that Bart has probably grown out of. I will also say that appreciate that he most likely continues to perpetuate Ubersite because of what it has become and what it means to us all as a collective because I am sure that somehow somewhere Ubersite costs him money, since I am sure that the Uberboard doesn't offset much with it's income, since I see burned in to the top of my monitor now "Work is the Scourge of the Drinking Class"

All things aside, Bart seems like the kind of guy that I would get along with, probably cut of the same mold as most of us, but though he is a techie by trade he doesnt eat sleep and breathe Ubersite loike some of you do. I am not bashing him, but I think that Bart probabaly gives maybe 30 mins of consideration to Ubersite in a given week, and there has been far too many posts in the past months regarding the state of Ubersite, what needs to change, what is wrong with it, etc. and frankly those of you posting that shit need to embrace reality.

For the record I would think it was cool if Bart actually posted a comment on this submission though I won't lost any sleep if he doesn't.


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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:18:30 EST (#)
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You know I can't really be too upset for the abuse I got for this post... it creeped up to #11 on the most heated...

And Bart if you happen across this page again... I didn't intend for you to be offended by this post.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE







I haven't been hanging around here very long nor do I contribute much compaired with some of you, but this has become one of my favorite sites. My job is boring as fuck, and this website with all its crazy users, alters, trolls, and douche bags keeps me entertianed everyday. Believe it or not I look forward to going to work just so I can read all the fucked nonsensical bullshit that people posted while I was asleep. I'm deployed so and my days are long and boring, Ubersite keeps things interesting for me.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Insightful.

If insightful meant 'grasping at straws.'

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess my entire clique will consist of Shlongy and a couple of slutty Uber broads.

Thanks, bart.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey I did say that I am sure that Ubersite costs you money... I even put a benevolent spin that you keep it around for the Uber COmmmunity..

Why you so pissed? Or seemingly so...

I didn't intend for this post to be as derogatory as you took it. It just seemed back in the day you were much more involved and as of late, you don't post... well much...

All things aside if I underestimated your involvment in the site in the background I apologize, but as far as participating in the foreground you used to be much more of a staple.

I have seen Uber go through some changes and I have always kind of wondered how you perceieved your portayal on here...

sorry if I offended you..

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:07:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:50:26 (#)
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Fight Club.


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:50:26 EST (#)
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"You don't particpate here anymore man... 10 posts in 2 years?

Do I not have a point there?"


Not really. 10 posts in 2 years in one way of counting. 130 posts in 7 years is another. You have 134 posts in 4 years. You've written about 1,000 reviews whereas I've written almost 6,000. We all choose our own level of participation.

I would like to think that Ubersite is a bastion of creativity and unique thinking. Understandably, creative uniqueness will most frequently have the appearance of chaotic nonsense mixed with Lord of the Flies tribal behavior.

When people write really good things, it's very fun to read Ubersite, however, everybody constantly glorifies the days of yore as being better than current times. This is not a characteristic unique to Ubersite. Talk to an 80 year old person and they'll talk about how people used to be more honest, kids used to be less destructive, drugs weren't a problem, etc. Granted, they'll also ignore the fact that the expected human lifespan was several years shorter, it was legal to lynch negros, and there was no Internet, email, cell phone, cable tv, or computer. It's just the way that people think.

Every new generation has a different way of living. Ubersite has its own generational element. Anyone here is either:
* Naive and optimistic. When they post for the first time, their ass is a wad of cookie dough. After a few times, they're carved out of wood.
* In a middle phase where their writing has improved and they post a lot. These people make up the bulk of what Ubersite "is" on a daily basis.
* In a decline phase where they are bitter and jaded in the ways that things have changed.
* In a legendary retired phase where they are revered by others and their return is celebrated with song and dance.


This kind of cycle is why the growth of the site is flat. The environment can only hold so many people, so while there are short term ups and downs, overall the volume stays the same.

I've mentioned this before, but the solution is that the environment needs to be different. Any single environment will have some maximum capacity. Changing the environment through any sort of moderation scheme will not change the capacity of the site, but it may help to fill the space with better material. On the other hand, changing the environment so that different groups can exist and be isolated from the rest of the collective would allow each individual group to have the same operational capacity as the entirety of the site today.

What I have been trying to figure out and have been working on in a limited capacity is how can I change Ubersite to allow people to break off into little cliques without completely destroying what is here now. Preferably, it would all be automatic so that as people rated things, they would cluster with other people with similar interests. Each person could end up in multiple clusters, so in the end, each person sees an Ubersite unique to him or her and that site is full of things that they will have a better chance of liking. There would need to be some way to disable this or at least to see everything as the site is today, but that would become the kind of thing that only administrators and masochists would want to see.

That is the site foretold by the prophecy (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi). If it comes true, the world may never be the same again.


Not involved my ass.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:12:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

wow...

I got tore a new ass by bart...

You don't particpate here anymore man... 10 posts in 2 years?

Do I not have a point there?
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10 posts in 2 years? Shit. Bart actually posts more than I do. Pretty sad, guess I'll have to post more. Yup - that's just what this site needs. More rugby commentary and blogging about the GD squirrels in my yard.

I hate those little fuckers.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:01:35 EST (#)
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wow...

I got tore a new ass by bart...

You don't particpate here anymore man... 10 posts in 2 years?

Do I not have a point there?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"and there has been far too many posts in the past months regarding the state of Ubersite,"

The irony is astounding.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"For the record I would think it was cool if Bart actually posted a comment on this submission though I won't lost any sleep if he doesn't."
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applying for jgreening's old job, eh?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a Bart?

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You go Bart!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-20 10:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"gay off to pulse gay then when no one is critical and no one laughs"

hahahaha


This post is retarded, don't you have anything more important to care about? Jesus.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:55:41 (#)
Ranking: 1

*ahem*


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:50:53 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:25:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

_____________________________________________________________

Oh look, a disapproving lil' -2 from the Master.

Big fucking deal Bart.


Why don't you actually do something about the state of this site so that people who actually contribute quality posts aren't constantly surrounded by bullshit? You made a glorious speech a while back in attempt to scare everybody into behaving, but then you did nothing to back it up. Hell, why should the rest of us care if stuff like this gets on Uber; most of the time you don't give a damn. You let Trolls & Alters run this place and drive by -2's happen so frequently we are amazed at anything we post that has over a +1 rating anymore. Whatever dude, it's your site... but maybe you should sit down at some point and figure out what you want Uber to be...



gay off to pulse gay then when no one is critical and no one laughs.

ever.

gaylord.




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck is bart? Never heard of him.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"When you look for his approval or participation, I would feel confident in saying that responding never crosses his mind. When you rip on him, he might chuckle but aside from that I doubt he gives it a second thought. Your requests for changes in Uber or suggestion for improvement, most likely are low priority or just simply fall on deaf ears."

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Thats just one step away from a Force choking

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Bart is just a regular guy."

bullshit.


"I would venture to say that the end-user functionality and popularity of Ubersite, goes no further then just making sure that it works from a programming standpoint, skimming for content on bored at work, and half-assedly commenting from time to time."

I give nothing but the full ass.


"I can barely recall a time when Bart was apart of the "society" of Uber."

And who the fuck are you? Is there some secret society you're in that is somehow unknown to me?


"Sadly, some of you spend WAY to much time on Ubersite."

Case in point.


"Bart is no Demi-God."

bullshit.


"When you look for his approval or participation, I would feel confident in saying that responding never crosses his mind. When you rip on him, he might chuckle but aside from that I doubt he gives it a second thought. Your requests for changes in Uber or suggestion for improvement, most likely are low priority or just simply fall on deaf ears."

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


"Bart is a programmer that created Ubersite to fine tune his programming skills and has used you all as Guinea Pigs in his little programming experiment so that you can all collectively be a blip on his resume."

Me using Ubersite to fine tune my programming skills? There's nothing about Ubersite that's difficult to program. It could have been a project in a junior year university computer science class.


"Not to say that that he doesnt seem like a personable guy,"

bullshit.


"hell if given the opportunity I wouldn't mind meeting him and buying him a beer."

I wouldn't mind drinking the beer, shattering the bottle on the nearest table, and then having a fight to the death.


"But I believe that Ubersite is a pet project that Bart has probably grown out of."

Are you trying to say that I'm fat?


"I will also say that appreciate that he most likely continues to perpetuate Ubersite because of what it has become and what it means to us all as a collective because I am sure that somehow somewhere Ubersite costs him money, since I am sure that the Uberboard doesn't offset much with it's income, since I see burned in to the top of my monitor now "Work is the Scourge of the Drinking Class""

Said it before, say it again... the amount of cash the site costs is next to nothing compared to the cash equivalent of the time that I spend on it. ~$200 per month in server fees + ~$5,000 per month in dedicated IT support and custom application development time.


"All things aside, Bart seems like the kind of guy that I would get along with,"

bullshit.


"probably cut of the same mold as most of us,"

bullshit. I'm much better looking.


"but though he is a techie by trade he doesnt eat sleep and breathe Ubersite loike some of you do. I am not bashing him, but I think that Bart probabaly gives maybe 30 mins of consideration to Ubersite in a given week,"

What planet are you from? You think the new code gets written, the web server and database magically keep themselves running, and all the other things that need to be addressed take 30 minutes per week?


"and there has been far too many posts in the past months regarding the state of Ubersite,"

The irony is astounding.


"what needs to change, what is wrong with it, etc. and frankly those of you posting that shit need to embrace reality."

What does reality have to do with Ubersite?


"For the record I would think it was cool if Bart actually posted a comment on this submission though I won't lost any sleep if he doesn't."

Stop calling me and leaving these sobbing voicemail messages already.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That picture always makes me giggle.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-20 08:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-24 03:26:05 (#)
Ranking: -3

No Comment


High time , we ordinary mortal Uberers get a hold on this wmd ...




And the whole thing of Uber is that it was intended as an Minimal-maintainance website .
Worked out quite well , IMHO . Get your own site , if you can improve on that .

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 06:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 03:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've noticed.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-20 03:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've never read such a pile of shit.

Please, piss off and die.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are a dodo

:)

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There was a time when Bart Lurked here and that Bart has gone the way of the DoDo

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

one of those guys

sorry, I moved to eastern europe and now talk like them.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are one of guy who go around telling people things like "I think water is wet. My cat's breath smells like cat food," etc.

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know I was going to do a humourous take on your "Bart is no Demi-God"


But you know what, I'm going to leave this steaming pile of shameless hit-whoring alone.



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

*ahem*


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:25:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

_____________________________________________________________

Oh look, a disapproving lil' -2 from the Master.

Big fucking deal Bart.


Why don't you actually do something about the state of this site so that people who actually contribute quality posts aren't constantly surrounded by bullshit? You made a glorious speech a while back in attempt to scare everybody into behaving, but then you did nothing to back it up. Hell, why should the rest of us care if stuff like this gets on Uber; most of the time you don't give a damn. You let Trolls & Alters run this place and drive by -2's happen so frequently we are amazed at anything we post that has over a +1 rating anymore. Whatever dude, it's your site... but maybe you should sit down at some point and figure out what you want Uber to be...



Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart's last name is Simpson. Not Cilfone.

There is no Bart Cilfone.

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:30:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:06:02 (#)
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Locksly -

I dont care who alters are. I think they brink a bit of "cuteness" to Uber.

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And now the question I ask you all.. who do I belong to?

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:17:08 EST (#)
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The far-less-queer version of MTV's "The Real World."
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HAHAHHA!

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I only skimmed this, to make sure you weren't being ironic.

You weren't.

bart never cared...the entire point of Ubersite. We're bart's digital biosphere, leave it alone and see what happens. The far-less-queer version of MTV's "The Real World."

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:11:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:06:02 (#)
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Locksly -

I dont care who alters are. I think they brink a bit of "cuteness" to Uber. I dont spend all my time trying to figure out who belongs to who.

You know when my issue with you started. Again, with the exception of the comment I posted about you on his post - why in the fuck do you care? If you are truly new to the site then what in the fuck does it matter what I say. What does it matter what any of us say. I dont know who you are and you dont know who I am - or was there that one random night?

I feel bad for doing this to his post. I am sure that at any moment you have your next SEC post lined up - so I will wait until then to do this with you.
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You make no sense...

When did your issue with me start? I saw you put some stupid remark on this post about rating the post not the poste and I don't think ou have ever even rated my shit!

If I am truly a new member of the site or if I am an old member of the site - why would that make any difference to if I care about what you say or not?

You claim you know me, but when it comes to exposing me you back down?

WTF is that?

If you are trying to call me out, then do it. Obviously I am not alter, I have camwhored that many fucking times on this site anyway it'd be impossible.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:06:02 (#)
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Locksly -

I dont care who alters are. I think they brink a bit of "cuteness" to Uber. I dont spend all my time trying to figure out who belongs to who.

You know when my issue with you started. Again, with the exception of the comment I posted about you on his post - why in the fuck do you care? If you are truly new to the site then what in the fuck does it matter what I say. What does it matter what any of us say. I dont know who you are and you dont know who I am - or was there that one random night?

I feel bad for doing this to his post. I am sure that at any moment you have your next SEC post lined up - so I will wait until then to do this with you.

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Hey lady..

You are fucking nutty. So did you fuck Locksly or something? Hell now I want to know.


I want to follow this like a reality Television show now... You are frigging crazy.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:06:02 EST (#)
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Locksly -

I dont care who alters are. I think they brink a bit of "cuteness" to Uber. I dont spend all my time trying to figure out who belongs to who.

You know when my issue with you started. Again, with the exception of the comment I posted about you on his post - why in the fuck do you care? If you are truly new to the site then what in the fuck does it matter what I say. What does it matter what any of us say. I dont know who you are and you dont know who I am - or was there that one random night?

I feel bad for doing this to his post. I am sure that at any moment you have your next SEC post lined up - so I will wait until then to do this with you.



Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:03:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:59:17 (#)
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This all occurred to me about 20 minutes after my "Bart Ignores Me!" post.
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See and the whole reason I posted it was because at points over the years I found myself figuratively seeing Bart as a guy that never logs off of Ubersite

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:59:17 EST (#)
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This all occurred to me about 20 minutes after my "Bart Ignores Me!" post.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:56:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:53:40 (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:51:18 (#)
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Locksly -

I only have a 5th grade edcumation. I was too busy spittin out babies and buying chicken from you at KFC to actually go to class.

Go create another alter.
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What alter women?
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Actually if I was an alter I would be the most boring fucking alter on this site, I'm not an emo or pretending to be a fat bitch...

Anyway If I am an alter then why haven't you exposed me?

Why keep us all in the dark?

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:53:40 (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:51:18 (#)
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Locksly -

I only have a 5th grade edcumation. I was too busy spittin out babies and buying chicken from you at KFC to actually go to class.

Go create another alter.
_______

What alter women?

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Dude I think she is off her meds... therre is no cohesive thought in anything that she has posted since this beratement started, to try and find it will only drive you mad.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:55:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:48:07 (#)
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fuck him and you
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This actually made me laugh... I don't know why.



Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:53:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:51:18 (#)
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Locksly -

I only have a 5th grade edcumation. I was too busy spittin out babies and buying chicken from you at KFC to actually go to class.

Go create another alter.
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What alter women?

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:52:48 EST (#)
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So you aren't going to answer my question then as to what your distaste in my post is?

Seriously I think you need to go buy a Vibrator. Or take up crocheting or something.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:52:34 EST (#)
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Bart was shot dead during a botched robbery attempt in Chicago. It happened about 2 weeks ago. :( The ownership of this site is being decided by his parents via mediation with some people from this website. Razor is the one that is believed to be the next owner. Cilfone Entertainment will cease to exist as the new Ubersite will lose the Cilfone title.



Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:51:18 EST (#)
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Locksly -

I only have a 5th grade edcumation. I was too busy spittin out babies and buying chicken from you at KFC to actually go to class.

Go create another alter.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:48:07 EST (#)
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fuck him and you

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:48:04 EST (#)
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For the most part - again with the exception of Locksly - I very seldom rate anything. I just check it out every now and then. However, tonight I am feeling mischevious, and yours just happened to be the first post on the page.

So if childish name calling, and -2ing all my post makes you feel better, then I hope that you are enjoying yourself.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:44:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:39:16 (#)
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Because this one is directed to Locksly:

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:29:21 (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:22:20 (#)
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You can go -2 all my posts. I dont care. Uber, nor Bart, is not the world in which my life revolves.
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Why don't you fuck off then?

You really shouldn't be having a go at this guy. Your name is I love Kracka, almost every post or review is about Kracka, this guy mentions Bart a few times and you jump down his throat?

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU LIKE LOVE OR HATE KRACKA, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BART PERSONALLY.
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OHHH - I got you going now. I dont ever remember implying that I know Bart.
And, I believe, that as long as this post was not written by you, then why are you sticking your nose here.

Is it cause of our little secret?
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I AM NOT FIRED UP I ALWAYS TALK IN CAPS AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT


You think I know you sweetheart but I'm purty sure we have each other mixed up, please spill your littel secret to the world so we can see exactly what you're talking about.

Also this part: "And, I believe, that as long as this post was not written by you, then why are you sticking your nose here."

Does not make a lot of sense, I can smell the 9th grde education in you trying to look smart, just stick to the little words from now on pumpkin ;)

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:43:06 EST (#)
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awesome now you are reading my work... do you like it?

I never made comment of the validity of other people work, simply my opinion about it, and my impression of what Uber is to Bart.

You posted with a response of the equivalent of "You're gay"

so which is it?

Am I a gay Bart lover or are you implying that I am somehow contradicting myself? Please clarify for me

Or are you just an antagonizing post troll that just happened to take a liking to me tonight?

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:39:16 EST (#)
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Because this one is directed to Locksly:

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:29:21 (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:22:20 (#)
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You can go -2 all my posts. I dont care. Uber, nor Bart, is not the world in which my life revolves.
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Why don't you fuck off then?

You really shouldn't be having a go at this guy. Your name is I love Kracka, almost every post or review is about Kracka, this guy mentions Bart a few times and you jump down his throat?

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU LIKE LOVE OR HATE KRACKA, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BART PERSONALLY.
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OHHH - I got you going now. I dont ever remember implying that I know Bart.
And, I believe, that as long as this post was not written by you, then why are you sticking your nose here.

Is it cause of our little secret?



Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:34:54 EST (#)
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and....Mr. Uber Elder, if you knew there would be people like me posting comments like I did, why are your panties in a ball about it?

I think this is funny!!!!! Lets do it some more!

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:33:06 EST (#)
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Ironically, by stating something about people complaining about content, I am also saying that it is ok at the same time! Ubersite is what you make of it, here are a few suggestions for guidelines that work for me, take em, leave em, put your own spin on em, ignore em, rearrange them in to alternate song lyrics for sweet home Alabama, I really don't care.

1. Don't hold your personal standards to someone elses work, cause they don't care. They probabaly will think you are a tool anyway.


Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:32:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:23:09 (#)
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I hope to God you're drunk or stoned, or have some other excuse for the sloppiness and general wretchedness of this post.

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Alas I know.. It played out better in my head, then I lost my motivation and threw the rest of it together..

Sorry to have disappointed you jeanneee... it has been a long weekend.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:30:06 EST (#)
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Umm like you say that you TYPICALLY do aside from me now of course ILK... I judge the post not the poster. And since you decided to attack my post rather harshly, I decided to see what that soapbox you are standing on looks like. So I read your posts. I rated them as I saw fit and stated why . I didn't just pop in and -2 them.

FYI, Ubersite is a time waster for me. So you can take that little attitude and haul your fatass back to the kitchen, cause when I log off I ain't gonna lose any sleep cause some fat housewife in Texas thought to attack a post of mine.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:29:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:22:20 (#)
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You can go -2 all my posts. I dont care. Uber, nor Bart, is not the world in which my life revolves.
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Why don't you fuck off then?

You really shouldn't be having a go at this guy. Your name is I love Kracka, almost every post or review is about Kracka, this guy mentions Bart a few times and you jump down his throat?

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU LIKE LOVE OR HATE KRACKA, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BART PERSONALLY.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:25:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:18:08 (#)
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With the exception of Locksly, I always rate the post, not the poster. Until now.

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What the fuck is your problem dollface?

I think you have gotten me mixed up with someone else Mandy.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:23:09 EST (#)
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I hope to God you're drunk or stoned, or have some other excuse for the sloppiness and general wretchedness of this post.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:23:02 EST (#)
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Wow...

What is with the animosity? Do I owe you money?

I am not even sure what you meant when you said "was that necessary?"
Was WHAT necessary? The Post?? NO it wasn't.. I am just wasting time while I wait for my wife to finish what she is doing.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:22:20 EST (#)
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You can go -2 all my posts. I dont care. Uber, nor Bart, is not the world in which my life revolves.



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:21:10 EST (#)
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i heard bart was ghey.












ps- i'm drunk.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:18:08 EST (#)
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Was that necessary?

Do you think that you are special by posting that? Do you think that Bart is going to send you an email asking you to come "drink a beer with him?" Do you think that a dumb post on a random website, where you are obviously looking for something, is going to result in you being drawn lovingly into his manly arms?

With the exception of Locksly, I always rate the post, not the poster. Until now.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:13:53 EST (#)
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So what's your point?

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:08:33 EST (#)
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I knew that there would be somone like you posting a comment.


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Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:05:44 (#)
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You are just trying to stick your dick in his ass like the rest of them.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:05:44 EST (#)
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You are just trying to stick your dick in his ass like the rest of them.


Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia