Best Uber Users By Tenths Rating Scale (Warning: Uber Related Post) (855 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.66 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by V8Lover (View user info) at 2007-02-20 12:40:51 EST
These are users who were active in the last week.
1.90-1.99
There wasn't too much in this scale, but hands down badlands wins it.
Badlands (9090)
Registered: 2004-06-01 18:48:20 Hits: 26071 Messages: 15 Reviews: 1423 Reviewed: 691 Avg Rating: 1.90
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1.80-1.89
It would come down to thecaes, allyjeans or snark. Snark owns this category not only in hits, but messages as well.
Snark (10550)
Registered: 2004-07-23 18:13:32 Hits: 220846 Messages: 197 Reviews: 4893 Reviewed: 7797 Avg Rating: 1.81
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1.70-1.79
Circe, precision, or anansie? This is a crap shoot, who cares, two are fugly. I'll go with precision.
precision (10799)
Registered: 2004-07-30 22:46:06 Hits: 5251 Messages: 5 Reviews: 1495 Reviewed: 92 Avg Rating: 1.76
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1.60-1.69
This section is where it all starts to fan out. You have kaos_king, forthewin, forensicgirl13, gochicken and more. Each is unique, but for all intents and purposes, forthewin takes it.
forthewin (20852)
Registered: 2005-07-27 14:39:43 Hits: 1157130 Messages: 35 Reviews: 2311 Reviewed: 2677 Avg Rating: 1.67
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1.50-1.59
With users like phallic_cymbals, stevie_says, the_cyst_master, stagger_lee, susie_derkins, and BLITZKRIEG_BOB you gotta wonder what the fuck is up with the underscore here. You also have new comer JoeyG, old timer merlina, davros, myteeone, orgasmatron, and filthyassistant. I would say JoeyG just because he posts frequently, or orgasmatron, but you can't beat the_cyst_master and his drawings.
The_Cyst_Master (22542)
Registered: 2005-10-11 02:30:21 Hits: 95208 Messages: 55 Reviews: 3469 Reviewed: 2268 Avg Rating: 1.57
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1.40-1.49
I'm not going to say any other names, because this bitch rules.
Sacrilicious (20860)
Registered: 2005-07-27 19:25:12 Hits: 107156 Messages: 60 Reviews: 8030 Reviewed: 4039 Avg Rating: 1.48
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1.30-1.39
Tigerlilly, redskies, ghola, maiorano, adamdidit2u, and many others make up this list, but they just don't add to the site like Daxolotl himself.
Axolotl (19539)
Registered: 2005-06-08 17:12:08 Hits: 412826 Messages: 299 Reviews: 8948 Reviewed: 10130 Avg Rating: 1.39
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1.20-1.29
Spooner, hack_McCallum, darko, loki, jeannee, inion, coley, and others automatically get tossed to the side because this is a "token" award.
Kracka (2082)
Registered: 2003-08-11 05:08:01 Hits: 139412 Messages: 155 Reviews: 1491 Reviewed: 3711 Avg Rating: 1.29
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1.10-1.19
Surprisingly, this little section here has a whole bunch of "suck" rammed right down the middle. I didn't even want to pick someone from here, but since the name of the posts says I must suck at least one cock from each group, here goes:
rad1101 (12309)
Registered: 2004-09-19 06:05:46 Hits: 606396 Messages: 386 Reviews: 24845 Reviewed: 19568 Avg Rating: 1.11
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1.00-1.09
The guys a dick, but he makes us laugh. It couldn't possibly be any other gayer choice for this section either.
Method (2555)
Registered: 2003-09-18 02:07:50 Hits: 701871 Messages: 338 Reviews: 17439 Reviewed: 20084 Avg Rating: 1.06
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0.90-0.99
Fuck bart, he's not going to win anything in this shit contest. He can just as easily fuck himself with his ego, because it sure is big enough to fill his ass. This section includes a bunch of talents like bosh, gaylincourt, polyamorousgayj, razor, shitfuck, and hidden101. Shitfuck gets it by default.
shitfuck (6479)
Registered: 2004-03-02 16:45:43 Hits: 324701 Messages: 154 Reviews: 8678 Reviewed: 8671 Avg Rating: 0.96
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0.80-0.89
ETS would never get an award in real life and it sure as fuck isn't going to happen here. This section is dominated by girls like apollo88, strwbryfanatic, and lisa so let's give it to the most womanly of the group.
apollo88 (1507)
Registered: 2003-06-25 08:33:41 Hits: 565381 Messages: 500 Reviews: 20765 Reviewed: 21785 Avg Rating: 0.89
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0.70-0.79
Wow, this kid is a fucking retard amongst other things.
ChristPuncher (2763)
Registered: 2003-09-26 14:02:26 Hits: 707948 Messages: 778 Reviews: 3101 Reviewed: 16987 Avg Rating: 0.71
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0.60-0.69
Another section of fucking no-body's, but if we have to give one out, it might as well be to him.
rob_berg (27395)
Registered: 2006-06-13 04:15:50 Hits: 31219 Messages: 40 Reviews: 3113 Reviewed: 2078 Avg Rating: 0.60
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0.50-0.59
Bubba2341 would have no chance to shine in real life, and here neither. These are the people who hack out a great deal of crap. This guy probably deserves a little more recognition.
ilikesteak (26616)
Registered: 2006-04-25 10:14:17 Hits: 70042 Messages: 121 Reviews: 1924 Reviewed: 2683 Avg Rating: 0.50
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0.40-0.49
Another pile of shit group that barely needs to be recognized, but if you had to pick one person who constantly gives something, whether it's shit or not....and he pushes back.
sicosemen (24351)
Registered: 2005-12-29 08:19:48 Hits: 165508 Messages: 262 Reviews: 5933 Reviewed: 6226 Avg Rating: 0.48
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0.30-.039
Who's everyones favorite uber geriatric? This septagenarian is breaking in his 3rd walker in as many years.
Shlongy (10879)
Registered: 2004-08-02 17:37:55 Hits: 213992 Messages: 109 Reviews: 29716 Reviewed: 8748 Avg Rating: 0.31
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0.20-0.29
There's actually a core of shit sticks that aren't half bad in this bottom of the barrel group such as DCWoody, d_prime, sinistral, and, and, well that's it.
DCWoody (4388)
Registered: 2003-12-19 07:33:58 Hits: 143454 Messages: 228 Reviews: 6075 Reviewed: 4417 Avg Rating: 0.29
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0.10-0.19
Everyone hates this mother fucker but if you can generate or elicit such a feeling, then you have to give him some credit...or a helmet...or a razor guard...or attention or he'll roid out otherwise.
Manitou (30083)
Registered: 2007-02-03 18:31:18 Hits: 4406 Messages: 9 Reviews: 135 Reviewed: 232 Avg Rating: 0.19
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0.00-0.09
If you don't have a resident retard, then you aren't a community. Running into walls for 3+ uber career, Jeffrey Wellman everyone.
Electro (2127)
Registered: 2003-08-10 11:46:49 Hits: 266451 Messages: 434 Reviews: 4115 Reviewed: 11133 Avg Rating: 0.09
That's it, go fuck yourselves.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very surprised I missed this.
It makes me feel all good inside knowing I'm a not half-bad shit stick.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yet another list I didn't make
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:40:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a "token" something-or-other! WOO!
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a "token" something-or-other! WOO!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what is the point of this?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true. I am fugly. Circe should have won that category.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, thank you, Mr 8.
Though I disagree with some of your decisions and with your opinion of Circe and Anansie. They kick more ass than me.
I was in the mid 1.5s until stabkill the bloated spammed my entire history. I cry at night, really.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your 1.5-1.59 was so completely wrong that it made me spasm.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
? woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It is nice to see the mouth of today dedicating there lies to something worthwhile.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by the way - my actual rating is around 1.09 - some cunt got two alters and went through and -2'd all my posts.
not that i'm arsed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a life, hack. This post doesn't concern you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you'd be happy, Matt. BTW, this isn't my post.
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He said emphatically.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you'd be happy, Matt. BTW, this isn't my post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you for not including me, simon.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Firetrucks are cool.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit I have 300K hits.
Maybe I really am worth something.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! More recognition for steak! The wells of inspiration have been filled! Time to post more pure greatness disguised as nonsense.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really well done.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damns
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ForTheWin would totally dominate me in battle of telepathy as well...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OI.
cheeky motherfucker
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
liar
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Woohoo! top of the list! Finally!
.......wait.
This list sucks.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You shoulda at least linked to the various people you're talking about......I think this is the first time I've ever won anything on Uber, shame it's kinda a best loser award.....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sigh, another list I didn't make!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The underscore is cos Bart wouldn't allow an empty space. Guess I'll just have to settle for an empty head.
V8lover is sicosemen?? I thought V8 was from BC? Damn all these alters, can't keep them straight. In any case, "it was great just to be nominated".
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM A BANANA
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I won!!!
I've waited so long for this moment! I'd like to thank my mother, my dog, my little sister Annie, who lost both her legs on 9/11, and Jesus! Thank you Jesus, I never would've made it this far without you!
great comment !
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:07:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't own 4 alters, only one. Lovelylady is an actual person and I stole v8lover from someone.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98760#2313081
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What's your point fag? This is shared by about 3 people, you fucking retard. Why don't you just wine a litte more?
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Well, this is illuminating.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where am I? C'mon buddy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
frobozz
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won!!!
I've waited so long for this moment! I'd like to thank my mother, my dog, my little sister Annie, who lost both her legs on 9/11, and Jesus! Thank you Jesus, I never would've made it this far without you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:07:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't own 4 alters, only one. Lovelylady is an actual person and I stole v8lover from someone.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98760#2313081
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What's your point fag? This is shared by about 3 people, you fucking retard. Why don't you just wine a litte more?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can handle losing to shitfuck. he's one of my favorites.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't own 4 alters, only one. Lovelylady is an actual person and I stole v8lover from someone.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98760#2313081
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What, no me?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, n00b.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, I liked it. You're a man after my own tastes.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no attachment ... no +1
V8's are great !
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least I got mentioned.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ouch. 1.17.
you're killing me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oooooookaaaaaay.