UberCon 07: Come Meet Nitty and Shlongy!! (1149 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2007-02-20 12:51:06 EST
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-04 20:55:41 EDT (#)
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that blonde is fuckin' smoking.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-22 07:54:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:58:43 (#)
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I also have a pierced scrotum.
Ask TigerLily.
Or, nitty for that matter.
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I cannot and will not lie. He speaks the truth.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-22 05:49:08 EST (#)
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Those two birds are belters...
Full marks for them.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:08:02 EST (#)
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Forgive me, Shloongy. It was there for the taking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:58:43 EST (#)
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I also have a pierced scrotum.
Ask TigerLily.
Or, nitty for that matter.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:46:38 EST (#)
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Nitts....I love you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:35:00 EST (#)
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Either Shlongy's really tiny, nitty, or YOU'RE really beefy.
Either way, I got wood.
What?!?!?
Oh and that last picture of Shlongy is SO going to be photoshopped.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:45:54 EST (#)
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shlongy has his ear pierced.. LOL
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:25:20 EST (#)
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I may grace your little party with my presence.
I'll have to check with my people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:03:39 EST (#)
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Hey, I'LL make the jokes around here, jeannneee...
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:54:45 EST (#)
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I tried golfing once, my buddy and his dad are real into it. I looked like a retard playing baseball.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:09:50 EST (#)
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Your little boy is adorable. The kid in the baby seat ain't bad either.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:58:05 EST (#)
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I will.
Oops... my fly, as usual, is down.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:42:22 EST (#)
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Save a spot on your lap for me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:25:38 EST (#)
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I should clarify-
None of you are invited to golf although allowing Apollo and his 27 in is sure tempting.
We have a full leaderboard already but...
Any, or all of you are invited to show up- we'll obviously post our itinerary before August - to our cocktail hour, which usually runs approximately noon to ?, even later if someone brings me some blow.
Anyone less than 2 hours away better swing by for an appearance. Especially if you have a vagina.
PS. And weigh less than 140.
Although I'm pretty sure that nitty likes fat broads so the 140 could be negotiable.
If you inhale pole.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:52:32 EST (#)
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omg fukin gross, whos tyhe hook nosed midgit?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:23:46 EST (#)
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i'd get my ass kicked in golf for sure.
would you give a brother a 27?
drinking would be no problem whatsoever old eggs pointless to argue about it online though.
looks like a good time anyway - enjoy.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:01:39 EST (#)
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Yeah you'd never beat me in drinking.
You'd never beat Shlongy in golf.
As far as coolness goes, we have a friend named Fogg who has that on lockdown.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:36:44 EST (#)
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No, you really wouldn't, Adam, in ANY of those three catagories.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:26:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:15:50 (#)
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Good thing I'm not invited, cause I would whoop your asses in golf, drinking and general coolness.
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Quoted for emphasis.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:15:50 EST (#)
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Good thing I'm not invited, cause I would whoop your asses in golf, drinking and general coolness.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:18:45 EST (#)
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***Would a cost more to renovate that rebuild completely, I mean.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:18:01 EST (#)
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I've stayed at the Rip before. I think they tore it down last July, maybe. Would a cost more to rebuild completely than renovate.
I was actually in a wedding this past October...stayed the weekend at the Inn at Saratoga. It's a great little town.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:13:05 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun-Size Shlongy!
"Hey, where's Shlongy?"
"He's in the 9th hole."
"He's STILL on the 9th hole?!?!"
No, man, he's IN the 9th hole. He fell in. We just left him there."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:06:59 EST (#)
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We do kind of the same thing only OTHER weekends in August...The short straw guy gets to go save our picnic tables at 6;30am while the rest of us rack...and then we stroll in around 11am, coolers and lawn chairs in tow.
And usually, one out of the three or four days, we have a guy who greases a palm of a maitre'd he's known for 30 years and we sit inside for one afternoon.
I couldn't believe last year when I saw no more Rip Van Dam- I stayed there about 20 times throughout the last 4 decades -, although it's still listed on the hotel registre.
But the rest of the town never really changes.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:01:55 EST (#)
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I've had seasons like that. In fact, I couldn't break 80 to save my life until someone recommended I see the pro at Brook Lea. Guy's a genius. Shaved 2-3 strokes almost instantly.
I do the Travers every year with some buddies I went to SU with. We meet in Albany, rent a bus and are on the grounds when the track opens @6:30am. We go all day and all night. The Shoe is nuts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:51:06 EST (#)
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"Keep up"???
I'm an "8" that didn't break 80 once that I can remember all of last year.
And now, with my new improved shoulder, I'll have a ton of excuses when I post my usual 92's.
We'll be in Saratoga the weekend before the Travers...I've seen my share of Travers in years' past...The Shoe is too crowded on NON Travers weekends, for chrissakes...but what a blast.
I'll be at the Shoe the Friday before- until 11pm then it's one drink everywhere else...I think it's the 17th.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:44:45 EST (#)
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I just might take you up on those cocktails. But then again, Binghamton's a dump. Let me know if you need a fill-in, though. I finished last year a 7, so I can keep up.
I'll also be at the Travers on the 25th...and subsequently, shitfaced at the Horseshoe that same evening.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to show up uninvited and follow Shlongy around the course making comments like D'Annunzio and his brother did to Danny Noonan.
Laben! Llllllllaben! LABEN!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:36:05 EST (#)
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Last time I went to the driving range I snapped my brother's driver in half. I'm not much of a golfer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:29:06 EST (#)
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Good God, nitty...you have problems.
You must have missed the email from Sunday where I mentioned my FRACTURED SHOULDER.
6 weeks in a harness and then rehab.
I should be good to go by August though. The very next week, I'll be returning to NY to hit Saratoga.
We last hosted the Squeezer in Binghamton back in, I wanna say, '97....and it stunk then.
I hope the Mets are in town when we're there. One of the Squeezers has season seats.
PS. None of you are invited...ecept if Badlands wants to come down and have some cocktails.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:39:44 EST (#)
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August is a big month for me. I might just try and tag along with you two champions.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:34:34 EST (#)
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lol@earring
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:51:57 EST (#)
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Does shlongy have an earing in only one ear? If so, that's too funny, at least he got it in the correct side.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:37:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:19:37 (#)
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Shlongy=Woody Harrelson in that last pic
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i had always kinda thought that about him
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:55:57 (#)
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Ew, Schlongy, you're gross. You must have slipped that chick a serious roofie to get your tongue that close to her body. She could be your granddaughter.
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lmao
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:19:37 EST (#)
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Shlongy=Woody Harrelson in that last pic
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:17:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:04:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:59:04 EST (#)
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Why in God's name would you guys be going to Binghamton, NY? I lived there for 5 years and there is nothing salvagable about that town.
Though if you are looking for a good time go down to State Street in Downtown Binghamton proper, hit the Sports Bar (if you want to get in for free and just skip the line act like a bit of an asshole and tell them you are a former Devil. And if there is a big kid with glasses at the door named Doug just tell him Snuffy said you could skip the line), if you are looking for stories for which you won't remember cross the street and head over to The Rathskeller AKA The Rat. Its underground and they have small and large scorpian bowls for 8 and 12 bucks. You will instantly gain fame and favor if you have one of them on the bar.
Also if there is an HUGE fucking blonde thing by the pool table, run away thats Ashley... she ate someone.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:55:59 EST (#)
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This is a joke, right? I didn't think Shlongy was a real person.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:55:57 EST (#)
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Ew, Schlongy, you're gross. You must have slipped that chick a serious roofie to get your tongue that close to her body. She could be your granddaughter.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:37:25 EST (#)
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Shlongy has the wrong ear pierced.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:34:46 EST (#)
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your broad has her eyes closed in the 1st picture
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:32:07 EST (#)
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I was also shocked to find the earring. I don't know if that's a good thing for you, Shlongster.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:21 EST (#)
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"Cinderella boy, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin' sweet. i'd come if i wasn't so busy. as much shit as Shlongy gives me, he knows he'd have a good time hanging out with me. i used to be a decent golfer, but i'm seriously out of practice. my short game sucks, but it's like magic when i swing a driver.
RedBull and Goose is my favorite drink lately. i feel a lot better in the morning than if i drank beer all night. last time i went on a Bull and vodka binge i was fingerbanging some girl on the d-floor. that stuff just gets me frisky.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:11:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:02:59 (#)
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I don't play golf anymore. I always throw my clubs and make sailors blush with my cursing rants.
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*checks watch*
... hmmm.... 50 minutes till beer.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:07:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:05:51 EST (#)
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I just love that first picture - Shlongy looks like a golf-playing leprechaun - look at those spindly little legs! And Shlongy wears an earring? HOW RISQUE!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:02:59 EST (#)
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I don't play golf anymore. I always throw my clubs and make sailors blush with my cursing rants.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:01:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:57:23 (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:53:37 (#)
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Hmmmmm....
Binghamton is only like a 120 minute drive for me.
PS Shlongy's a real person????
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:57:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:53:37 (#)
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Hmmmmm....
Binghamton is only like a 120 minute drive for me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 12:53:37 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm....
Binghamton is only like a 90 minute drive for me.