Noticeable similarities (896 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1.7 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-20 13:27:45 EST
While listening to this song I suddenly thought.. this sounds all too familiar
Compare and Contrast with all the grandiose stories of sexcapades on this site.
Biggie Smalls- I Got a Story to Tell.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-22 02:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a man of ethics. I don't rip the ones that are first up on the list labeled 'terminal. Sometimes, conflicting principles will endure a power struggle with a clear victor (other times not so much). In this case I must say I am a big proponent of Hammurabi's code and the proverbial "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth". That being said, I was ready to use this as my basis for some cancerous barbs considering the fact that both of us are terminal in a sense (not to mention the fact that she has tried to make fun with the condemned) but now that I think about it, that would be beneath me, and so I will lay off the puns and instead focus on cancer, the pathosis. Here are some general facts on cancer (something like the piece she did on sharks). Oh yes, keep in mind that these are relevant for only the United States as finding statistics on Great Britain or any other country for that matter can be a hassle on the WWW when you are hardly motivated.
-.- 1 in 3 people will contract cancer and 1 in 4 will subsequently die from the disease.
-.- cancer is estimated to cost the US $100 billion annually
._.? Say, this disease is directly responsible for the death of Americans. I think that is enough said. Cancer is an absolute necessity, in fact, it is a shame that cancer is not contagious. Cancer counter effects the growing population (if only marginally) of the Americans which could otherwise prove disastrous (judgement day, end of the world, Armageddon). Cancer is a necessity because it is tactfully discriminating. Cancer puts a timetable on life. If there is one thing you come away with, Cancer is not an equal opportunity provider, it is very selective in picking those who have insisted upon copying it's *life's* work.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Shitty fucking alter.
You don't know cancer.
You've never been close to it.
You've never watched what it does.
You've never buried what it leaves behind.
How old are you really? 12?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I figure you could use this....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In the inimitable words of Nan from the Catherine Tate Show;
'What a load of old shit.'
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a man of ethics. I don't rip the ones that are first up on the list labeled 'terminal. Sometimes, conflicting principles will endure a power struggle with a clear victor (other times not so much). In this case I must say I am a big proponent of Hammurabi's code and the proverbial "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth". That being said, I was ready to use this as my basis for some cancerous barbs considering the fact that both of us are terminal in a sense (not to mention the fact that she has tried to make fun with the condemned) but now that I think about it, that would be beneath me, and so I will lay off the puns and instead focus on cancer, the pathosis. Here are some general facts on cancer (something like the piece she did on sharks). Oh yes, keep in mind that these are relevant for only the United States as finding statistics on Great Britain or any other country for that matter can be a hassle on the WWW when you are hardly motivated.
-.- 1 in 3 people will contract cancer and 1 in 4 will subsequently die from the disease.
-.- cancer is estimated to cost the US $100 billion annually
._.? Say, this disease is directly responsible for the death of Americans. I think that is enough said. Cancer is an absolute necessity, in fact, it is a shame that cancer is not contagious. Cancer counter effects the growing population (if only marginally) of the Americans which could otherwise prove disastrous (judgement day, end of the world, Armageddon). Cancer is a necessity because it is tactfully discriminating. Cancer puts a timetable on life. If there is one thing you come away with, Cancer is not an equal opportunity provider, it is very selective in picking those who have insisted upon copying it's *life's* work.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think it's getting through, guys.
Careful you don't piss him off though, he might beat you up through your computer monitor or use unncessarily long and meaningless sentences at you. He's one scary guy!
Woooooo!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-21 04:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post (and all your previous one's) suck serious dick ..
While here : http://www.ubersite.com/m/98972#2320875 , you prove to be able to write .
take your time . the net want be leaving soon .
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Average rating of all messages: -1.57
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you focus on the lesbo/wiccan/poet girl? She's at least got some development potential...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadnin, Fruity_Tootie AND Misanthrope? Aren't you stretching yourself a bit thin, George Michael?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It sucks- like you, dickcheese.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters, alters, everywhere. I hate this place.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh and:
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:42:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are missing the general formula. Your myth must abide by the following criteria;
- at least a few parahraphs
- well spaced, easy to read
- flows rather well (eg some form of transition)
- to hold their attention span you must have some kind of sexual content (it doesnt matter what)
- the story must end on a totally ludicrous note that will leave the reader pondering
there you are
follow these rules you'll have mad points to break up- if not dont let the tears ruin your makeup
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follow your own advice fucktard
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its shite!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
when everyone agrees that your shit sucks, it's not necessarily us 'ganging up' on you.
the common denominator is your shitty post.
and you're developing a reputation here. so even if you DO post something good, we'll probably still -2 it.
Welcome to uber, assclown.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
actually no, the stories here are second rate normal people doing relatively outrageous (for normal people) things in a sexual setting (except for sico who's just fucking weird). i didnt listen to the song but if it really is 'story to tell' its a whole lot more entertaining than most of the stories here and actually a pretty decent song/story
i think you need more attention from your mommy or maybe some more cake from your nephews birthday party or whatthefuckever from you last insideout camwhore
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're threatening BART now?
YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will be forced to ban yada dkak ieri cnide fiaj ajidfaja hfaihdfajikfdj ahdfiahfdai hgidahdia
Shut the fuck up, you god damned uptight dickriding pretentious prick. This website would have to grow by a million% before the collective RIAA waste a second thinking about you.
You will ban me? I suppose that would create more problems than solutions, monkey bitch.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The copyright owners in this case (I'm guessing some member of the RIAA) are very litigous and would not hesitate to sue me and this website out of existence based solely on the presence of this kind of material.
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I'm hoping Mitch comes after you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like monkey music.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-14 23:45:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm only going to say this once...
Do not do this again. This is copyright infringement and posting it here is in violation of US federal law. The copyright owners in this case (I'm guessing some member of the RIAA) are very litigous and would not hesitate to sue me and this website out of existence based solely on the presence of this kind of material.
Why not actually make something new and post that instead of ripping off someone else's material?
I will be forced to ban you or anyone else posting mp3s of other people's work.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Site and layout © 2007 Ubersite ® -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass .
So either way : You're a (dead,btw) black rapper
OR You don't understand the above line .
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone hating you doesn't make you special
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Drake is not pleased.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you feel that you have some innate value banding up together against the common villain and saying NO?
Are you releasing all the pent up rage that rests deep inside of you?
I am glad to hear it fucking worthless chumps.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're trying way too hard.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:32:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:32:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
...yes?
actually, no.
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...yes?
actually, no.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.