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Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-20 13:37:50 EST
Im sure alot of you had C-RAAAAAZY Valentines day stories, just like me and my wonderful boyfriend had this past valentiens day, where I got all dressed up for him, and fed him chocolates, and he got sick and threw up all over the floor lol. It kind of turned me off, but he showered and cleaned himself off and we finished off the night with a bang, if you know what I mean.
So what valentines day stories do you guys have? You guys, are crazy and im sure you have some sick stories!
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(this is a funny valentines picture I found lol)
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I fucked your mom in the ass, got AIDS and died.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:50:20 EST (#)
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I want to poop on my dick.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:48:08 (#)
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come on guys, i know I have to put up with an initiantin period, but at least share ur stories, or tell me what to do to interest u
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If you're trying to portray yourself as a fucking idiot, that comment will do quite nicely.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:04:32 EST (#)
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Have another just for good measure.
PS- The picture makes me want to kill you.
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pib?
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wtf is a hymie? get a life you fat loser
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go fuck yourself, Hymie.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:43:02 (#)
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i smell jelousy
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Too bad you can't spell it.
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hahah
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Your card is fucking disgusting.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:43:02 EST (#)
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i smell jelousy
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Great honk! It's a plague of NOOBS!
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:57:33 (#)
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That must be why I donkey punched my girlfriend when I was dry-humping her last night, all that pent up hormones or somethign.
You stupid bitch.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:51:15 (#)
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Sex is known to release hormones or somethign, it would do u some good and you wouldnt be so wound up, thats what I mean
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Best. Exchange. Evar.
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Odd, I rarely notice this side of TTOM. He's still wonderful though.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:47:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:57:33 (#)
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That must be why I donkey punched my girlfriend when I was dry-humping her last night, all that pent up hormones or somethign.
You stupid bitch.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:51:15 (#)
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Sex is known to release hormones or somethign, it would do u some good and you wouldnt be so wound up, thats what I mean
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Best. Exchange. Evar.
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Odd, I rarely notice this side of TTOM. He's still wonderful though.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:19:36 EST (#)
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What kind of man throws up from eating too many chocolates?
A fucking pussy, that's what kind.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:02:09 (#)
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to share your stories, jerk
Sounds like more of a topic for a message board, which isn't quite the purpose of this site. You should have elaborated on your story a little more, instead of a pointless post.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:06:50 EST (#)
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-2 die .
That's all .
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:57:33 (#)
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That must be why I donkey punched my girlfriend when I was dry-humping her last night, all that pent up hormones or somethign.
You stupid bitch.
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:51:15 (#)
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Sex is known to release hormones or somethign, it would do u some good and you wouldnt be so wound up, thats what I mean
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Best. Exchange. Evar.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:02:09 EST (#)
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to share your stories, jerk
Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:00:10 EST (#)
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Sounds pretty fucking crazy. what was the point of this post?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:57:33 EST (#)
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That must be why I donkey punched my girlfriend when I was dry-humping her last night, all that pent up hormones or somethign.
You stupid bitch.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:51:15 EST (#)
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Sex is known to release hormones or somethign, it would do u some good and you wouldnt be so wound up, thats what I mean
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:49:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:46:04 (#)
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LOL im far from a cow, im very good looking, and youre just angry because youre probably a virgin lmao
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Perhaps but good looks is no excuse for vapidity.
I'm angry because I'm a virgin? What are you? 15?
Good lord woman.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:48:41 EST (#)
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The Origin of Valentine's Day
The origins of Valentine's Day trace back to the ancient Roman celebration of Lupercalia. Held on February 15, Lupercalia honored the gods Lupercus and Faunus, as well as the legendary founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In addition to a bountiful feast, Lupercalia festivities are purported to have included the pairing of young women and men. Men would draw women's names from a box, and each couple would be paired until next year's celebration.
While this pairing of couples set the tone for today's holiday, it wasn't called "Valentine's Day" until a priest named Valentine came along. Valentine, a romantic at heart, disobeyed Emperor Claudius II's decree that soldiers remain bachelors.
Claudius handed down this decree believing that soldiers would be distracted and unable to concentrate on fighting if they were married or engaged. Valentine defied the emperor and secretly performed marriage ceremonies. As a result of his defiance, Valentine was put to death on February 14. After Valentine's death, he was named a saint. As Christianity spread through Rome, the priests moved Lupercalia from February 15 to February 14 and renamed it St. Valentine's Day to honor Saint Valentine.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:48:12 EST (#)
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sorry man
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:48:08 EST (#)
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come on guys, i know I have to put up with an initiantin period, but at least share ur stories, or tell me what to do to interest u
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:48:03 EST (#)
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i gave her flowers.
she jerked off my cock with satin gloves.
i ejaced my AIDS all over her face.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:47:15 EST (#)
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TTOM called you a dozy cow. Now THAT'S funny.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:47:10 EST (#)
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i raped your mom and then said i didn't really love her.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:46:10 EST (#)
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my girlfriend (and by extension, me) refuses to celebrate valentine's day, because she says its a day to celebrate making money instead of love.
SO FUCK OFF AND DIE, AND TAKE YOUR ANCIENT UNFUNNY PICTURES WITH YOU
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:46:04 EST (#)
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LOL im far from a cow, im very good looking, and youre just angry because youre probably a virgin lmao
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:45:11 EST (#)
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Because you suck.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:45:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:41:28 (#)
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wtf r you talking about? Why cant u just except it for what it is and have some fun?
people like you are the reason theres so much anger in the world lol
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No, people like YOU are the reason there's so much anger in the world.
Did you see how I was able to type a sentence with no net-speak, all the words spelt properly and no use of the term LOL.
ps accept....ACCEPT you dozy cow
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:44:09 EST (#)
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wtf was that for????
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:43:38 EST (#)
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Fuck off.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:41:28 EST (#)
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wtf r you talking about? Why cant u just except it for what it is and have some fun?
people like you are the reason theres so much anger in the world lol
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-20 13:40:30 EST (#)
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LOLZ
Valentine's Day is a crock of shit. It's a Hallmark holiday made up to make people spend money. Why is there 1 day a year where everyone has to prove that they love their partner?