How I became known as a Corporate Whore part 4: Really sorry I kissed all of you Saturday night (661 hits)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne <My_Tee_One.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-20 14:03:19 EST
Dear Jen,
Thanks for coming to the show Saturday night. You're my favorite audience member. ;)
So listen, we obviously flirt a lot while drinking and kissing you Saturday night was bound to happen sooner or later. It was great, don't get me wrong, but we work together so it's probably best if we leave it there. Want to do lunch today?
Your friend,
MyT
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Dear Anna,
Hey, thanks for coming to the show on Saturday. It was really great to see you.
So listen... obviously I was drunk and affectionate after the show. Sorry if I over stepped my bounds. I assume everything is OK since we joked about it later, but now that I'm sober, just want to say again - sorry about that. When we hang this weekend I promise not to do that again... well, unless you start it and then, you know, I'm only a gentleman. ;)
You friend,
MyT
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Dear Erin,
Thanks for coming out Saturday and buying me all the shots. I'm writing apologies right now to everyone because of those shots, which actually brings me to you. Saturday was fun. Lots of fun. Especially the part where we made out. You're a hell of a kisser. Incredible. However, we'd kill each other in a relationship and we both know that. We've had that conversation. Can we just chalk that up to being drunk and move on? We can discuss Thursday at the concert if that's cool.
Much Love,
MyT
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Dear dark haired girl whose name I don't remember,
So I'm not sure how we ended up in the Photo Booth after the show on Saturday. I had fun, but it was also kind of a TD move on my part. See, my friend liked you and was trying to get up the nerve to ask you out. I didn't know that at the time but I should have figured it out. Anyway, please understand I'm not going to call because I already feel like a jerk for cock blocking him.
Oh, and don't worry about the pictures. You can only see the back of your head and that was only in every other pic.
Sincerely,
MyT
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Dear Erica,
Wow, I didn't expect to see you there Saturday. Thanks for coming and I'm glad you enjoyed the show.
So I sensed your new fiancée may hate me now and probably rightfully so. You and I may have gotten a little too friendly with each other. Old habits die hard I guess. Yes, it would be cool if we can hang out again. I'd like that. But seriously, we have to leave the past behind us. No more sneaking into the women's bathroom and doing it in the stalls. It was great, don't get me wrong. And it was fun. But you're going to be a married woman and I don't want to be that guy. I kind of wish you would have told me about the wedding BEFORE anything happened between you and I. That wasn't cool. Meeting him afterwards was extremely awkward. However, what's done is done and my group would love to perform at your wedding.
Anyway, are you guys coming to the concert on Thursday?
Later,
MyT
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Dear Jayna,
It was nice meeting you. I'm pretty sure you were a friend of Erin's. Thanks for coming to the show and I'm glad you had a good time. Sorry about this kiss good night. I was... well, really drunk and affectionate Saturday night. Come back on March 3rd and I promise no more than a handshake.
Love,
MyT
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Dear Susan,
You are my friend's ex. I'm glad you came to the show but please don't try to kiss me goodnight anymore. Man law - I'm afraid you're off limits. That bit with the $20 was hilarious though. Yes, I was a whore Saturday. As you may remember from when you dated my buddy, I used to be a whore but have seriously turned over a new leaf since then. Saturday was a fluke. I ended things with Lisa a few days ago and... well, I think we talked about it. My friends were buying me shots to help me get over it and you see the result wasn't pretty. Anyway, come out Friday and we'll hang.
Your friend,
MyT
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Dear Greg,
If you ever do that again I'll kick you ass. Do you know if I would have died that night the last person I would have kissed would have been you? Gross.
Bite me,
MyT
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Dear Dianne the bartender,
Thanks for buying breakfast Sunday morning. I pretty well blacked out by that time. Did we do anything or did I just pass out?
Your friend,
MyT
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:40:54 EST (#)
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Thanks little Monster. Have you heard about the Sect of MyT? Way cooler than that COTO crap O-tron is trying to get going.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your fucking awesome MyT
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"please don't try to kiss me goodnight anymore"
Laughed at my desk...coworkers think I'm nuts...def worth it
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:14:10 EST (#)
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lqtm ?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:26:58 EST (#)
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Oh, and don't worry about the pictures. You can only see the back of your head and that was only in every other pic.
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lqtm
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun rap, dude, fun rap
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:07:48 EST (#)
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man slut!!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:06:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:04:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:00:38 EST (#)
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Oh Lishy... when are you coming to see a show?
And that's true Toe. A woman would either be called a whore or be hit on for posting something like this. It's a double standard.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would be really interested to see the type of comments put here, if a woman had submitted this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:48:20 EST (#)
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chucklr-worthy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:46:43 EST (#)
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Oh, damn. He must have just looked like you, then.
If it were me, you'd surely be complimenting me, and wouldn't even remember you HAD a friend.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:09 EST (#)
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hehehe
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:13:39 EST (#)
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Lishy, that was you? My friend really liked you. I hope he doesn't quit the group.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:10:13 EST (#)
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What the hell, I laughed
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:09:22 EST (#)
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Dear dark haired girl whose name I don't remember,
Oh, and don't worry about the pictures. You can only see the back of your head and that was only in every other pic.
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THANKS A LOT, I THOUGHT I'D BE NICE AND SURPRISE YOU, WHORE.
That flight back was a BITCH.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:07:39 EST (#)
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???
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:06:30 EST (#)
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You're like WillZone II: Electric Boogaloo.