Fine, what's your worst dating story in general??? (758 hits)
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Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-20 14:26:25 EST
Since u guys seems top have a grudge with Vday, just share your dating horror stories in general! Heres mine! This was so long ago from high school lol but its funny now that i look back
I went on a date with the boy I had a crush on so bad and so long and when he finally asked me out. I was thrill and nothing bad could happen because i looked amazing except for that's what I thought. I put a fake ponytail in my head because I didn't want to wear it down, I didn't have many hair pins so I put up there what I had. We went to Red Lobster and was seated. The waiter came by a bushed against me and as he walked off my ponytail was some how stucked to his shirt and when he walked off so did my ponytail. Everyone in the resturant and my date laughed all night. Even though i still looked realy good anyway, I ran out the resturant and never talked to my crush again.
So what about you guys?
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-22 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my goodness... I couldn't even get past the first 2 sentences. Try spell check and grammar check, dear.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didnt read it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have many terrible date stories. This post, however, beats them all.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'R.E.S.P.E.C.T, find out what it means to me, just a little bit, just a little bit'
I hate you now because you put the worlds gayest song in my head and I dont even know the words correctly...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:43:41 EST (#)
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FINE ILL POST A PICTURE IF YOU GUYS WILL LAY OFF AND HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR ME
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No to laying off and no to respect, but please post a picture anyway.
preferably naked.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:40:30 EST (#)
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FINE ILL POST A PICTURE IF YOU GUYS WILL LAY OFF AND HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR ME
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:34:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:00:53 (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:38 (#)
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im not too sure of posting a picture, so far you guys are mean and will say bad stuff even if I look hot
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we're saying bad stuff about you NOW, it's your only chance, at this point.
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Hahahaha... Totally true though.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the spelling errors made me laugh
eat shit and die
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My pen seems chewier than normal....
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, you're probably an alter, and I hate alters, so there's your -2.
If you aren't an alter, then you have to realize that this type of shite doesn't fly around here. Like McCallum said, this is a place where there is occasionally some real creativity, art, and sometimes even decent writing. If you want to chat about your bad dates there are better places for it. This type of shit is going to be destroyed because people like me don't want it on the front page with other posts that may be funny/well written/entertaining. Comprende? Bien.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:00:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
im not too sure of posting a picture, so far you guys are mean and will say bad stuff even if I look hot
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we're saying bad stuff about you NOW, it's your only chance, at this point.
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think it's urbane.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder whose alter you are. No one is going to believe that you are real unless you post a picture of yourself with "ubersite is full of fat twats" written across your tits with a sharpie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:07:34 EST (#)
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you fit in like a turd in a punchbowl.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:04:13 EST (#)
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Actually I grew up in the trees, with my shit-flinging cousins, but that's neither here nor there.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't be horrible to anansie.
it's not her fault she grew up in a trailer.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You got me there honey. I never shave. My boyfriend and I take turns picking the bugs out of each other's long, nappy hair. It's great. Free dinner. Then we go to a commune and take turns fucking the horses and chickens. It's not bestiality if the balls don't touch. That's right, I have balls too. I wear them whenever I feel like teabagging my hippie friends. I don't bathe either. I spend weeks just contemplating bathing with a vague loathing, before jumping my nasty ass into a drainage ditch and washing off my scum with scum. It doesn't really work all that well but I love the smell of scat in the morning. After my sewer bath, it's off to my boyfriend's for a fun game of "hide the leper scarred sausage" and a quick session of "your shit or mine... who cares let's just eat it."
Even if all of that were 100 percent true, it could never, ever change the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw your picture u stupid bitch, no wonder u hang around here, you look like u havnt showered in months
filthy pig, have some self respect
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take that one brain cell you've got and choke on it, you vapid twat whistle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS is produced by a communications major?
As an 'uneducated' statistic - I'm highly offended by how many rules you manage to break...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:45:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
im not too sure of posting a picture, so far you guys are mean and will say bad stuff even if I look hot
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Of course we will. Even though Shlongy didn't say anything about my personal appearance I was still insulted.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:18:34 EST (#)
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You write like a retarded 3rd grader
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:06:59 EST (#)
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Guide to Uber:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51940
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One time I went out with this Asian guy who painted his head red but he tried to sacrifice me to Kali so the date went pretty sour.
I let him dry hump me anyway.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:42:52 EST (#)
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One time I was talking to an arabic friend about the location of the ark of the covenant, and he was secretly about to feed me poison dates, but then his monkey ate one and died so I didn't eat them. Then he took off my blouse and fondled me, even though I told him not to. I've never told anyone about this until now.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:32:33 EST (#)
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What are you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:28:18 EST (#)
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your mom
Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:18:09 EST (#)
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My god this is worse than the shit i write
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:49:28 EST (#)
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thanks for the tip desalote, I'll try
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:49:14 EST (#)
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I understand you have no spell-check .
Even if you posted your pullitzer stuff , it gets toasted on
spelling here . Xample : http://www.ubersite.com/m/96560#2246134
Noteworthy fact : nobody even noticed . Asses the contents of your post by that fact.
Also : you're here to entertain by (preferably) throwing yourself at the wolves .
welcome tu Über . Enjoy yourself !
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:44:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:16:02 (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are missing the general formula. Your myth must abide by the following criteria;
- at least a few parahraphs
- well spaced, easy to read
- flows rather well (eg some form of transition)
- to hold their attention span you must have some kind of sexual content (it doesnt matter what)
- the story must end on a totally ludicrous note that will leave the reader pondering
there you are
follow these rules you'll have mad points to break up- if not dont let the tears ruin your makeup
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:41:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:40:03 EST (#)
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You have the wrong idea of this place.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:37:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:35:36 EST (#)
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wait a minute. they laughed ALL NIGHT right? and at which point were you out the door never to talk to the guy again? 5 minutes in, half an hour, one hour,?
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:35:14 EST (#)
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OMG THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT JUST SHARE UR FUCKIN STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:35:00 EST (#)
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Adios
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:38 EST (#)
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im not too sure of posting a picture, so far you guys are mean and will say bad stuff even if I look hot
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:33:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:32:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:32:47 EST (#)
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post a picture of yourself, people will love you and youll probably make most heated for the week like that sarah girl at the top right now
anyways, this isnt a 'Q&A Forum'. noone here really wants to getinto all that. im being nice now but dont get used to it, people here are vicious
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:30:38 EST (#)
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My worst date was at a lemonparty.
http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:30:37 EST (#)
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STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:29:12 EST (#)
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i just lost a braincell because of you.