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I'm ok with all of you hating me for this (NSFW) (4963 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.06 on 155 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2007-02-20 14:47:45 EST


with the way things are going this will probably improve the content of the front page for the day.

Uber-MakingLesbiansSince1998.jpg (252 kB)

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Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-01-27 02:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 because I love penis
-2 for making me remember why I love penis in the dark

And the one in the middle goes to show why bigger is not always better.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The reviews on this post are possible the funniest evar on Ubersite.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-23 22:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'd forgotten about this post


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:50:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post turned me on to girls for a while.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post turned me on to girls for a while.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-23 20:07:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-23 19:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THIS IS THE POST! I've been searching for it for a while, much appreciated.

***

I wont ask

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-23 20:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more Hookhand

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-23 19:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THIS IS THE POST! I've been searching for it for a while, much appreciated.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Play nice, Hophie! Are you drunk again?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go boil your baby, faggot.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

all cocks are ugly cunt.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sad fucking guys with ugly tiny cocks

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Foreskin is only scary if you don't know what to do with it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And you dredged this back up from the grave WHY???

*pukes*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-09 16:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-09 15:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I know people in this.

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Why am I not surprised by that, you filthy fucking Canadian whorebomb?

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-09 15:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I know people in this.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good Grief

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The middle one is my CS spray

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oooh look a female beaner!

godchicken and creep aren't the only ones now!

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-07 14:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:34:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-24 10:50:11 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it's sad because things i do in real life makes girls go more lezzie too.

i make dykes.

:(
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Sad?

Never apologize, Katy. Well, maybe for this post. But I mean who doesn't like lesbians? You're making the world a kinder, sexier place, that's what you're doing. Not with this post, but with the results, you know?
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That being said, if you have any claim over the heinous little boy lesbians trolling the West side grrl bars these days then yes you should be very very ashamed and sad.
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no i only make lipstick lesbians.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-24 10:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it's sad because things i do in real life makes girls go more lezzie too.

i make dykes.

:(
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Sad?

Never apologize, Katy. Well, maybe for this post. But I mean who doesn't like lesbians? You're making the world a kinder, sexier place, that's what you're doing. Not with this post, but with the results, you know?
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That being said, if you have any claim over the heinous little boy lesbians trolling the West side grrl bars these days then yes you should be very very ashamed and sad.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-24 19:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, its one thing to post dicks, its another to insult them. Makes you out to be a terrible person. We know cocks are ugly, and we don't need a manhater making fun. Looks like jason lee's character from chasing amy was right.

ps: that weird looking one in the middle is awesome. Reminds me of Jamiroquai for some reason. All funk and disco.
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VIRTUAL INSANITY
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CANNED HEAT

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-24 10:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it's sad because things i do in real life makes girls go more lezzie too.

i make dykes.

:(
===
Sad?

Never apologize, Katy. Well, maybe for this post. But I mean who doesn't like lesbians? You're making the world a kinder, sexier place, that's what you're doing. Not with this post, but with the results, you know?

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The penis in the middle is well........ if nothing else,
beautiful.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
SO YOURE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE
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A chance? Who do you think inspired the initial 15%, dollface?
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Oh, sweet. I'll keep that in mind.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it's sad because things i do in real life makes girls go more lezzie too.

i make dykes.

:(

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:56:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Before this post I had perfect vision and was 15% lesbian, tops. That's all changed now. Thanks.
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Shit what have you done? What have you done??????? *weeps*
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Drogo, don't worry. I just vowed never to handle cocks with my EYES again.

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
SO YOURE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE
===
A chance? Who do you think inspired the initial 15%, dollface?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I find the "dim lighting" one very erotic actually. I like the clothes-still-on, christmas morning about to open presents feeling where he's just lain down, and can't wait for what's going to happen next...the last split second of reality before the pleasure begins

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:21:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

If just one of you, ONE, had had the guts to take a picture with it all soft and vulnerable, I would have been impressed.

But now I have this image of all of you looking at porn, touching it, biting your lip, concentrating really hard on getting it all swollen and manly... and then going "Yeah baby, NOW it's ready" and snapping the picture. And I can't help but wonder, what did you do afterwards? Put it to good use and ejaculate in solitary splendor, or let it die a natural death while you shakily sent off the precious email?
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well...

there actually is one soft cock in this picture isn't there?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:21:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

If just one of you, ONE, had had the guts to take a picture with it all soft and vulnerable, I would have been impressed.

But now I have this image of all of you looking at porn, touching it, biting your lip, concentrating really hard on getting it all swollen and manly... and then going "Yeah baby, NOW it's ready" and snapping the picture. And I can't help but wonder, what did you do afterwards? Put it to good use and ejaculate in solitary splendor, or let it die a natural death while you shakily sent off the precious email?

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I did send my picture whilst it was soft. It's next to one of the full stops in the above post.


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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Before this post I had perfect vision and was 15% lesbian, tops. That's all changed now. Thanks.

--

Shit what have you done? What have you done??????? *weeps*


Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:21:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

If just one of you, ONE, had had the guts to take a picture with it all soft and vulnerable, I would have been impressed.

But now I have this image of all of you looking at porn, touching it, biting your lip, concentrating really hard on getting it all swollen and manly... and then going "Yeah baby, NOW it's ready" and snapping the picture. And I can't help but wonder, what did you do afterwards? Put it to good use and ejaculate in solitary splendor, or let it die a natural death while you shakily sent off the precious email?


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yet another reason i heart circe *lick*

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If just one of you, ONE, had had the guts to take a picture with it all soft and vulnerable, I would have been impressed.

But now I have this image of all of you looking at porn, touching it, biting your lip, concentrating really hard on getting it all swollen and manly... and then going "Yeah baby, NOW it's ready" and snapping the picture. And I can't help but wonder, what did you do afterwards? Put it to good use and ejaculate in solitary splendor, or let it die a natural death while you shakily sent off the precious email?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Before this post I had perfect vision and was 15% lesbian, tops. That's all changed now. Thanks.
============
SO YOURE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eeeeeeeeeuggh


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Before this post I had perfect vision and was 15% lesbian, tops. That's all changed now. Thanks.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't believe you didn't post mine, you silly bitch.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, its one thing to post dicks, its another to insult them. Makes you out to be a terrible person. We know cocks are ugly, and we don't need a manhater making fun. Looks like jason lee's character from chasing amy was right.

ps: that weird looking one in the middle is awesome. Reminds me of Jamiroquai for some reason. All funk and disco.
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VIRTUAL INSANITY

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:57:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

the cock post goes straight to the top :P
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and mostly due to a bunch of men complaining...

COULDN'T JUST IGNORE IT COULD YOU?!?!?

FAGS!!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*blinks*

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the cock post goes straight to the top :P

Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why god, why?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just blew chunks.

Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lol way to go.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:18:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

While I now feel great about the appeareance of my own jesus lizard, I cannot, in good conscience, rate this anything but -2. Soz katy, but this is what you expected, right?
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i gave you that word asshole.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why in the world is this still here?

AND WHY DOES BART ONLY RATE MY FUCKUPS?!??!?!

guess i should feel good that he didn't ban me.

THANK YOU BART I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A CUNT!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

ps: that weird looking one in the middle is awesome. Reminds me of Jamiroquai for some reason. All funk and disco.
****************************************

That's the funniest comment on here. I heretofore re-name 'the one in the middle' to 'disco-cock.' Or 'Jamiroquai' if you all prefer.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

auto penis -2

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lol

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

While I now feel great about the appeareance of my own jesus lizard, I cannot, in good conscience, rate this anything but -2. Soz katy, but this is what you expected, right?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whew am I glad I didn't participate in this shindig.
SWEET JESUS you people have some scary cocks.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

auto penis -2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Go ahead and post dicks. I've seen Kathy Bates naked. Nothing is worse than that.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:50:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:09:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:12:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you, possibly, the dumbest cunt ever?

I'm just asking.

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:09:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
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Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Quotes and Stories > Poetry"

hehe...and:
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:53:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

My hat is off to you dudes who submitted your junk for public perusal - an old whore like me will never see anything wrong with that. Bravo.
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OH JESUS right when I went to submit this "LETS GET IT ON" came on my ipod.

HA!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Spence, why?

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Mother of God

Submitted by MEDIQ (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank God for the light switch.
It's a wonder the human race can propagate at all!


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nothing personal

*gag*

Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, its one thing to post dicks, its another to insult them. Makes you out to be a terrible person. We know cocks are ugly, and we don't need a manhater making fun. Looks like jason lee's character from chasing amy was right.

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I am certainly NOT a horrible person. That thing is fucking out-there. It's like a mallot. ORDER IN THE COURT!!!! Or ill inflict blunt force trauma to your vagina with my enormous whack-a-mole thing-a-ma-jig.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My hat is off to you dudes who submitted your junk for public perusal - an old whore like me will never see anything wrong with that. Bravo.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously, who is walking around with that much bush?!

Dude (whoever you are), if you want your woman to give oral attention to your balls as well, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, its one thing to post dicks, its another to insult them. Makes you out to be a terrible person. We know cocks are ugly, and we don't need a manhater making fun. Looks like jason lee's character from chasing amy was right.

ps: that weird looking one in the middle is awesome. Reminds me of Jamiroquai for some reason. All funk and disco.

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

K seriously...the fucking ding DONG in the middle should have to be licensed. The nobbly deal on the end of that thing is terrifying. The Disco bush is alarming. I'm pretty sure someone should call a bi-law officer. Somethings not right there.

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The next dog I own will be named "Nobbley-deal." I have to dedicate something to the laugh I just had.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So... Jack McCallum sent me a super secret e-mail about Uber Madness. I read it, then realized that there were some attachments included. Here they were naked pictures of Method. Naked pictures of Method lounging by a fireplace, pinching his nipple and clutching onto a stuffed white tiger.

After I was done vomitting all over my desk, I promptly contacted Apollo.





Katy... I assume you took the offending photos in question???



Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

K seriously...the fucking ding DONG in the middle should have to be licensed. The nobbly deal on the end of that thing is terrifying. The Disco bush is alarming. I'm pretty sure someone should call a bi-law officer. Somethings not right there.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmm, I can't really discern between a "hot" or "nice" cock and an ugly one. They all look fucking awful to me. What makes a nice cock? Aside from size, obviously, and a general straightness, and lack of warts or leaking pus or --

-- I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little.

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was quite a concocktion.

Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no way

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is coming from someone who has been around a lot of cock. You guys are malformed freaks.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

At least resize so it doesn't look like kiddie porn.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:12:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


uhg.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:38:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Quick fact; You are a fucking anthropoid ape that got caught with his hand in the cookie jar giving a "worth seeing" to a bunch of dicks. Do not stray from your day job of dickanalyst testing which cocks are "worth sucking" . You do your job too well.
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Do you even know what her actual day job is, tardo? 'dickanalyst' ain't really far from the truth...

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHA<gasp>AHAHAHAHA


Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

they all look like 1st round losers in truth or dare

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For this, i'm getting 8x10 enlargements of your camwhore put on t-shirts and giving them to homeless people in every major city I visit until you arrive.


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just threw up in my mouth.



And on my keyboard.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:17:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:45:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:08:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Insufficient warning.

Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it!

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:45:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:08:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was gonna do this. I was gonna paint my dick yellow with a red cap, say I was Beeb.

But I pussed out.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit, I seriously contemplated participating in this. I am glad I didn't.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:08:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.


Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:35:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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heheh

Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Somehow, this doesn't work for me like the tits of Uber post did.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is horrific. At least you should have broken it up a bit so it's not just a wall of dongs staring from the screen, god help your email inbox with all these cockshots. +1 because I have a thicker piece than half these bizarre pasty Ubercocks.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I DO have to agree with the at least trimming part. Bushes are only nice when you're trying to secretly vomit at a party.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Why?

Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:40:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

yet that's the third review you've posted.

STOP STALKING TEH PENOS!



-2 for the post. +2 for the comeback.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Been done & we know what those look like ya stupid bitch.

On serious note, why is this still here? Perhaps Bart has fallen down and can't get up.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

*thinks about claiming one of them*

*looks again*

*finds none suitable*

*vomits*

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


The score wasn't low enough.... I think it needs to be at or below a -1.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this was supposed to be off the front page in 10 reviews. what happened??


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yet that's the third review you've posted.

STOP STALKING TEH PENOS!

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Quick fact; You are a fucking anthropoid ape that got caught with his hand in the cookie jar giving a "worth seeing" to a bunch of dicks. Do not stray from your day job of dickanalyst testing which cocks are "worth sucking" . You do your job too well.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


And THAT'S how babies are made.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm ok with all of you hating me for this (NSFW) (Rating: -0.01 on 51 reviews, last by scourge 5 minutes ago)
Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2007-02-20 14:47:45

The Head (pt. 1) (Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by The_Drake 21 minutes ago)
Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-20 14:12:09


WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, poetry

the one in the middle is fucking freaky

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Hmm, I wonder which one is Jake?

*Warning, your computer has suffered a sarcasm overload, please reboot*
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so i take it you weren't drunk enough this past weekend to take a picture of your wang and send it in then
hmmmm...???

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Penises are ugly.


Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you fucking kidding me?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to hell for causing eye cancer in ttom.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Hmm, I wonder which one is Jake?

*Warning, your computer has suffered a sarcasm overload, please reboot*
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best comment ever.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Hmm, I wonder which one is Jake?

*Warning, your computer has suffered a sarcasm overload, please reboot*

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

What does it mean when a multitude of dicks remains on the front page? Yet every monkey on this site upholds the persona of a homophobe proclaiming all others to be despisable faggots. Congratulations you fucking insecure salad tossing closet schmucks.
___________

and you have nothing better to do than hang out with us.

u rock, intarweb toughguy!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it ironic that this post is above another post titled, "The Head?"

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:01:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear lord, I can't stop staring at the middle one! Hell, I'd post tumbleweeds around my scrotum too if I thought it'd deflect attention away from the penis.


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haha, funny cos its true.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The shitstabber below has a point

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:12:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What does it mean when a multitude of dicks remains on the front page? Yet every monkey on this site upholds the persona of a homophobe proclaiming all others to be despisable faggots. Congratulations you fucking insecure salad tossing closet schmucks.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

also, these are all real ubercocks as far as i know. cept for bottom right. you'd have to check berry to make sure.

i only know two for sure.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE


Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:05:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who in the hell draws a face on his helmet? I mean really? I'd be terrified of the ink filtering through into my blood stream and giving me a disease or even worse making my spunk tastes of biro.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

i really shoulda clipped yours out and stuck it on here simon. and oath's.
=-=-=-=

Mine is on here, you silly whench.
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sorry i haven't studied previous submissions.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

are you sure that isn't the umlaut for ubersite?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who in the hell draws a face on his helmet? I mean really? I'd be terrified of the ink filtering through into my blood stream and giving me a disease or even worse making my spunk tastes of biro.

Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

for some reason i thought you asked which one was mine berty...

:(

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Har Har.

Now give show us your snatch.


**looks around for shlongy**



Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SICK

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

i really shoulda clipped yours out and stuck it on here simon. and oath's.
=-=-=-=

Mine is on here, you silly whench.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't you fuckers ever trim?

no wonder you people never touch girls in their naughty bits.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear lord, I can't stop staring at the middle one! Hell, I'd post tumbleweeds around my scrotum too if I thought it'd deflect attention away from the penis.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops, my bad.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

From the looks of it, most of the submittals were from outside the U.S.

Foreskin scares me.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so are we guessing who's is who's????
is it a game?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

also, those are all far bigger than mine.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

for some reason i thought you asked which one was mine berty...

:(

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Penises are ugly.











dear lord :(

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i really shoulda clipped yours out and stuck it on here simon. and oath's.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well come on Katy, which one is your favourite?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

You fucks have some nasty fucking cocks

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LOL

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't be a dick.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha ha

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me feel a lot better about myself. thank you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You fucks have some nasty fucking cocks.

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

So what am I to infer from this? You like dick in all shapes and sizes?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it takes balls to make a post like this (so to speak)

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm laughing that this is under "Quotes and Poetry." Hmmm...

My GOD...who is the guy in the middle???

I'm not offended by any. To me, any one is a good one, unless it is infected.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOO!!
it's like a catalog!!!111!!

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

and a reflexive -2 for making me look at dick.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Penises are ugly.











dear lord :(

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, if only for having the balls, (pun definitely intended), to risk banning to display; in pictorial, what everyone else pretty much comes across as.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GAH!

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 14:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG


Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?

Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet