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B.O. Not Black Enough? (455 hits)

Category: None
Labels: negro_insights

Rating: -0.63 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-20 16:35:38 EST



(HAHA! I just noticed the title and if you read BO as the alleviation of body ordure then you could say it fits the Negro like an OJ Simpson Limited Edition Hilt-Gripping/No Slipping Stabbing Glove . Because they don't seem to understand the idea of deodorant. Negroes and anti prosperity should always go hard in hand. Hahaha ha.)


Now there is a new trouble stirring the dangerous wasp nest that is Bleak America which no white man wants to accidentally step into.

There are Negroes today who are accusing Barrack Drama (the leading black constipate in the race war for the office of Precedent of the United Stains) of NOT BEING BACK ENOUGH. I will reseat that.

They say even though Bailiwick's father is a genuine African from one of the monkey eating and machete swinging countries over there, since Break's antecedents were not used as salves in the antivenin south of yore, HE IS NOT A REAL BLACK AMERICAN AND CANNOT ELATE TO THEM.

This is ODIOUSLY racist on the part of American slacks who insist that the white man (THE MAN!!!) is the ONLY rapist in this country which is not true if we look at the trap record.

Thank God there is none of that kind of derision among the ranks of the white man and we all know a nigger when we see one.



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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:51:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:42:04 (#)
Ranking: -1

How much of your spelling mistakes were on purpose?


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All of them!

Dan Jaines rocks people. Geeez.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

on the smoke-chart he's considered a high-yeller

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:56:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Jew ara weetawd.

Hohoho I em funy.

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Believe it or not, this kind of baby talk still gets Shlongy's wife hot.

There are explicit videos, but he can't give them away, let alone see any results after leaving copies lying around in the hopes that a 'stolen' one will wind up on the net.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jew ara weetawd.

Hohoho I em funy.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just heard Jack chafed!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, he's too well spoken to be one of 'them'

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so so so so many gems in this one..

(they discussed this on tv too)

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahahahahaa


the TRAP RECORD!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I notice that the naysayers ignore the fact that Dan raised a valid point, if not in a fucked up way.


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

See, the real problem here is that you're just not funny.

Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys know the movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy!!"?

He kinda reminds me of the guy who finds the bottle.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I could plaster myself to get back on the front pile but that would be unofficial.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Take note how no one has the cajoles to talk about the subject matter of black narcissism and instead wants to dump on me, the white man, THEMAN.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

crap

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Actually, this dipshit has a point. I read about this in Time as well. This is a waste of a good post on incendiary subject matter which has not yet been mentioned on Uber. Too bad, really.


Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:42:04 (#)
Ranking: -1

How much of your spelling mistakes were on purpose?

--
And is your grabber ere a mistake too?
"How MANY of your spelling MISTAKES were on purpose."
PLURAL and PLURAL, stupid.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DOn't you read TAME MAGAZINE???

THEY HAD THIS IN THERE!

I DO NOT MAKE THIS UP!

Ooooh, I am from undersite. I know EVERYTHING about People of Cover. Oooooh!

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


You are all IGNORING!


Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

There will never be a black president in the United States for one reason or another so it really doesn't make a difference. At best 100 years down the line you may see (then again you will have died) a mixed hispanic (who I would really classify as white) become Commander in Chief and they will hail him as the first non-white president when in fact he has become more white then hispanic through selective breeding. As far as Obama not being considered black enough or black in general, there is a much larger precedent in Mostafa Hefny who is classified by the US government as 'white' when in fact he looks very black to me. Of course this is where shit may or may not get confusing with the one drop rule and various doctrines on race and at this point it best for some to draw on their own opinions while others insist on being technical and consulting the official 'guidelines.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I interpreted it as Bo Jackson, as in Bo Knows Baseball. Bo would fuck your world up. Don't question Bo.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:43:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

My -2s are rare, but they are so deserved.

You sir, suck ass.
------------------------
Big ass

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:42:04 (#)
Ranking: -1

How much of your spelling mistakes were on purpose?


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All of them!

Dan Jaines rocks people. Geeez.



This is fucking comic irony at its best.



"This is ODIOUSLY racist on the part of American slacks who insist that the white man (THE MAN!!!) is the ONLY rapist in this country which is not true if we look at the trap record."

Awesome

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no no NO!!

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You: Not Quite Smart Enough

Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My -2s are rare, but they are so deserved.

You sir, suck ass.

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

How much of your spelling mistakes were on purpose?


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