Handicap Doors (676 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.06 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by tiaprae (View user info) at 2007-02-20 16:50:18 EST
Due to President's day, the deli where I get my morning bagel was closed. Angry at all the presidents who died so that /some/ people can have the day off, I walked to the Starbucks to see if they had any bagels. (They did. They were shitty. I hate President's day.)
I walk up to the door, and notice that they have the automatic handicap doors. (Push a button door opens for you, miracle for all those handicapped, and those entirely to lazy to open doors on their own.)
As I open the door, I see nothing but stairs down to the starbucks, and up to god knows what.
What? Where's the ramp?
I was sure there was a ramp hidden some where. I peaked behind the staircase to find a locked door.
How are the handicap to get their morning crappicino if although they can get themselves into the doorway, there is no where to go from there?
It plagued me for the rest of the work day. Poor crippled people.
Yea first post sucked, sorry it's not thursday.
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wooot! Kill NOLA.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's kinda strange... maybe it's for extreme handicappers, like extreme mtn. biking.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shoot for less than two post everyday
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking alter. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98918#2320583
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome
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Thanks
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 18:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flattery is the way to The Drakes Heart.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Amontillado -
Thanks, I was unfortunately expecting the crap ratings, I've rarely seen a first post that ever panned out well.
And I agree, the Drake def. has Bob Dole qualities. And I don't think I've ever met any one who hated Bob Dole.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:54:56 EST (#)
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The Drake entertains me. He's like Bob Dole.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:54:27 EST (#)
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My first post sucked too.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh heh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for apologizing like a stupid cunt
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:40:38 EST (#)
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Crystle-
Sadly it did, I apologize whole-heartedly
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yea first post sucked
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Adamdidit2u had sex with a dog.
I shit you not.
I walked in on it. It was so gross.
The Drake does not accept bestiality kindly, sir or ma'am.
You should be ashamed. They're man's best friend.
And that's no way to treat a friend.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ICO had sex with a dog.
I shit you not.
I walked in on it. It was so gross.
The Drake does not accept bestiality kindly, sir or ma'am.
You should be ashamed. They're man's best friend.
And that's no way to treat a friend.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:29:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:15:42 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:58 (#)
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Its the mocking wheel shape of them
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That makes more sense than I was expecting it to.
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It almost makes TOO much sense!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I doth detest the drake
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'The Drake' is retarded.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drake-
It's very probable that I'm not up to Uber's standards, and that would be terribly sad and my poor little noob self esteem may crumble.
And we all want that don't we?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Drake has an Idea.
CAMWHORE!
Instant ratings.
Unless you're ugly.
gross.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
This post is handicapped.
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Hey it entertained me for the day, I apologize for it being 2 days early.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:15:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:58 (#)
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Its the mocking wheel shape of them
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That makes more sense than I was expecting it to.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:49 (#)
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The Drake gives lessons in gayness.
Just ask locksly.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98872
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I suppose that wouldn't work out then, since I'm female. Sadness
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This post is handicapped.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its the mocking wheel shape of them
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Drake gives lessons in gayness.
Just ask locksly.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98872
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The handicapped HATE bagels, ask Tigerlilly.
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Why the hate of bagels?
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:02:28 EST (#)
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Thanks Drake, will def take that advice to heart. Do you teach any lessons?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:01:44 EST (#)
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The handicapped HATE bagels, ask Tigerlilly.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:01:05 EST (#)
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The Drake feels bad no one has rated this yet.
Say something about niggers next time.
Or call someone gay.
It will get Most heated then.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:53:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MINUS TWOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wasn't anything else but just that
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 16:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MINUS TWOOOOOOOOOOO