Well. Fuck. Am I Bi? (381 hits)
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Submitted by Medley of Evil (The Anti-Emo) (View user info) at 2007-02-20 20:40:39 EST
Tonight I came home and got on my computer to do a research assignment. I decided to look at some internet porn and jack off before I got started. I was watching this cool seen of a bunch of cheerleaders eating each other and began masturbating intently. When I finally came I had a tissue on hand to catch my load. Strangely enough I was late and didn't get the initial burst. Strangely enough there was this ad with a picture of Pierce Brosnan on my desk. And I shit you not, two drops of my man juice shot onto his face. One on his eye, the other lower on his cheek. So finally I ask you the question: If I masturbate to lesbian cheerleaders and ejaculate on a picture of Pierce Brosnan, am I bi?
If you could give me the answer as quickly as possible that would be great. I still have that research assignment to do.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:28:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:42:31 EST (#)
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months before I say!
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:26:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:14:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-02-20 21:01:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:59:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:59:12 EST (#)
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why mention it now? because it just happened to me NOW and I thought of that post.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:50:31 EST (#)
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oh I'm sizzlemctwizzle. I got banned for getting that shit post to most heated. I have to use this alter.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:47:46 EST (#)
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Alter. That post was written months before you signed up and you mention it now?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:46:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:46:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:46:08 EST (#)
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Pierce was doing an ad for breast cancer. see breast. that has to add a little to my straightness.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:42:46 EST (#)
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no, just shit.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-20 20:42:25 EST (#)
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I meant "scene" not "seen". god damn I need to start proof reading. oh if you think this story is made up you are horribly mistaken. it happened not more than ten minutes ago.