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Category: Politics -> Libertarians

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Submitted by chicagogirl (View user info) at 2007-02-21 01:51:05 EST


I Love hash browns from Lorraine's>

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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-07-03 04:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Buy me breakfast???/

of course... after you've sucked my cock.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like Tom Hanks on steroids, gimme some roid rage brother!

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you do CS:S like a little faggot? Or do you play 1.6?


I've had the same account since 2001, never walled or aimbotted. 1v1 me in AWP_Map, dust, dust2, italy, office, or aztec =D

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Counter-Strike. it's a game second only to World of Warcraft for lives ruined due to addiction.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF is "CS"?
PS LOL
KTHX

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i almost started playing CS yesterday.... thank god i was able to stop myself. my whole life could come crashing down on me if i give in to the temptation.

i'm usually productive when i work from home, but not this week.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't believe you people are entertained by this. are your lives really that vapid and uneventful?
===
these days i have to admit life is rather boring.

i find myself playing CS again...*kills self*

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh Shlongy... you know you love me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your head must be responsible for 50% of that weight or roughly.....carry the one....80 pounds.

Unless you're just storing some guys nuts for the winter.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hidden you sir are the true Champ of the camwhore. I mean shamone its not even his camwhore and he's in it! Oh and that bitch is a totally lush but I'd still do inapropriate things to her.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

treadmills are for pussies and faggots and i weigh a svelte 160lbs at 5'11", thank you very much.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You need to get that fat face of yours to the gym and hit the treadmill.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't know if they killed the giant turd monster or not. i fell asleep.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 0


then again, i am up late watching a B film called "Monsturd" that is about a poo monster....



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmm.... wine bender...

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-22 05:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:19:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I to believe that there are men posing as women under superficial usernames?


There are women posing as men .
There are rabbits posing as men
There are cats posing as pussy's
there are dogs posing as humans
there are vulcans posing as klingons
there are frogs posing as princes
there are noobs posing as Uberlords

And there is you, posing as an Uber-veteran .

All the above statements are probably false , in this life, and the next one ...





All that tetrahydrocannabinol is clouding my brain ....


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Never explain yourself to uber. I've learned that. Let 'em wonder.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 02:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't believe you people are entertained by this. are your lives really that vapid and uneventful?


then again, i am up late watching a B film called "Monsturd" that is about a poo monster....

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HaHa!!!

Hidden fucking rules now...



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU DRANK!?

AREN'T YOU A RECOVERED ALCHOOLIC? OMGOMGOMG!


meh...that's not very good drama material.

you remind me of robin williams on that pic. which btw, i have no idea why people like him. he's just an annoying hyperactive clown with no sense of repartee.

blah blah blah blah...*goes to bed*



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh it's him....upon verification.

what the hell did you do to your face, dude?

it's all puffy and weird.

===================================================

i drank a lot and used the flash up close. that combination tends to make people look bad in pictures.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of you are completely inconsiderate assholes.


lol

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh it's him....upon verification.

what the hell did you do to your face, dude?

it's all puffy and weird.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who is that ugly hidden look-a-like on your left...wtf?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hear that.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

we polished off 5 bottles of wine, only intending to drink one. neither one of us have an off switch.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like the tail end of a six day bender. Awesome.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fight fight fight

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'd like to know just what kind of ill intent you think either of us would have by posting this. go ahead, let's hear it.

everyone knows by now that when i get drunk, i post pictures. did i post a picture of me fucking some girl on a website my ex girlfriend goes to? NOPE. me and chicagogirl, A PLATONIC FRIEND WHO HAPPENS TO BE A FEMALE THAT I HAVE NEVER FUCKED OR EVER INTEND TO FUCK, polished off a few bottles of wine and decided to do a drunk camwhore. the "buy me breakfast" line is an inside joke. we were talking about guys buying breakfast the next morning after a one night stand and i said i had never done it and i never would.

i don't really give a fuck if it hurts Lisa's feelings because i did nothing wrong. if she has a problem with it, that's for her to deal with on her own. i'm not about to play baby games over irrational jealousy. i refuse to be guilted into not being able to be myself or not doing things i would normally do.

i don't need any cheeky comments from you or bart or anyone else. bart is a 5 minute drive away and i won't hesitate to slap him like a bitch if he gets smart with me. believe that.

if you fucking people are so bored and in need of drama, go buy a fucking tabloid and read about the "tributes" to Anna Nicole Smith's disgusting life or Britney Spears going crazy.



now look what you made me do. i can't believe i just felt the need to explain myself to internet strangers. that just took my maturity level down a few notches... i really don't know why i still come here. there's a million other things i should be doing right now.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hidden you never said you were jim belushi you bastard

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??

LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.

WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.


EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??

NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK

ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!


YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.



----


TOOTH ES BWOOOOTAL

==========================================================================

I want to hear Caulaincourt say this again.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love hash browns from Waffle House.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not that anyone cares about what I have to say... but things like this make me sad. I hope it wasn't done with ill intent. Because if it wasn't, well cool... glad you guys took a picture together. If it was... :(

Yes, I said :(

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ugh

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??

LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.

WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.


EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??

NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK

ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!


YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.



----


TOOTH ES BWOOOOTAL


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"I hate it when bitches are always asking me to buy them soup."


Then stop picking up women at homeless shelters.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

me too, man... me too.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I hate it when bitches are always asking me to buy them soup.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHANEXLA?!?! THAT WHORE STOLE MY MAN!!

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:24:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

god damn it, answer us shannon/elexa.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked him too = (

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??

LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.

WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.


EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??

NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK

ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!


YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD HES INVADING OTHER PEOPLE'S CAMWHORES NOW


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


The fingerbanging was pretty Ace too.

Four digits, if I recall. Not bad, Shannon/Elexa.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

god damn it, answer us shannon/elexa.

are you the fingerbanging/handjob slut or not?



because if so, thanks for that handjob. it was sweet.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, chicagogirl looks like this chick named Elexa I fingerbanged on the lawn at a Dave Matthews concert back in '01.

Is your name Elexa?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hidden looks stoned



and chicagogirl looks very much like a girl named shannon who gave me a handjob in a bathroom when i was 15.

is your name shannon?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for making Lisa weeeep.

also: hidden you have had the same haircut for 4 years.

get it changed. you look like that dude from king of the hill.



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:34:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

whoa, man it's time to shave.
--------------------------------

and die

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

???

oh hidden you pimp master.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How can I resist THIS?

Let's have some more breakfast.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Perhaps she's Lisa's ex, or current, or mother.

Spill the beans, we need drama. DRAMA!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whoa, man it's time to shave.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WELL THEN CALL ME YOU THILLY GOOTH

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I to believe that there are men posing as women under superficial usernames?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:53:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

thats mah nigga

===========================================

mah nigga:

i'll be in your neck of the woods next week. i was hoping to see Les Paul before he kicks the bucket. he plays every monday at some club in Manhattan, so if you're not busy next monday and i actually make myself go, you should come.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're one to talk about class, bartholomew.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of you are completely inconsiderate assholes.


lol

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Herpecin model below.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of you are completely inconsiderate assholes.

__________

You can't leave us with just that!!!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats mah nigga

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of you are completely inconsiderate assholes.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:41:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


___________________________________________


I'm not at all sure what's going on, but it's got Lisa totally pissed off.

A solid +2 for that...



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I sense drama

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Very classy.


Do you wax each other's eyebrows?

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:33:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD HES INVADING OTHER PEOPLE'S CAMWHORES NOW


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
------------------------

ahahahaha

+2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of you are completely inconsiderate assholes.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So basically you're a whore who sleeps with Uberers in exchange for camwhores?

Works for me. What time can you come over?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-21 04:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD HES INVADING OTHER PEOPLE'S CAMWHORES NOW


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:24:52 (#)
Ranking: 0


Awwwww, widdle Hidden wooks wike he has a BIIIG FAAAAAT TUMMY WUMMY!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:20:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was gonna say "Boy hidden has really let himself go" then I realised from his comment that that's actually Hidden so now I'm not going to say it.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, it's just a bad angle. i'm looking better than ever nowadays.

--

At least we know HIdden's password hasn't been stolen.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD HES INVADING OTHER PEOPLE'S CAMWHORES NOW


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
------------------------

ahahahaha

+2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://tinyurl.com/2jne86

SFW


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, it's just a bad angle. i'm looking better than ever nowadays.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD HES INVADING OTHER PEOPLE'S CAMWHORES NOW


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Awwwww, widdle Hidden wooks wike he has a BIIIG FAAAAAT TUMMY WUMMY!!!!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was gonna say "Boy hidden has really let himself go" then I realised from his comment that that's actually Hidden so now I'm not going to say it.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have to buy her soup every sunday.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're hot. i'll buy you breakfast anytime. who's the dude. maybe he should buy you breakfast. i'm jealous. call me


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival