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Congratulations Virginia's 5th District (806 hits)

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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2007-02-21 02:47:57 EST

You could not have elected a more perfect example of the 'ignorant histrionic american' stereotype.

He even nails the voice. Watch this, it's fucking great:

Congressman Virgil Goode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCeC-Rx3SB0&eurl=

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When the commentary begins in the Middle East, in no way do I want to comfort and encourage the radical Muslims who want to destroy our country and who want to wipe the so-called infidels like myself and many of you from the face of the Earth. In no way do I want to aid and assist the Islamic jihadists who want the crescent and star to wave over the Capitol of the United States and over the White House of this country. I fear that radical Muslims who want to control the Middle East and ultimately the world would love to see "In God We Trust" stricken from our money and replaced with "In Muhammad We Trust."

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Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:15:33 EST (#)
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those are not FilthyAssistant® replies.

what is going on.

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I concur.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:30:16 EST (#)
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... needs more "We the people."

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:37:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:30:27 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:41:27 (#)
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oh, I forgot, auto -2 for being TheUniter.

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Is this who is behind that dicksnot alter?

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Good grief. Skeletor, you of all people should be keenly aware of my willingness to explain to people exactly how much of a cunt I think they are, without having to hide behind an alter.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:30:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:41:27 (#)
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oh, I forgot, auto -2 for being TheUniter.

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Is this who is behind that dicksnot alter?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:40:06 EST (#)
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he's playing his electorate, which is retarded. what do you expect?

btw...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:57:33 (#)
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PS: I NEVER leave the blinds open at night, and if forced to do so, I will check the wall behind my head to ensure there are no wandering red laser dots.

I think people are out to get me because they ARE. If reading the papers over the past 5 years has taught me nothing, it's that Big Brother is already here...we just don't know it yet!

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:52:21 (#)
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I hear rattling sometimes above the ceiling of my apartment...and I'm on the top floor. Only thing up there is attic space...and the Secret Service? FBI?

I talk to them sometimes as if I know they're listening. I call them motherfuckers and tell them how good their mothers and sisters were in bed.

I call them out by name, imagining that one might actually be right and they'll think I'm some kind of double agent mole.

When I used to talk to FA across the pond, we'd hear clicks on the phone line all the time. I pretty much KNEW someone was listening anyway, so we just started saying all the keywords and phrases we could think of, like "bomb" and "president" and "assassinate", daring Steve - that's what we called our personal NSA agent assigned to our file, Steve - to do something about us.

He hasn't yet. I think Steve actually took a liking to us after a while.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:41:27 EST (#)
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oh, I forgot, auto -2 for being TheUniter.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:31:58 EST (#)
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Eric Cantor's a bigger dick

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:00:10 EST (#)
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Do you live in the 5th District?
No?
Then shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:46:39 EST (#)
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meh.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:50:35 EST (#)
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Free Tibet

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:35:03 EST (#)
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even logged in as filthy you are fucking irritating ETS.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:32:34 EST (#)
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Yeah, rad is right. This doesn't seem like the filthy we normally all know and love... well, tolerate at least.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:30:51 EST (#)
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The Drake has seen better.

For example:
Anything.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:25:33 EST (#)
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huh

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:22:25 EST (#)
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The guy is an idiot.

We all know that the Euro will have "in Mohammad we trust" on it way before the dollar.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:58:12 EST (#)
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uninspired

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:49:36 EST (#)
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meh

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:15:33 EST (#)
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those are not FilthyAssistant® replies.

what is going on.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:06:24 EST (#)
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*YAWN*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:04:09 EST (#)
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How did ETS get your password?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:58:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:58:18 EST (#)
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In God we trust VS In mohammad we trust ?

Both of these we don't need to trust . If they afterwards appear not trustworthy , what do we do then ? Sue 'm ?

The problem are those hiding behind these suckers . Every (i repeat : every) religion states
that the map(name/label/whatever identifier) isn't the territory . Proper logic conclude's
the same . We are just suckers to trust anybody !

Trust is nice , to check is better ...

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:56:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:48:54 (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:35:32 (#)
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That's a great way to go: the rest of the front page sucks, let's all suck together.

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You've got comedy, drama, reality, some nice photos....everything you could possibly want right there. I see no need to add to it.

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Don't, then. It's true that for the most part I enjoy your posts. This one was alright, I just thought that was kinda weak response. but I never expected to win an argument against you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 06:51:43 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:35:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:10:16 (#)
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I'm saying Republicans being idiots is not what you'd call fresh.

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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:53:01 (#)
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And the rest of the front page is?

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That's a great way to go: the rest of the front page sucks, let's all suck together.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-21 05:21:14 EST (#)
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Ofcourse it has been done before.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:53:01 EST (#)
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And the rest of the front page is?

Listen to the way he say "TYYYYYYYYYYME" and "he-ah" - cracks me up. I'm easily amused.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:10:16 EST (#)
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I'm saying Republicans being idiots is not what you'd call fresh.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:02:54 EST (#)
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It's not news - it's comedy. You know, that thing that you don't get from Mind of Mencia.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:01:31 EST (#)
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It's not BAD bad, it's just not news.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:59:10 EST (#)
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If you don't find some old pinched voiced lunatic that has somehow been elected into a position of relative power in the Most Powerful Country in the World™ banging on about having Muhammed on the dollar bill amusing, then I just don't know what to tell you.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:54:03 EST (#)
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So the fuck what?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:49:05 EST (#)
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Wait, so Republicans are stupid now?! That material is GOLD!