ubertines ’07: final round matchup! (517 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.13 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2007-02-21 07:51:51 EST
ok, listen up.
yes, mr. shlongy, this is still going on.
my daddy is out kickin' ass and takin' names and pickin' up our new slurpee machine. so imma do this.
you were all good boys and a girl and nobody for-feit-ed.
there was a bad man, a sad man, gnomes, and a hetermosexual.
the big people have spoken, and they say, "needs more gritty love tales and pwnage of leprechauns."
mommy lishy and drogoroch, as Orgasmatron would say, "have fallen to shadow." he would also say something like "commendable efforts, both of you; sad to see you go." but he'd make it rhyme so you didn't feel so bad about not winning.
i like stories and for anyone who didn't read them yet you should. go here:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/ubertines07
this is the big one, so i didn't get to make any drawing at random from my philadelphia-fetal-flyers-cap-of-dead-last-in-the-league-seriously-guys-wtf-shame. your final round matchup is:
stagger_lee v. fungah
stories are due monday 2/26 @ 11:59pm eastern.
voting ends tuesday 2/27 @ 11:59pm eastern.
winner will be announced 2/28.
look at the cool picture i found. red eyes are bad ass.
kthxbye.
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Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-26 20:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99174
FIN
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-21 23:54:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a cool eyeball.
(did you know it wasn't valentines anymore?)
st patricks day.
is it too late for a st patricks writing comp?
.....
yes, miss ghola i know but i really like valentimes.
not too late. almost time for shamrock shakes. mmmmilkshakes!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, thanks for saving me the trouble of asking.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-22 08:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LNSKJANFAJKDNJNAKSDKJ
HONOURED TO COMPETE
GOOD GAME EVERYONE
IT'S ON IN THE FINAL ROUND
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
TUUUUESDAAAYYY
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-22 08:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wrote about our Hadley.
It's lovely, indeed... http://www.ubersite.com/m/99029
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-21 23:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a cool eyeball.
(did you know it wasn't valentines anymore?)
st patricks day.
is it too late for a st patricks writing comp?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:18:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Stagger_Lee- it's sweet that I made it this far, and I'm honored to have been beaten by you. mmm.
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COURSE it is.
Alright fungah, let's get this on. WAIT! I have an idea. I'll explain in the car. Let's ride.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh.. noob about to camwhore. might be fun.
I'm bored.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98963#2322184
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK Lishy... I'll try to work on part 2 soon. Just for you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I don't want revenge, silly..I just want the party I was promised. I'm sure it's worth waiting for.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But we hadn't gotten to you yet. A_D was supposed to tell that part of the story! It's his fault, not mine.
We could seek revenge on him together. Would that make you feel better?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
drogo- Here's a hint-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96306
mytee- don't think I've forgotten that the long since neglected post was about your visit to me.
*sobs*
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And by the way, A_D was going to write chapter two of the trip. I'm just waiting on him
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:18:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
drogo- O's away for a few days, and his rule is I have no rules when he's away. JUST so you know.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Where too?
*Books leave and looks for flights*
*taptaptaptap* (that was me typing by the way, nothing else promise)
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine feety - have your mom give me a call.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Stagger_Lee- it's sweet that I made it this far, and I'm honored to have been beaten by you. mmm.
And feeter, just WHAT is going on here? You asked if you could use the computer to make your post and then you were gonna play katamari damacy on the PS2. Just wait until your father comes home..
drogo- O's away for a few days, and his rule is I have no rules when he's away. JUST so you know.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh don't worry, mr drogo. she won't mind. she likes whores too.
and i hear daddy call her one all the time at night and she sure sounds like she likes it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:49:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
um..do you like whores, uncle mytee? i know you do.
'cause i know a few and i might could give 'em a call for you.
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If MyT says no; could I jump in? Just don't tell your mum, i'm secretly after her, but frustrated at the moment.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um..do you like whores, uncle mytee? i know you do.
'cause i know a few and i might could give 'em a call for you.
*or*, i could just tell mom about that time you left me strapped to the handlebars of that motorcycle while you went to visit one with mr. average_dan. whatev. and then your road trip got totally lame and died after i left. remember? i still miss the open road though.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety... you know I'm gonna have to tell her about this. I have a responsibilty as your Uncle and (probably) Godfather.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
psh- you can't kill me mr gank. and lishy would nevar.
not yet, uncle mytee. imma take my chances til she sleeps off her morning buzz.
*googles muppet porn*
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Aww, are you all surgically repaired after the coathanger incident? (http://www.ubersite.com/m/92283)
The Six Million Dollar Fetus! *cue slow-motion spring noise*
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-21 10:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety, does your mom know you are on the net young man?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well adieu to yet another competition. I want to wish both contestants a big 'Good Luck' I'm rooting for Fungah; but only because he beat me. Being beaten by the eventual winner will make me feel better some how.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no mr thorns, the voting ended last night so the new round just got born. thank you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit. I've been away from work since Thursday at off-site training and this just jogged my memory that I was supposed to post this a couple of days ago...
...or was I? I can't remember. When one's away from Uber for a week, a lot falls by the wayside.
Anyways, if I *was* supposed to, thanks for covering for me feety!
Love,
Uncle Thorns
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 08:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:54:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1ABORT
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-21 07:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1ABORT