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Or Not! : The Deluded Women of Hot or Not (899 hits)

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Rating: -0.52 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sarah (View user info) at 2007-02-21 14:43:13 EST


Seriously, ladies, did you have to ask.

(All actual Hot or Not photos.)

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you may be cute, but you're also sort of a bitch...


Why is appearance so important to you?


(please spare me the "oh you must be ugly" retort... I'm comfortable with myself and even if I weren't, at least I don't have to talk shit about other people to feel better about myself.)

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-02-22 03:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-22 02:16:02 (#)
Ranking: 1

The one in the grass is the only one that didn't hurt my eyes.

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I dunno, man. The chick leaning on the car...I'd pee in her butt.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-22 02:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The one in the grass is the only one that didn't hurt my eyes.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i love the last one...how she's trying to look sweet when you know she's sad inside and cries when she munches on a twinky to alleviate her pain.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the one top left might have been somewhat pretty in her time.

the others are vomit inducing.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the first one is probly 25 years older now than in the pic

the last one isnt terrible in a "im not trying too hard to look better than i do" kinda way


the "granny cleavage" in there i could do without

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pretty is as pretty does, my dear. Your doll-like face belies your swinish heart.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No offense

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:12:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:55:21 (#)
Ranking: -1

didn't someone here already do this before?

___

yeah I remember...only it was actually good.

I'd love a link to the other one.
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I did the other one. Put some effort into it next time darling.

Linkwhore : http://www.ubersite.com/m/96435

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the top left is actually pretty cute, in a "I assume that picture was taken in 1978" kind of way. But she's probably just a trailer park whore, really.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shut up and go fuck a black guy who likes the gargantuan size of your ass because most black women are ugly.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

loser two below



Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

I put Shlongy's photo in the Rancid hat up on HotOrNot last year and actually got a response from a 54-year-old SWF looking for some love. True story.


HAHAHA

I PUT ONE OF APOLLO UP. HE GOT AN AVERAGE 0.32

I WAS GOING TO USE IT AS AN ATTACHMENT HERE ONCE IT GOT LOW ENOUGH, BUT I FORGOT THE FAKE EMAIL I USED FOR IT AND LOST IT FOREVER.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

lets give you a +.5 from me. you did a pretty crappy job of this. There are much worse on that site than the ones you picked out.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what, I just put my profile back on the meet me thing last night, and i went through a bunch of girls from Illinois. There are some fugly bitches from this state. After a little while I started to habitually click no and skipped over a few pretty decent lookers by accident.

Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Survey says; NOT!!!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2ALTER.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the bottom one on the right isnt so bad, at least she's not ballooning out of the picture...

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for unoriginality
+2 for my coworker walking by and thinking I'm a sick fuck

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

not even slightly amusing, you could have put some amusing commentary in at least. You suck and not in the good way.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:55:21 (#)
Ranking: -1

didn't someone here already do this before?

___

yeah I remember...only it was actually good.

I'd love a link to the other one.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You never know they might be great in bed....

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Where's your HIDEOUS "hot or not" picture, and don't try and deny that you have one, toots.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

OR deluded NOOBS


YOU DECIDE

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

uh uh

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You could've picked much worse... also you better get on a treadmill and work some of that fat off your ass before you start passing judgement on other females!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Take out your soul and add it to this list.



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:43 (#)
Ranking: -2


So you checked out a webpage to find all the ugliest users and post them here?

Fucking lame.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a rarity, but I actually feel pity.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I put Shlongy's photo in the Rancid hat up on HotOrNot last year and actually got a response from a 54-year-old SWF looking for some love. True story.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


So you checked out a webpage to find all the ugliest users and post them here?

Fucking lame.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OR deluded NOOBS


YOU DECIDE

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

didn't someone here already do this before?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Drake just vomitted a bit in his mouth.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yo, you stupid fucking whore. One of those is my grandma....no bullshit. Here I was thinking that wrinkly bag didn't know how to work the fucking computer. I demand that you repost something to get this off the front page.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, is it me, or does the one on the bottom right have freakishly huge arms??

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-21 14:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure somewhere, someone has at one point or will at some time find each of these ladies attractive.

+2 for "do you even have to ask?"

I've often wondered what some of these folks are thinking!


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