Picture my bf took on Valentines day (1792 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.1 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-21 16:44:30 EST
People are complaning that my stories suck, but your all just bitter angry assholes who just want to see pictures and drool all over girls like me
now please let me post stories w/o attacking me for no reaosn, thanks
User Reviews
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My kind of woman.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and i love how "valentine's day" is july of 2006 on the date stamp
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need a sign for taped to the front of your fridge.
"Please Do Not Feed The Troll."
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to vomit
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I haven't heard of this particular alter, but now I wish I hadn't wasted 5 seconds clicking on one of its posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tee fucking hee
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 10:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so hot
Submitted by rrman80 (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot stuff.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA
Nice one.
You fucked up the date though.
Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Gavomit
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-03-14 06:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BLARRRFFFFFFF!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-09 16:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-09 16:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause you DO suck, and nobody cares about you. ps, its a shame yer so fucking ugly.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-09 15:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what scares the Chocolate Jesus out of me?
The sound of lingerie straps, hems and seams being put to their very limits of restrained engineering, resulting in the unholy sound not much different than that of a piano with all its strings being OVERTIGHTENED to the point of total collapse.
Your make-up looks great though...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-09 15:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maaaan...
i didn't even know this existed til like 5 mins ago. now i'm sorry i learned something new.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
err the date on the pic kinda kiils it
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-02-23 01:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear lord
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking two for the light hickey on your neck.
It's nice to know that somebody can get "THAT DRUNK" and still operate a camera.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another alter brought to you by George Michael.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-22 16:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There needs to be a lower number...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG you were so right! I can NEVER hope to get with a girl like you! I may as well lop off my penis since it will never enter your beautius visage!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bigger rack than you.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And again because this was funny!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you got beaten with the ugly axe, ugly staff, ugly broadsword and ugly baseball bat.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH
MY
GOD
WHY?!?!??!??!?!??!!?!?!?!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always treat alters as if they are real, because I'd like to think that they are. So that somehow, somewhere, I'd be hurting a real person's feelings.
But since this is blatantly obvious... what's the point?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear whoever is powering this stupid alter:
Are you really that fucking bored and miserable in your life that you feel the need to create an obviously fake persona and then run around acting like a complete asshole?
Word to the wise, generally alters aren't amusing except to the shit-stains who create them and a few other like-minded shit-stains.
Now be a dear and run along and douche with battery acid.
The only thing remotely amusing about this is you're using a pic taken in July & calling it Valentine's Day.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if I get that for valentines day, I hope it comes with a loaded pistol.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:26:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
valentines day is in july?
too ugly to be true
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great
now I can't find penis
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:18:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFAnywhere. Alter.
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That's twice you've robbed me reviews, I'm watching you boy!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS CAN NOT BE REAL. HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
valentines day is in july?
too ugly to be true
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, that does it...
i'm gay now
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFAnywhere. Alter.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you got beaten with the ugly axe, ugly staff, ugly broadsword and ugly baseball bat.
Submitted by Sack_of_Antlers (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I threw up in my mouth a little. Then I swallowed it and it was still better than this.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's girls like you who make guys like me the way we are.
Tho I do find humor in the fact that whoever this is had to look for and download this image onto their computer. Wait no, it's probably their girlfriend.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
BWaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95563#2320777
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I drooled on my own dick. Then beat off. With a soiled diaper.
Oh wait, there's a picture of a hot ass bitch. All that imagination work for nothing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WORST ALTER EVER
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something's wrong with your eyes. Did you piss off Cupid?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFAnywhere. Alter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY FUCK, SERIOUSLY? WAS THIS NECESSARY????
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and clean your teeth.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ALTER
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOT SAFE FOR EYES!!!!!!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I feel sorry for your mother.
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