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Not funny ha-ha, Funny like when a clown dies (662 hits)

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Rating: -0.12 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Luther (View user info) at 2007-02-21 17:04:17 EST


Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/21/colombia.clowns.reut/index.html

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

With an entrance fee of under 50 cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched its tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.

"The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them," one audience member told local television. "It was terrible."

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I know, I know... completely fucking unorigional. But I use the title in daily conversation quite often..... and I've never actually heard of a clown dying.

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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

*Random IT quotes*

And Pennywise is a clown, retard.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:05:05 (#)
Ranking: 1

Pennywise would have completely fucked that gunamns' weekend..seriously.

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Are you retarded? Pennywise are a bunch of faggots.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was going to write something really funny here....


Then my buddy came in , and we played that Doobie brothers-cd.
It's the next day now , and no idea what i was doing here...

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Bob.... how's Nat doin? Uber needs more Natophelia! And more SpikeGoddess! The UberChickies of late suck big hairy goat balls compared to those girls!!!!

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*weeps*

Oh but we try so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wails* "

Ohhhh, I'm sorry sweet cheeks. It's not that you're all bad (though some of the chicks do seriously suck big hairy goat balls... ) but those girls were... well they kicked ass and took names.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Bob.... how's Nat doin? Uber needs more Natophelia! And more SpikeGoddess! The UberChickies of late suck big hairy goat balls compared to those girls!!!!

____________

*weeps*

Oh but we try so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wails*

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-22 01:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pennywise was cool

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-22 00:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Bob.... how's Nat doin? Uber needs more Natophelia! And more SpikeGoddess! The UberChickies of late suck big hairy goat balls compared to those girls!!!!

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-21 23:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Don't you wan't a balloon? They float...

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame post. Pic reminded me of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space".

And I thought you were in prison after the Superman movies...

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Saved from a -2 because I like the title.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If I want to read a news story I'll watch Greta Van Sustren.

Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you retarded? Pennywise are a bunch of faggots.
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Seriously?????

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You heard too? Lawlz.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Serves them right.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:05:05 (#)
Ranking: 1

Pennywise would have completely fucked that gunamns' weekend..seriously.

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Are you retarded? Pennywise are a bunch of faggots.
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Seriously?????

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:05:05 (#)
Ranking: 1

Pennywise would have completely fucked that gunamns' weekend..seriously.

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Are you retarded? Pennywise are a bunch of faggots.

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-02-21 18:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pennywise would have completely fucked that gunamns' weekend..seriously.

Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Aybe he was hired to motivate the rest of the clowns to work harder

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

crap

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:12:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

..... and I've never actually heard of a clown dying.


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Clowns dont die?

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Nope, they're made out of dark matter.

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Submitted by sandsoftime (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Clown college = Path to immortality...

Who'd have thunk it?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

..... and I've never actually heard of a clown dying.


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Clowns dont die?

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Nope, they're made out of dark matter.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

..... and I've never actually heard of a clown dying.


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Clowns dont die?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i guess they weren't funny enough

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A
Solid
So What

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

awee fuck it.


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to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

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