What's Your Uberstory? Vol. sicosemen (563 hits)
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Rating: 0.75 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-02-22 09:53:10 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99017
I had nearly gotten the fourth sharpened, Dixon Oriole, 2/HB, lead pencil wedged into my ass for a still loose fit when I deteremined that shoving pencils in my ass was not what I should be doing with boredom. I was tired of playing chess on company time so I wanted to do something fun with my time that didn't require so much talent or "work."
Like DarthFaded, I was at work and was typing random URL's into the address field: i.e. http://www.ilovedicksslappingmeintheface.com , http://www.passtheherpescream.com ,or http://www.menwithsplintersintheirdicksarehot.com when I stumbled upon http://www.boredatwork.com I want to say that I stumbled onto ubersite from there but for some reason my dendrites, axons, and synapses are urging me to believe that it was all together different.
Knowing that I just have poison LSD seeping from my brain, I now realize that it was indeed bored at work that led me here. It's been one hell of a pony ride and I have never enjoyed dildo's in my ass more. I've been victimized, trampled, accused of being an alter (I'm still Method), played in other shennanigans, met an uber person, talked to a bunch, and seen more random people's naked bits then I care for.
Overall, I now use this place like a platonic crutch because I weak and gay...very, very gay. I no longer use pencils in my ass, and have advanced to mulitiple pretzel rods, salt still intact. I've rummaged through some great posts but those have been far outweighed by shit posts like this one. I've learned that you are all cummy and are some crazy fucks.
One thing that does need to be addressed is the way you sick fucks take things to personal extremes. People sending anything to someone at their place of employment in the intents that they get fired or for simple harassment is fucking ridiculous. You know who you are. There isn't much funny about that, or entertaining, or antying else. It's sickening.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have to return to my colony style family of inbred's, picking pubic lice out of my grandmother's crotch.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay I'll play.
like everyone else I got here through bored at work, at first i didn't bother with the uber links and mainly just went for improvanywhere sites etc... Then I stumbled across Mike00295 's 'Why male cheerleader Why?' and I couldn't remember ever laughing so hard, so I did the obvious, which was spend the rest of the work day reading his stuff, (I'm a terrible rapist, isn't suicide bombing a little extreme etc etc....) Then I thought, well if this is the calibre i can expect from ubersite then it must be site worth signing up for.
I should have really looked around a bit more.
I think when i first realised that Uber was unique was when I witnessed a internet fight between caulincourt and loki, I remember thinking woah! how are they getting away with this? so to be daring my first review ever went along to the tune of 'Go get Aids'.
I then lurked around for a few months before i got the guts to post something, i had never been more nervous in my life, but it got a decent response, so i gave myself a pat on the back and a parade.
Then scourge told me that all i contribute was 'mediocre at best' and it hurted my internet feelings so i stopped posting. Actually that's not true i'm just a lazy, lazy person and would rather pick on 2007 noobs than do anything that requires thinking.
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i'm sorry
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 14:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
i am guessing you are talking about yourself, for what you pulled wityh OathMeal, right?
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Care to explain this, where I didn't mention any names?
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What, you don't remember when OathMeal was whining ALL over the place about how you 'screwed' him over? I had no idea until he said it.
He made some fuckin huge post about it - do you want me to find it for you?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been craving a prawn cocktail for an hour now, you fuck.
Swan's Oyster Depot. At Polk & California in San Francisco.
The cocktail and chowder lunch special will make you blow your load.
No, it isn't fancy ass haute cuisine. Just good, simple, affordable food. Shove that French shit up your ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 14:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Johnny, explain your comment below about who sent something to who?
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? I haven't sent anything to anyone.
Caul is saying that I called him, and that I signed him up for some email spam. Of course, I've done no such thing, but he likes to be an ass.
btw, it's a felony to use the US Mail to commit shenanigans.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 14:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Johnny, explain your comment below about who sent something to who? If I am indeed wrong, please accept my apology. If you are the type that is doing such things, than I am justified in saying that you are pathetic. Good eve.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked your stuff and found you somewhat funny. Now, you can't paint yourself any more pathetic not to mention stalker-ish...one day you'll realize that kind of shit isn't funny.
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Simon, believe me when I tell you this - I am not calling anyone - Caulaincourt is making all this shit up just to cause trouble and get hits. If you'll read his last two posts, you'll see he even admits this.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked that picture.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay I'll play.
like everyone else I got here through bored at work, at first i didn't bother with the uber links and mainly just went for improvanywhere sites etc... Then I stumbled across Mike00295 's 'Why male cheerleader Why?' and I couldn't remember ever laughing so hard, so I did the obvious, which was spend the rest of the work day reading his stuff, (I'm a terrible rapist, isn't suicide bombing a little extreme etc etc....) Then I thought, well if this is the calibre i can expect from ubersite then it must be site worth signing up for.
I should have really looked around a bit more.
I think when i first realised that Uber was unique was when I witnessed a internet fight between caulincourt and loki, I remember thinking woah! how are they getting away with this? so to be daring my first review ever went along to the tune of 'Go get Aids'.
I then lurked around for a few months before i got the guts to post something, i had never been more nervous in my life, but it got a decent response, so i gave myself a pat on the back and a parade.
Then scourge told me that all i contribute was 'mediocre at best' and it hurted my internet feelings so i stopped posting. Actually that's not true i'm just a lazy, lazy person and would rather pick on 2007 noobs than do anything that requires thinking.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
People sending anything to someone at their place of employment in the intents that they get fired or for simple harassment is fucking ridiculous. You know who you are
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i am guessing you are talking about yourself, for what you pulled wityh OathMeal, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
me i yahooed bored at work, because i was.
i read uber for a while, which i found utterly boring at the time.
then i joined in for no particular reason and IT RUINED MY LIFE!!! :~(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dickarus -2ing above.
Seriously, who's alter is below?
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see why everyone blasts you. I think you're funny as shit. Very cute too according to the camwhores ;)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your Uberstory blows.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo, the fucking retard is just that, retarded. I don't know what his deal is, other than mild to severe retardation. I might try to give him a gold star sticker and maybe he'll perk up.
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Fair enough. I wil go give him a +2 on his post to pep him up. I reckon mummy either a)showed him far too much attention, or b) None at all.
We shall hug him and soothe him on soft fluffy cushions of +2's
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo, the fucking retard is just that, retarded. I don't know what his deal is, other than mild to severe retardation. I might try to give him a gold star sticker and maybe he'll perk up.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Using a 2/HB pencil is hard core man.
Did you piss in the weird new chaps soup? He seems to like you a lot.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Joey, it was me. I still play on yahoo...so look into getting an account on there if you'd like to play. You can always reach me at sicosemen.at.gmail.com and we can try to arrange a game that way. Hope to hear from you, bud.
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Cool. I'll drop you a line, either this weekend or next
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's try posting a few more times a day, fucknut.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus christ, you are worthless. Read what I wrote on that post, read what retro wrote, read anything in general instead of spewing shit directly from your lungs in the form of words. I really hope you are an alter, because if this is your real life persona, you got to be one miserable fuck. Holy fuck, you fail at everything, including being an arrogant fuck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i came, i saw, i conquered.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
once a plagiarist always a plagiarist. something like the boy who yelped wolf for the third and final time/
You say you play chess? My younger brother plays chess.. but can you last more than 20 moves?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so funny
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Joey, it was me. I still play on yahoo...so look into getting an account on there if you'd like to play. You can always reach me at sicosemen.at.gmail.com and we can try to arrange a game that way. Hope to hear from you, bud.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the pic.
BTW, talking of chess, I finally have my net connection back at home.
We should arrange a game some time. I vaguely remember you posting about playing people a while ago. Or that may have been someone else, in which case, ignore me, I'm a retard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-22 09:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
plagiarised!