SPT: I Think I Have a Problem (778 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.11 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by stronger than me (View user info) at 2007-02-22 10:36:42 EST
I'm not seeking advice on how to combat the issue, I want to find others like myself.
You see, I used to be such a wholesome young woman, always reading, always on time for class, always sitting in the front row, always participating, always paying attention. I would volunteer after school, take care of my grandmother in my spare time, even feed the homeless at the local soup kitchen on holidays. I was a model citizen, if you could call it that.
Then one day, while on the way to Bible study, I ran into this....man. I don't even think that "man" is the proper word to describe it. He was so horribly dirty and disgusting, so deliciously low. Needless to say he piqued my interest. He was an asshole, and owned up to it proudly. Maybe it was his Greek heritage, maybe it was something else. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but whatever it was, I wanted some.
We went out a few times. I was astounded by his alpha-male mentality. Dragging me to and fro, casually smoking, drinking, cursing, laughing. I was in awe. Maybe it was the hot summer breeze, maybe it was the roofie he put in my drink thinking I wouldn't notice, but I would do anything he asked. If only he would.
When he did ask me if I wanted to go back to his place, I responded quickly with an eager, "Yes, of course." All that I was hoping had a better chance of happening if only I could get him alone. The trip was long and I'd fallen asleep, midway. When I came to, I realized I was in a bedroom, maybe his bedroom. There were sexual devices, some fashioned out of wood, some leather, some steel-- all with an ominous look to them. I was wearing a leopard skin dress and brown heels, chained at the ankles.
I could hear him softly humming "The Wheels on the Bus" in the other room, but I wasn't scared. My body started to respond to him in ways that even I wasn't in control of. My back arched, I started to sweat and moan.
The door to the room open and he stepped in. He stood me up, but my knees kept buckling. He slapped me, hard across the cheek and stood me up again. I knew if I fell another time, it would be worse.
He had a camera in his left hand and began snapping pictures. I wanted him to touch me, kiss me, violate me. But all he did was take pictures. After what seemed like hours of flashing lights, I passed out again. When I woke, I was at home again, with this picture left on the bed beside me.
I want him back. But I can't find him. And this picture just serves as a reminder to me of what could have been, what I wish could still be. Please visit me, with your roofie filled drinks. I romise this time, I'll follow the rules.
User Reviews
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:31:25 EST (#)
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haha @ apollo
thanks CT
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER Legs post I missed out on!
I'm really slipping around Uber these days.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:46:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:53:14 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-01 21:22:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
hypocrite
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and you try to tell others about their shitty posts ""
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retaliatory +2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pssssst.....someone tell her she's black, not tan
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:22:46 EST (#)
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jesus matt, you have issues
however, my legs look tan in that picture
three cheers for natural tans :D
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WOULD HAVE DONE WELL. THAN GEORGEY WOULD HAVE FUNNELLED HIS MONSTER COCK INTO MY QUIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION POOP CHUTE.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-22 16:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Drake will spit on you.
Come to think of it, I have a plethora or bodily fluids just ACHING to be released right now.
You're welcome to them.
The Drake is naughty.
Very Naughty.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 16:27:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:59:16 EST (#)
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I have that dress
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:33:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:29:38 (#)
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He didn't want to fuck you because you're a disgusting brown-skin.
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU FILTHY SPEAR-CHUCKER!
-=-=-=-
Hahaha.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:24:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:44:25 EST (#)
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Not taking long means you still have time to "hit the gym", "clean the house" and "cook me some dinner".
It's a GOOD thing, toots.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He didn't want to fuck you because you're a disgusting brown-skin.
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU FILTHY SPEAR-CHUCKER!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, that's our George!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:28:34 EST (#)
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haha, it won't take long
what a disappointment
with a name like shlongy, shouldn't you be living up to it?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool pic
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:15:54 EST (#)
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Nice legs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:12:22 EST (#)
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You should reconsider. It won't take long.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:08:42 EST (#)
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Sure, line em up, I've got jaws of steel
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:08:18 EST (#)
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my mouth is preoccupied with someone else :)
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:07:57 EST (#)
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What about me Method?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:57:49 EST (#)
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Sure
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:55:07 EST (#)
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Any chance of you blowing me later?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more naked...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:31:52 EST (#)
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Damn, I was hoping for a pic of Method at the end.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:29:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:23:47 EST (#)
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I bet he gave you aids.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:20:42 EST (#)
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Do a chapter two about Alpha-Male Herpes, and how it battled out and defeated your already well entrenched STD's.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:16:07 EST (#)
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haha, big pimpin' style?
it's non-existent, unfortunately
as i left this message, this had 69 hits
woo for that number!
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:08:39 EST (#)
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1.5
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:08:26 EST (#)
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I was wondering, are the two extra d's in your username there to represent a double dose of your big pimpin' style? Just curious.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-22 11:03:31 EST (#)
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You are beautiful, almost as much as me, but still beautiful
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:56:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:50:20 (#)
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Stay away from the fuckin Greeks, they're bad news
method, can you come over and teach me how to do this? my lady friend is greek, her names Manoli, and she wants to take me to greece and im gonna learn this and do it there as a big romantic surprise!! please?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=THfOfnrB9HI
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:55:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:55:35 EST (#)
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So I've been needing some one to schackle to my bedpost....
Submitted by Sack_of_Antlers (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:52:16 EST (#)
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Greeks like it in the buttocks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:50:20 EST (#)
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Stay away from the fuckin Greeks, they're bad news
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:49:17 EST (#)
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hahahaha.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:47:18 EST (#)
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i enjoyed this
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:45:15 EST (#)
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I hate sitting at work with a '.....' in my pants; I mean it's always there but not normally as awake as it has been today.
p.s. I still have my handcuffs from a past job
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent stuff
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:43:28 EST (#)
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I just threw up in my mouf.....greeks are pretty fucking dirty, too.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-22 10:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good. would have been good on any day of the week.