A tender poem about wine (480 hits)
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Submitted by Hookhand (View user info) at 2007-02-22 13:24:12 EST
Many a chef
Whose daily toil
In Garlic, Wine and Olive Oil
Many a time is heard to say
"3 Fucking cheers for Beaujolais!"
Beaujolais white,
The perfect friend
To buttered scampi in a pan
A warm bouquet, a fruity scent
Seafood's perfect compliment!
Beaujolais red,
Cream of the crop
A crime to waste even a drop
Best to hide it on a shelf
it's not to share, it's for oneself!
Men on a date,
They often swear
Use of Beaujolais isn't fair
Share half a bottle and just watch
Her give you access to her crotch!
Apologies,
Perhaps this poem was too rude
It should be about wine and food
I'm sorry if it was too blunt
But something had to rhyme with Cunt!
And so,
3 fucking cheers for Beaujolais
Hordes of men are heard to say
Sous chefs, Cuisinarts and such
But also, and just as much
Men whose culianry skills
End with microwaving meals
An have no care for red or white
But merely getting ass tonight
I love Beaujolais
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*shakes head*
*mumbles*
*walks off*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:59:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:59:25 EST (#)
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I really don't need to be reminded about wine right now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:35:42 EST (#)
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You're lucky O-tron isn't here, he'd give you a vertible oenological beatdown...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You drink wine, I'll make 'em whine...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-02-22 15:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:33:32 (#)
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You lost a mark. This should be labelled SPT. Shit Poetry Thursday.
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That's a good point.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At least it wasn't a tender poem aboot whine, like most of the poetry on here is
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the gay is this?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:27:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:30:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
your poem reeks of Beaujolais
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This review reeks of Shitty Alter!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could write poems. I try sometimes but it never works.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-22 14:19:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Orgasmatron's away. Thanks for a fix.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You lost a mark. This should be labelled SPT. Shit Poetry Thursday.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:30:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your poem reeks of Beaujolais.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Category: Politics -> Afghanistan
Ha!