The Coffee Cup pt.2 (331 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2007-02-22 18:46:55 EST
Walking briskly through the door with shoulders slumped and brow furrowed, he headed for his beamer. His left arm dripping coffee in a trail away from the scene. He whipped the arm mid-air to shake away excess before making his way to the car's trunk. Opening it, he removed his button down shirt and threw it to the back corner. "mother fzkzkd..." he hissed through his teeth, looking back to the coffee shop at the offending party. He stared venomously then climbed into the car and drove away. As he left the parking area, the ridges slowly flattened and his posture returned to normal. The agonized grimmace curled into a tight smile. "mother fkknonef... I," he paused, shaking his head, "CAN'T BELIEVE HOW EASY THAT WAS!" He yelled in the privacy of his car, ignoring speculative glances. "I... CAN'T...BELIEVE...HOW...EASY...THAT...WAS! He yelled shifting to second and rocking powerfully in the seat as the car jetted forward. "Saul was right, all you have to do is flirt with his stupid ass. haa-HAAAA!" He flipped his cell phone open and lifted it to his ear. "Hey Karen, yeah. Good morning. Listen, Jeff Laugherty quit this morning. I KNOW, who knew? Anyway, please call Ms. Brickson & Mr. Posh for follow up interviews. Thanks very much and I'll see you in about twenty minutes."
He flipped the phone closed.
"Friggin hilbillies... read something for Chrissakes!"
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-17 04:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this really wasn't understood. I laughed.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-24 08:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's kinda funny. straight -2. It's not a bad twist, just happens to put a gay person in a position of authority. I got decent scores when it was gay-unfriendly.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-02-23 07:47:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:54:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:52:46 EST (#)
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sex
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:48:05 EST (#)
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8 to go
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 19:33:38 EST (#)
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