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cocksuckers and all other jumballo jellosucking bastards in need of a little assistance on your way (498 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: -2 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-22 20:28:14 EST


YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN NEED OF LASHINGS NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO END IT ALL> RID THIS WORLD OF YOUR PRESENCE WITH A TIMELY DEATH DONT HESITATE OR DELAY BECAUSE THIS CHANCE MIGHT PASS YOU BY AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME AND THAT IS A BIG NO NO YES SUICIDE I AM REAL SERIOUS DONT TAKE ME HALFHEARTEDLY BECAUSE THEN THERE IS A CHANCE THAT YOU MAY SUFFER A STROKE AND THAT WOULD BE A BIG FUCKING SHAME BECAUSE WHAT WE ARE AIMING FOR IS A QUICK OR SLOW SELF INDUCED DEATH WITH THE EMPHASIS ON DEATH THE HONOURABLE WAY BY YOUR OWN HAND YOU PRIMATES THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE AND I HAVE PROVIDED AN AMPLE TUTORIAL THAT WILL INSTILL THE WAYS OF SUICIDE ON YOU BEGONIASUCKING PETUNIAS DIE SLOW MOTHERFUCKER DIE SLOW MY .44 MAKE SURE ALL YO KIDS DONT GROW

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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:48:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE
-------
you first, cum guzzler

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

normally the rule is one a day but you might want to go with one a year.

or none. none sounds good for you too.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Unlucky, asshole.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Really, you ought to go for it. Maybe your vigorous defense of creationism will pay off.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too bad that opens a text file, dipshit.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

die arab wigger

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just leave, you worthless asslick.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PS. I clicked that link, and if it does happen to work on a PC, my MAC is immune!

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't let us stop you

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Allow me to be first.


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