to all the shit eaters who have the hidden desire to submerge themselves in another mans shit eat a dick you dirty unkept has been chlamydia laden shits suck on a testicle and let me know how many licks until the middle (2386 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.3 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-22 21:17:58 EST
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE QUITE REBELLIOUS ARE YOU NOT YOU THINK YOU CAN CIRCUMVENT THE SYSTEM NO THAT IS AN UNTRUTH YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO YOUR DISEASE YOUR OBSESSION WITH FISH AND THEN YOU WILL JUMP IN THE OCEAN TO EAT A FISH SACK BUT ALSO THE SPERM WHALE WILL NURSE YOU ALONG WET ITS ASS IT WILL WET YOURS SO YOU WILL PURSUE A LIFE IN THE OCEAN WITH YOUR COLD BLOODED DICKBUDDIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU SAY I DONT KID YOU AS THE SURF ROLLS ON YOU WILL SWIM TO UNPRECEDENTED DEPTHS AND FIGHT THE MIND BOGGLING PRESSURE TO LET THE SHARKS NIBBLE ON YOUR ASS WHILE YOU PERFORM A DRY CLEANING ON HIS BRETHREN BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU WILL THEN PENETRATE YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHARP TOOTH IT WILL SERVE ONLY TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE FINALLY CLEANSED OF THIS TERRIBLE DISEASE WHEN IN FACT YOU WILL ONE DAY LET A SHARK TAKE YOUR TOOTHPICK IN ITS MOUTH AND IT WILL CHOMP DOWN AND THEN YOU WILL BE IN ESSENCE A EUNUCH HOWEVER YOU WILL ENJOY THIS ROLE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR BUTTBUDDIES CONCENTRATE ON THEM AND PUT THEIR NEEDS FIRST INDIGNANT ASSHOLE SUCK A FAT SHARK TAIL AND HOPEFULLY ONE DAY YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP AND A SHARK WILL EAT YOU ALIVE OR YOU WILL SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WHERE THE OCTOPUS AND GREAT BIG MYSTERY SQUID WILL HOLD YOU CAPTIVE POKING YOU WITH ITS TENTACLES UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE DRY ORGASM AND EVENTUALLY DIE THE HARD WAY SUICIDE IS A FAR BETTER ALTERNATIVE AND YOU GO OUT WITH A BANG NOT TO FADE AWAY AS YOU WOULD IN THE FIRST CASE HAHAHAHA TAKE MY ADVICE TO HEART AND DO EVERYONE A FAVOR THE FOLLOWING IS A TUTORIAL ON THE INS AND OUTS OF SUICIDE SO TO SPEAK AND I HOPE YOU ARE A QUICK LEARNER OH AND YOU MAY SAY HE IS TRYING TOO HARD TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE BUT I SAY THAT IF 1 EVEN ONE OF YOU SON OF A FIST FUCKING LIZARD LICKING HERPES INFECTED IGNORAMOUS BITCHES DIES THEN THAT WILL JUSTIFY ALL THE MEANS TO AN END
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-30 08:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, dude. I dont like people much either, but I can't help but be kind to most of 'em anyway!
Uber will not get the best of Sage...know this!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-10-30 05:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-30 04:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this dude reminds me of majul cartoons
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed the terrible nature of this post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I likes it.
It's angsty.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cake or Death?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that's it - I am going to stalk you now, TABARNAK - what is your phone number?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:51:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
normally the rule is one a day but you might want to go with one a year.
or none. none sounds good for you too.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-02-23 01:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-23 00:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caul
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-22 23:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Does this mean I can't come in your mouth anymore?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-22 23:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet you have a pretty smile
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks to those who responded to role call. I am sure you made perfect attendance in elementary school. All others, who skipped class, you have detention with this prick shlongy, in his airtight dungeon.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:28:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we broke him. Beers all 'round!
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Cheers.
And oh yea, haven't we reached the point where bart bans this guy? I hope so.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:04:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
have some flaxseed oil you miserable bitch.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know how you can expect anything else.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-22 22:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You put the "fuckhead" in "loser".
Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ridiculous.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh....I think your caps lock is stuck.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we broke him. Beers all 'round!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf, i am not reading all that
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PERIODS ARE FOR WOMEN!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
COOL
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT GOING TO READ ALL THAT
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care what you say, I still like fish.