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Hickory Dickory Dock... (405 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -2 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-02-23 09:01:17 EST


Method was sucking my cock.

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 18:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

absolutley certain this is an alter now

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-23 23:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wipe the cum off your chin.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-23 22:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-23 22:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf?

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-23 21:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

namedropminustwo

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome to your review Mr S. Alter.

Your review is comprised of 3 elements which I feel I should share with you.

The first part will relate to something good from the post, first piece of bread.
We shall then have a second part which will deal with what is bad or shit from said post.
The third and final part shall again express something good, the second slice of bread.

The point of this is to give you feedback that gives both good and bad elements; but leaves on a good element so you can at least feel buoyed by it. This approach is referred to as a 'Shit Sandwich'.



Your review:

Shit - Hold the bread.


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just.......just.....just.......

unbelievable.

*takes off spectacles and massages temples in dramatic fashion*

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The clock struck two,
I shot my goo....


EEeeeeeh!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this a true story?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:02:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

allow me.


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

based on actual events

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boooring.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-23 09:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

allow me.


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