Adhering to this Ubermadness Contest ;Attention, Attention, Will all rise, the honourable jude DesolateMisanthrope is now presiding: (782 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.59 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (View user info) at 2007-02-23 11:54:06 EST
I have been following along with this Contest (at a distance) and I would like to say that I for one am apalled that there is no prize for the winning contestant. This is a complete and utter tragedy. What kind of a contest has no prize? I'll tell you, a Mock contest. Now, what kind of a prize is universal, or in this case "uberversal"? No, it is not money, dont play dumb, we can all surmise what it is. And if you cant, let me say it in plain words. In the spirit of competition I will buy a free, all expenses paid, one month access membership to the PORN SITE of your choosing. I dont care if it is gay, lesbian, interracial, transvestite, gay midget, girl on girl, guy on guy, gangbang, , ... well, you get the idea. There are no exceptions. This is the part where you may crack jokes and shit, I say go ahead. This is no scam, and it is definitely no joke. THERE IS NO CATCH OR PLOY. I would ask that you please dont -2 this off the front page, in the interest of getting increased coverage. If you do, I certainly cannot stop you and I will be forced to post the link to this page elsewhere. Yes, the ante has been upped, the stakes have increased. If you ineligible to win then tough. You can always vote for the person who you think is most deserving of the accolades and the prize. That is the hammer. Court is adjourned.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98998
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99053
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:44:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Jesus H. Christ!
What the fuck is wrong with you all?!
IT IS JUST A DUMB FUCKING INTERNET BASED CONTEST WITH NO PRIZE EXCEPT A "GOOD FOR YOU."
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-21 15:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
ENJOY THE RICHES THAT COME WITH THE TITLE, JACK! YER DA BESTEST!!!
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User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
je suis desolee
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You miserable pile of camel shit.
I bet your poor sack of shit whore mother regrets the refused offer of a backyard abortion now.
You utterly foul shit stain on the fabric of society.
Scumfuck
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get the fuck off my posts, alterboy.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, Bret.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:02:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm guessing you will never have a post that will last on the front page more than 10 minutes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting stupidity.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the best (worst?) alter ever.
Ever!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah...you're right.
I usually add on a couple of dozen points when I'm quoted.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We think you're great. You can tell by your ratings.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schllongy
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I thought you of all people could have some gratitude
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, you're worthless.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the one that says you won this "contest.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is a certifying link?
'The Search for the Certifying Link,' an Anthropology Week special, only on the History Channel.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-23 14:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I almost forgot to -2 a post of yours. Silly me.
Eat shit and die.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
come on now jack. are you the winner? post the certifiying link with your porn site and I will make good on my promise. If you do not want the prize, you must defer to your right hand man who you think is second most worthy and I will send him the username and password upon receiving his choice.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHIT
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BYE.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:57:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes about as much sense as tits on a tricycle.
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I'd like a one month membership to http://www.titsonatricycleandotherbiomechanicaloddities.com
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Some around here don't give a fuck about prizes and such .
Life's fucked them up that much, they see it for what it is : Emotional luggage.
Life's at his best, when there's nothing left to lose, but that life.
Get a life first, you need one...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
death
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-23 12:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm guessing you will never have a post that will last on the front page more than 10 minutes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes about as much sense as tits on a tricycle.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It ends in 3 minutes anyway, assbite.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to your review Mr S. Alter.
Your review is comprised of 3 elements which I feel I should share with you.
The first part will relate to something good from the post, first piece of bread.
We shall then have a second part which will deal with what is bad or shit from said post.
The third and final part shall again express something good, the second slice of bread.
The point of this is to give you feedback that gives both good and bad elements; but leaves on a good element so you can at least feel buoyed by it. This approach is referred to as a 'Shit Sandwich'.
Your review:
Shit - Hold the bread.