Budget Chart for the UK (Warning: Contains Chips) (18954 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: B@W
Rating: 1.85 on 95 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by King TTOM the 1st (View user info) at 2007-02-23 16:00:18 EST
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2008-08-14 13:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boret at work kicks sss
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2007-10-05 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-09 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
99099!!!!!!!!!!
that and in terms of Colin...he was the principal investigator for the Beagle 2 Mars lander project, part of European Space Agency's 2003 Mars Express mission.
Apparently.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-09 13:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-08 05:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're no better than anyone else's, except definitely yours. I'm just saying you suck shit and that there is tonnes of shit on this site that wasn't submitted by you OR me that deserves to be put on display before this stupid piece of shit.
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I never claimed otherwise, frankly I don't think this is near good enough for b@w, though I would dispute your claim that your posts are better than mine since I don't just copy and paste the lyrics to a song and add a gif of a dancing nazi.
Plus I'm not an inbred, sister-fucking, chromosome 21 times 3 mongoloid like you are, you tiny cocked shrew rapist.
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This just made my day.
24 carat mongoloid gold.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're no better than anyone else's, except definitely yours. I'm just saying you suck shit and that there is tonnes of shit on this site that wasn't submitted by you OR me that deserves to be put on display before this stupid piece of shit.
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I never claimed otherwise, frankly I don't think this is near good enough for b@w, though I would dispute your claim that your posts are better than mine since I don't just copy and paste the lyrics to a song and add a gif of a dancing nazi.
Plus I'm not an inbred, sister-fucking, chromosome 21 times 3 mongoloid like you are, you tiny cocked shrew rapist.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're no better than anyone else's, except definitely yours. I'm just saying you suck shit and that there is tonnes of shit on this site that wasn't submitted by you OR me that deserves to be put on display before this stupid piece of shit.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-07 10:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W !
It's about time !
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-07 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-07 08:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No wonder nobody looks at ubersite anymore, underselling this site is a pretty big achievment, but somehow bart manages to do it.
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Yes because your "contributions" are so much better than everyone elses.
You fucking twat.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-07 08:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No wonder nobody looks at ubersite anymore, underselling this site is a pretty big achievment, but somehow bart manages to do it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W??
Well - a million immortal monkeys on a million keyboards will eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare.
And leave a cloying stench of monkey shit.
YOU ARE ALMOST THERE TTOM.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Knickers!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-03 22:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:31:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats my first ever B@W, I have now officially beaten Uber at everything.
I quit.
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I really can't belive that this is your first B@W. Christ people really don't understand what a talented little fucker you are.
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2007-03-03 10:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats my first ever B@W, I have now officially beaten Uber at everything.
I quit.
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Lawl.
Good post; me gusta. And congrats on B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-03 02:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W???
Of all the TTOM posts, it's this one??
Oh well, better this than nothing, congrats!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats my first ever B@W, I have now officially beaten Uber at everything.
I quit.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats--- B@W!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, not so casual violence. I liked it, well done.
Submitted by Aesthetic (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hah. Newcastle.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
super duper!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-01 05:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats B@W!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The first post to make me actually laugh in quite a while.
Bravo!
Ya wee jobby.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait HOW DID I NOT RATE THIS?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-26 11:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-26 11:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm crumpets look deelish... i heart my tea.. love it hot with milk and sugar or iced with enough sugar to kill 5 somalian children.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-26 07:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coffee? Pish-posh. I didn't realise my well earned shillings and pence went towards foreign stuff, tea comes from good Empire stock and is therefore good for one's constitution, cures cancer and brings mortgage rates down. I shall be writing a strongly worded letter of umbrage to the Tea Council.
I'd minus you for making me want nothing more than a giant bloody sack of bourbons now, but as it's you you're immune.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-26 01:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CRUMPETS ARE DIFFERENT TO MUFFINS
SHIFTONE
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-25 04:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so english muffins and crumpets are the same thing?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-24 15:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck garabaldies, bourbons get what they want cos they earned it
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-02-24 15:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And not even a garabaldie in sight!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-24 15:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was intelligent witty and funny.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-24 15:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, tuppance
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-24 13:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79779
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-24 13:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there's now snorted out coffee on my screen from sweeps chim chiminey... thanks
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-02-24 12:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-24 10:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I rated this before, but just to be sure...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-24 07:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-24 07:16:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, the currency system in the UK makes no fucking sense. GO BASE 10 ALREADY, PEOPLE!!
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Why Halo Thar 1971
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-24 07:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I order myself a London Fog and drink it with my little finger in the air. Then I generally feel like a complete fuckhead and stop.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-24 07:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, the currency system in the UK makes no fucking sense. GO BASE 10 ALREADY, PEOPLE!!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-02-24 03:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Oh what good things mother makes
If you're gonna take tea
Won't you take it with me
What a gay time it will be
Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Please make sure that nothing breaks
The china's so dear and the treacle so clear
And I'm glad that you are here
Milk and sugar
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am
(trumpet solo)
Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
I'm so full my tummy aches
How sad it must end
But I'm glad I've a friend
Sharing cups and cakes with me
And cakes with me...
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-24 03:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody hell
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-23 22:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, you missed out the massive budget for bribing referees in favour of the Old Firm.
+2 Scottish Oblivion.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-23 22:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All this is true.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you dirty scottish muckfucker
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't drink most tea, too bitter. Everyone in the South thinks I'm insane. Herbal tea with lots of honey is good though.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:44:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:34:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on liking tea. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't like it, but generally; I'm indifferent.
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This is because you have not yet sampled the delights of http://www.wallbike.com/oddsnends/jpg/tea3.jpg
In more tragic news, I have yet to find an american supermarket that sells crumpets.
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Thanks FA. I'll check it out. If I find crumpets, I'll let you know. My stepdad is from England and I imagine he might know such a place; if it exists. Of course, he's in Wisconsin though..not IN.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In Northern Ireland, we also drink Harp.
Harp is commonly known, in other countries, as "horse piss".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:34:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on liking tea. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't like it, but generally; I'm indifferent.
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This is because you have not yet sampled the delights of http://www.wallbike.com/oddsnends/jpg/tea3.jpg
In more tragic news, I have yet to find an american supermarket that sells crumpets.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Guinness.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on liking tea. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't like it, but generally; I'm indifferent.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scrogger?
Thats fucking funny
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.tea.co.uk/
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-23 18:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NERRRRRRRRRD
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, the guy you put as 'scum' - is he the guy who won millions of pounds in a lottery and is genreally just a fuckwit?
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Yeah thats the duder, Michael Carroll.
Now THERES a poster child for eugenics
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, the guy you put as 'scum' - is he the guy who won millions of pounds in a lottery and is genreally just a fuckwit?
I remember reading a few articles on him...
And don't the Royals pay tax now?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loads of hate below. YES!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE WRONG!
They're called cookies, not "biscuits"
They're called english muffins, not "crumpets"
They're called french fries, not "chips"
anyone who drinks tea is clearly a faggot.
Out of touch yahoos running the place are everywhere, which means YOUR COUNTRY IS NOT SPECIAL.
The middle class and upper class are only separated my a level of incest.
The lower class are everywhere.
your pop music is just as shitty as our pop music, so congradulations on SUCKING.
Scotland is a city inside Ireland.
Whales is just a part of Norway, which is still ruled by vikings.
England is a horrible city where garbage fills the streets, and education is banned.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chip chip cherrio!
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I read anything about British $ I have a mild aneurysm. That said I enjoy lines.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:31:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
the americans and brits guzzle that shit like water, and still fail to give credit where credit is due. terrorist coffee anyone?
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gay off Bradley
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If that's really ETS, I'll be severely disappointed. I actually kinda liked him and thought we got along OK. *shrug* ah well.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-23 17:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop trying to push the sheep thing off on the Welsh. Everyone knows Scotland (with the possible exception of Wyoming as prev. noted) has the most sheep scroggers per capita.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
teehee
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, so thats what a crumpet is? The word sounds soooo tastey but that just doesnt look tastey at all. I'm deeply saddened.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They work into the NHS budget for heart failure
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where do deep fried mars bars work into the budget?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
about Brad...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:57:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: I NEVER leave the blinds open at night, and if forced to do so, I will check the wall behind my head to ensure there are no wandering red laser dots.
I think people are out to get me because they ARE. If reading the papers over the past 5 years has taught me nothing, it's that Big Brother is already here...we just don't know it yet!
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:52:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear rattling sometimes above the ceiling of my apartment...and I'm on the top floor. Only thing up there is attic space...and the Secret Service? FBI?
I talk to them sometimes as if I know they're listening. I call them motherfuckers and tell them how good their mothers and sisters were in bed.
I call them out by name, imagining that one might actually be right and they'll think I'm some kind of double agent mole.
When I used to talk to FA across the pond, we'd hear clicks on the phone line all the time. I pretty much KNEW someone was listening anyway, so we just started saying all the keywords and phrases we could think of, like "bomb" and "president" and "assassinate", daring Steve - that's what we called our personal NSA agent assigned to our file, Steve - to do something about us.
He hasn't yet. I think Steve actually took a liking to us after a while.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The UK was originally a number of seperate countries that were united in ages past to become the United Kingdom.
Although we are one country we still retain our individual identities and have to some extent our own laws and governments
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent, but I'm a bit confused at the flag part.
There are, like, different parts to over there?
I thought you were all wonderfully, identically "British."
**runs very fast**
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:31:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
the americans and brits guzzle that shit like water, and still fail to give credit where credit is due. terrorist coffee anyone?
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gay off Bradley
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the americans and brits guzzle that shit like water, and still fail to give credit where credit is due. terrorist coffee anyone?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD HEAVENS MISS YAKAMOTO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:04:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
i love the word Posh.
for us it's slang for "lame" or "unskilled"
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What a coincidence.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im sorry i was mean i didnt liek this post i didnt understand it but im sorry anyway and ill try to be nicer even though you said i was ugly when yoU KNOW thats not true!!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I took a dump in England when I was over there.
That was the highlight of THAT trip.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hell, you had me all excited. I thought I was going to see two cops in tight uniforms riding motorcyles.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
i found a typo... you spelled BOSH incorrectly!
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:05:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Derka Derka
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HAHAHAHHAHA I love you both!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i found a typo... you spelled BOSH incorrectly!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Derka Derka
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love the word Posh.
for us it's slang for "lame" or "unskilled"
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always a laugh thank you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Incrementally more interesting than Johnny McVirgin's budget chart.