10 Hours of Random Thoughts, or Shut the Fuck Up Danny Frazier (1384 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-02-25 00:33:56 EST
No offense. It's bloggy. The family left me alone for much of the day, so I created a Word document, and wrote down these random things...pretty much every time I passed my office. Mainly, throughout the day, I was trying to clear the clog from my bathtub...and doing laundry. My tenant really needs to shave his balls or something. It's still clogged up. Flame away. I don't care. I'm quite drunk and happy.
ps, pannerplant seems to be an asshole.
Do not enjoy:
When I was a kid, my dad had a placard in his office that read: "Never trust a man who doesn't drink." I think that had a profound effect on my life.
I really like Muse. They take a lot of elements from the music of my day and blend them into art. Their front-man is a good singer, guitarist, and keyboardist. Wow.
I'm part Scottish. Family names include: Frazier, Spencer, Thompson (hey look, Spencer Thompson), Sexton, Lawson, Montgomery, Polley, McKenzie, and MacDonald. I'm not sure all of those are Scottish. They might be. I'm still Scottish. Fuck you.
Freddie Mercury was an interesting person.
Lionel Ritchie is under-appreciated. I like that song "Hello."
Is it me you're looking for?
Kentucky kicks ass.
My boss looked surprised when I told her I own guns. My boss is awesome. Pretty hot, too. I wouldn't kick her out of bed. PS, I've never kicked anyone out of bed.
I'm tired of extracting my tenant's pubes out of the bathtub. I think I'm going to have to say something. I didn't want to. He buys me a lot of beer. Still...pubes.
If I ever have another daughter, I'm going to name her Rowan. Rowan is a pretty name. It might be Scottish.
I named my only daughter after a Shakespeare character. I'm not telling you what it is.
I have a particular cat that won't leave me alone. It's somewhat endearing and annoying at the same time.
We got Randy Johnson back. It should be an interesting year. Still, I'm sad we let Luis Gonzalez go.
FG is Scottish, too. This makes me happy. I'm hoping she will someday sing "Danny Boy" to me. "Danny" is my real name. It was "Dan" until a couple of years ago. Long story. Not very interesting.
My main flirt-victim at work just got engaged. I'm very happy for her. She flirts too. She flirts a lot. Moreso than I do. This, I like. She and her husband-to-be are something like the perfect couple. I like them.
Damn. Muse is good. Listening to them now. I'm also downloading some Jerry Jeff Walker.
I like beer. A lot.
How did I get so lucky? Hmmm. Luck, I guess. That's why they call it "luck."
You know who could sing? Lou Rawls. That fucker could sing. Even Sinatra said so. And Sinatra was God.
"Was God." Interesting phrase.
If I could go back in time and hang out with someone, it would be Mark Twain. I think we would have fun together. Lots in common.
I had an uncle who looked like a young Mark Twain. He died in an auto accident in his thirties. This was a long time ago. Twenty years of more. I would have liked to have gotten to know him better. He had a son. I don't really know his son, but he seems decent, from our brief interactions. Live life. Your day will come sooner or later.
The years get shorter as you get older. Sorry.
Every time I sit here, this fucking cat gets in my lap. I think I said I loved this. I lied.
My dad left us to be with the wife of a former grad student of his. He's married to her now. I suppose I never forgave Dad for this. I could never leave my child. She's everything to me.
Listening to The Pogues now. You know, that woman who sang that Christmas song with them died in an accident too. Far too young. Live life now, fuckers. She was lovely.
George C. Scott was my fifth cousin (once removed). Patton. Suck it.
I don't hate a lot of things, but I hate racists. Sure is a lot of racism in this country. I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of a lot a racists. Let's have a war.
My favorite book is "Brideshead Revisited." I'm not gay. Evelyn Waugh was a bit of a racist. Alas, it was a different era. No excuse for it now.
The freezer. What a nice invention.
I'm listening to Audioslave now. Fucking rocks.
Family's back. No more music.
My wife won't stop talking to me. What is it about wives?
Smurfs, eh? I like the Smurfs. Not really, but you're a cute kid, so I'll say so.
In America, we say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." What do you say?
"This ain't a scene; it's a goddamn arms race." Those guys pretty much suck, but it's a catchy tune. It's been in my head since the family got home.
Experima might be Method; I'm not sure.
LittleMonster sure is cute.
My little brother is awesome. He spent some time in jail and found Jesus. To his credit, he lost Jesus soon thereafter.
My little brother is awesome.
Jack's a good writer. What is it with the anti-poor, anti-black, anti-Mexican, anti-woman thing?
I wonder what LittleMonster looks like. Doesn't matter. I'm going to marry her.
FG and I are going to have beautiful little Scottish babies. The first girl is going to be called Rowan. The first boy? I don't know. She can name him.
You want me to leave the SpongeBob light on for you? (Last thing my wife said before she went to be, implying that I was to sleep in the guest room.)
Jesus. There sure are a lot of horny, unsatisfied guys on Uber. I know Gnarls is cute and all, but ... Jesus.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:10:42 EDT (#)
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I named my only daughter after a Shakespeare character. I'm not telling you what it is.
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Miranda?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-18 21:10:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:46:05 EST (#)
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rowan...heh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:31:02 EST (#)
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All the members of Fall Out Boy are hereby invited to lay on some railroad tracks so I can empty my bowels all over their faces before the locomotive comes down the line.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK So now I love you..
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-02-26 04:00:09 EST (#)
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my eyes always hurt, but they are a neat blue
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-26 02:55:51 EST (#)
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I don't know why, but I really sort of like you.
PS "don't ever trust a man that doesn't drink" indeed.
But what about men named "Dan/Daniel/Danny"? I haven't figured THEM out yet.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:26:55 EST (#)
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Slip inside.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-25 22:59:38 EST (#)
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Do not enjoy:
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That sorta tailed off, huh?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-25 22:44:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:37:27 (#)
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My back hurts and I can't stop playing with my beard.
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whenever i think of the word random - this always pops up in my head.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-25 22:43:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-25 16:18:39 (#)
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I love little picture window glimpses into the lives of others
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-25 20:04:20 EST (#)
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10 Hours of Random DannyThoughts, or Shut the FrazierFuck Up Danny Frazier (11723816365094113393 hits)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:59:15 EST (#)
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I like Poots.
Bubba, you nailed it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-25 16:18:39 EST (#)
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I love little picture window glimpses into the lives of others.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 14:16:06 EST (#)
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I like my town with a little drop of poison
Nobody knows they're lining up to go insane
I'm all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter
But I feel much cleaner after it rains
She left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall
She always had that little drop of poison
She left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall
She always had that little drop of poison
Did the devil make the world while god was sleeping
Someone said you'll never get a wish from a bone
Another wrong good-bye and a hundred sailors
That deep blue sky is my home
She left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall
She always had that little drop of poison
She left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall
She always had that little drop of poison
A rat always knows when he's in with weasels
Here you lose a little every day
I remember when a million was a million
They all have ways to make you pay
They all have ways to make you pay
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-25 13:10:07 EST (#)
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Which one is your daughter's name?
Adriana
Aemilia
Alice
Andromache
Anne Page
Audrey
Beatrice
Bianca
Calpurnia
Cassandra
Celia
Ceres
Charmian
Cleopatra
Constance
Cordelia
Cressida
Desdemona
Diana
Dionyza
Dorcas
Emilia
Francisca
Gertrude
Goneril
Helen
Helena
Hermia Dream
Hermione
Hero
Hippolyta
Imogen
Iras
Iris
Isabella
Jessica
Julia
Juliet
Juno
Katharina
Lavinia
Luce
Lucetta
Luciana
Lychorinda
Margaret
Maria
Marina
Miranda
Mopsa
Nerissa
Olivia
Ophelia
Patience
Paulina
Perdita
Phebe
Phrynia
Portia
Quickly (Mistress)
Regan
Rosalind
Rosaline
Silvia
Tamora
Thaisa
Timandra
Titania
Ursula
Valeria
Viola
Violenta
Virgilia
Volumnia
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-25 12:57:22 EST (#)
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When you write like this I could read it all day long.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-25 11:46:59 EST (#)
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I forgot who wrote this while I was reading but figured it out towards the end without having to scroll up. I hate scrolling.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-25 11:10:59 EST (#)
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I hope you didn't name your daughter Othello.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-25 10:50:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/47349
This is how it's done.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-25 10:31:31 EST (#)
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I hope to Christ she's not Volumnia.
Unless you were drunk when she was born.
If she got your looks, Gertrude.
If your wife screwed the UPS guy, Juliet.
If you're the daddy and you were sober, Portia.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-02-25 10:22:21 EST (#)
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I was thinking about things too:
I don't understand why the church people aren't out protesting American Idol. The bible states, in one of the ten commandments no less, thou shal not have false idols. Yet here the, fat slobs of a, "for god and country," sort of nation, sit watching it, hamburger and french fries dripping from thier/our god forsaken fat faces.....IDOLISING a show that sucks bull balls.
Seems spooky if you want to beleive in all that religious mubo jumbo. Hell, it seems spooky to believe in religious mumbo jumbo.
-Fuck you Simon
-Fuck you Paula
-Fuck you black man that isn't famous enough for me to know your name
-As a matter of fact... fuck everyone famous. BLAH!
-and fuck fat rich clergymen
-I said "time....it'll be the death of us" to a clerk in a convienence store the other day. Immediately after I said that I realised I didn't know if that was a completely original thought. I mean, I wasn't thinking of any particular movie or book, as I do when I consciencely quote things, amd felt lost for a moment. He was laughing at the joke. I was completely baffled and lost in my own thoughts looking dumd. This led to this strange parting as he clearly saw the look of puzzlement on my face. I see that guy atleast once a day and I still don't know his name which seems basically wrong.
-a guy with cowboy boots and spurs just walked by me with his non spurred curiously Brokeback looking friend.
-another plus two for you lungy if you can name this song: "I like my town...plink plink plink plink...with a little drop of pooiiison...
clue: the plinks are piano notes
-have you ever seen a bear shit in the woods?
-I live in Kentucky. Most people in it, myself included, are dumb.
-I am of the Hodge clan. My grandfather was tight with his money and always blamed it on "My scottish ancestory." He was a hell of a guy.
-Robinsons on the other side. Vicking is where I like to think that name originated. Son of robin and all.
-I would make for a shitty viking except for the drinking.
-There is also some grand Cherokee blood in me. I am not very fuel efficient.
-I would sell my buttcheeks and my testicles for the right price. Hell, I'd sell just about anything for the right price.
-I don't trust anyone except my grandmother. She's a saint.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-25 10:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fairly entertaining
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-25 08:33:34 EST (#)
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Hey hold up a sec there bucko Gnarls is spoken for suckas. Oh and I bet you named your daughter MacDuff.
Submitted by Milezy (user info) at 2007-02-25 08:20:12 EST (#)
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I like Muse as well. They play here a fortnight ago. It rocked.
I haven't kicked anyone out of bed either. Becomes too cold otherwise.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-25 06:54:47 EST (#)
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Tell Hamletta that everyone got bullied for their name at some point.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-25 06:21:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:47:46 EST (#)
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This was probably the best random thoughts I have read. Have another beer.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:31:55 EST (#)
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There is nothing in this world more bitter than love
In all those long days of June
Bring me the long, brown grass now that it's dry
There is nothing in this world more bitter than Spring
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:23:42 EST (#)
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You too, Rob. You must check out Key Lime Pie.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:22:19 EST (#)
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Key Lime Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking love you, Sac! You too, D_R. (He said, in a non-flirtatious way.)
Honestly, I haven't listen to CVB in a while. Going to do so now. thx, lady
ps, I'm drunk, but I still love these folks.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:21:45 EST (#)
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I'm as old as Jesus. But no older.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:16:07 EST (#)
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haha valerie's at least 30
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-25 03:12:57 EST (#)
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I like you a whole bunch.
I also enjoy the freezer, invention-wise.
I'm pretty sure Rad like Muse a whole bunch. Not sure why I remember that, but I do.
I wish I had a little brother. I have a little sister, and when she was in my Mom's belly, I really hoped she was a boy. But I love her a lot now, 30 years later..I'm almost glad she's a girl. I miss my mom, though.
I'm drunk. I'm good at typing, but only cause I give it a once over. If I stop doing that, it all goes to shit and I'm gonna stop caring....now
Know what I like right now? Lime Gatorade Rain and twix mmmm
Currently listening to Camper van Beethoven Key Lime Pie
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 02:59:25 EST (#)
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"Was God." IS a very interesting phrase.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-25 02:43:17 EST (#)
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CookieLass' name is Rowan. She's very Scottish-looking.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 02:05:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-25 01:53:44 (#)
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I am sorry about your little girl. Did you know that Kracka was a nig-nog? well did you?
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Yeah. I know he's black.
Hey Kracka! Can I borrow your penis? Just for a little while. I got some business to take care of. Alas, not tonight. I'll let you know when. Could be a while. Not tonight. Maybe next year.
ps, joedaddy sure is a nice guy...and funny too, when he chooses.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-25 02:01:23 EST (#)
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old people talking beloe
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-25 01:53:44 EST (#)
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I am sorry about your little girl. Did you know that Kracka was a nig-nog? well did you?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-25 01:21:35 EST (#)
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Either fuck that cat or get it neutered, and download some Go-Betweens. And Muse lost the plot after Muscle Museum. like *right* after. And check out Something for Kate - HIGHLY under-rated.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 01:08:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-25 00:55:50 (#)
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I must say, your drunk posts are pretty coherent.
The Scottish comes from my mother's side. We have; Stewarts, Murrah's, Morrow's, and a MacLeod (waaaay back).
My pop's side is English (we don't talk about that). Family legend goes the family was thrown out of England. Apparently, an ancestor pissed off a king.
And......finally, throw in some Apache Indian, and you have me. The end result.
Sort of explains my temperment, don't it?
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Apache?!! Fucking Apache?!! There must be a god to create the perfect woman.
ps, I'm engaged to LittleMonster.
Still, Fucking Apache?!!!!!!!
Alas, I'm not Apache. Not at all. I just drink with them on occasion. Beautiful people there.
Jesus. You're fucking Apache too. Marry me, please.
pps, I type well. Sort of. Years of typing shit that nobody has ever read, or will ever read.
ppps, I'm about half-English as well. We don't talk about it much either.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-25 01:04:38 EST (#)
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damn inbreeding Scots.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-25 00:55:50 EST (#)
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I must say, your drunk posts are pretty coherent.
The Scottish comes from my mother's side. We have; Stewarts, Murrah's, Morrow's, and a MacLeod (waaaay back).
My pop's side is English (we don't talk about that). Family legend goes the family was thrown out of England. Apparently, an ancestor pissed off a king.
And......finally, throw in some Apache Indian, and you have me. The end result.
Sort of explains my temperment, don't it?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-25 00:48:10 EST (#)
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I'm drunk too.
But not nasyt like last week.