commercial voice-whore (1047 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.63 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-02-25 16:59:29 EST
Recently I had the opportunity to record a voice demo with a local studio and I thought I would share with all of you e-folks.
None of these are spots that I was actually >hired< to perform in - but they ARE leveraged from various scripts that were recorded at that very same studio.
This is, however, the first step towards gettin' those kinda gigs. Weeeee!
Obviously the content skews rather Canadian-esque ... although I try to avoid saying 'aboot' and 'eh' as much as possible.
SO - if you have any desire to HEAR me blather away, simply click that little blue link below. (It is a little over 2 mins.)
ima-whore.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-16 03:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha this is awesome! Oot, hoose, aboot. I love it!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to go Berg=man.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It didn't work out when he went out without looking about for the tryout with shout clout.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! You say OUT like me!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 23:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob Berg is a size queen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-20 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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hehe Blabs!
I sure hope this made your empty fucking existence bearable for just a few seconds of self-satisfied glee as you once again illustrate how to be a petty retard.
Way to be "that guy".
ya dork.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-27 06:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
www.voicebank.co.za
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-27 05:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 05:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:05:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
You push your voice down into your chest cavity like that in normal conversation or is that your <radio-voice>?
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Full on radio-voice.
...or when I try to sing country. Helps with the twang. I need help.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 04:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:20:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
And smoke space weed with aliens from outerspace.
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I love space weed.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And smoke space weed with aliens from outerspace.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hopefully your great great great great great grandkids find a copy of this someday after randomly Kagooglinzaing 'Rob Berg'. Then they'll laugh and remember to wave as they step through a transuniversal subspace timetransporter to vacation on Eon Prime.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You push your voice down into your chest cavity like that in normal conversation or is that your <radio-voice>?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 19:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:44:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck on getting some voice acting work. This is more than a fairly decent sampling.
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thanks, eh!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck on getting some voice acting work. This is more than a fairly decent sampling.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dress pants work just fine, thank you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:26:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure we could find your real name with this (unless this is some kind of cyber-lie)
you should ask JonnyX to get going with searching through the entire internet.
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no point in doing that - he obviously doesn't care.
YOU on the other hand Alain, you are paranoid-delusional - you need professional help.
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Fetish used to get mad too when we'd mention his pictures of unknowing underaged girls.
He used to call me all kinds of names but after a while, he was "the rapist".
I'm usually among the firsts to point out weirdos like you, eventually people will realize what you are.
freak.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure we could find your real name with this (unless this is some kind of cyber-lie)
you should ask JonnyX to get going with searching through the entire internet.
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no point in doing that - he obviously doesn't care.
YOU on the other hand Alain, you are paranoid-delusional - you need professional help.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, you don't SOUND Canadian."
I definately heard it when he said "out"
Have another listen!
...very entertaining, by the way!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know... I haven't been able to find ANYONE who can read me yet... it sucks!
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-26 02:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to be able to read Crystle. (bloody hell)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, you don't SOUND Canadian.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't listen, but here's a +2 for the FUBAR reference on Hadnadin's unsurprisingly shitty post.
"If you are going to be so prolific, turn down the suck."
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-26 05:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 04:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 01:25:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I like your voice.
How do you get voice over gigs? I'd like to give it a whirl...
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Why thank ya.
I gots me an agent. And I also work in advertising - so I tend to hire me for various gigs.
I've actually been on a few auditions - but lately, the only person to hire me... is me. Luckily I pay well. (Employer with benefits.)
Best advice? Track down an agent and if they want to represent you - it's only a matter of time before yer a star.
>gulp<
I hope.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-26 03:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-26 02:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to be able to read Crystle. (bloody hell)
I love the way you Canadians sew little flags on yourselves, the motivation for it is in my personal funniest top ten things ever. Possibly top three.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 01:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I like your voice.
How do you get voice over gigs? I'd like to give it a whirl...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 01:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure we could find your real name with this
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I hope not!
(It's Rob Berg. Shhh.)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup.
You need a phone sex hotline.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure we could find your real name with this (unless this is some kind of cyber-lie)
you should ask JonnyX to get going with searching through the entire internet.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another :)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-25 23:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine a check (cheque)...
Was I supposed to laugh at that?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 22:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-25 19:56:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I must insist that you stop making it difficult, if not impossible, for me to dislike you properly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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...well whatever I am doing wrong - I'm thankful for it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 22:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-25 20:32:29 (#)
Ranking: -1
"Well, I won't be hiring you."
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Awww, shucks - and I bet you would make such a fantastic boss.
"Apparently, Uber is easily amused and impressed."
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Well you've certainly benefited from that over the years - so I'll take your word on it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-25 20:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, I won't be hiring you.
Apparently, Uber is easily amused and impressed.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-25 19:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must insist that you stop making it difficult, if not impossible, for me to dislike you properly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-25 19:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a cool voice, Rob !
Sounds seriously proffesional !
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-25 18:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good voice for it.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-02-25 18:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey that was pretty good.
Admit it though, WUBR is the reason everyone is voice-whoring now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 18:12:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 18:04:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you going to come to my next wedding?
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Yer darn tootin'.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-25 18:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you going to come to my next wedding?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:53:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:41:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your voice is well suited for this. And I only heard one "oot" ;)
I'm a whore too. A voicewhore, that is. Oh yeah linkwhore, too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
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That was wonderful!
hehe... damn, I thought it was 'oot' free.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you ahve something for yourself
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your voice is well suited for this. And I only heard one "oot" ;)
I'm a whore too. A voicewhore, that is. Oh yeah linkwhore, too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
yummy!
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>blush<
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:30:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew you were a homo.
How's the campaign going? I notice you haven't been very vocal as yet. Is that part of your plan?
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I'm on it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yummy!
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew you were a homo.
How's the campaign going? I notice you haven't been very vocal as yet. Is that part of your plan?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool! It worked.