Phone whore commercial voice-whore (1896 hits)
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Rating: 1.86 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-26 07:54:05 EST
So much whoring.
Counterbalanced by so much lame.
Self-gratification bandwagon post Monday.
I was made for cheap, nasty late-night phone sex ads. I'd be a lot happier if I was made for cheap, nasty phone sex, but apparently hitting yourself on the ass with the phone and screaming "Oh god yes do it to me you animal" isn't sexy enough.
ain't nothin goin on but the rent.mp3 (780 kB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled a fair amount
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we're willing to say we're naked...pure gold babe.
for some reason thought maybe it was just a subliminal australia prejudice slippin into my mind for some reason...but I heard a sheep go "baa-ah"
I am a little toasty at the moment so it could have just been my imagination.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to be "that guy"
I really do...
There's a drag queen at Central who sounds just like you.
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "i" in the Australian "six" is a letter that hasn't been invented yet.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was brilliant.
And arousing.
(Strangely)
And on my post an incredible compliment, thank you.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwww... poor thorpy!
Don't worry... you're young.. you'll find someone..
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, this was hilarious. Foul temptress.
PS. When you said "Are you lonely?" I actually found myself nodding my head.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not boinking mrs. shrek and thats final
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-27 18:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
"We'll get you off like we need the money."
classic.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like a transvestite.
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, this was hilarious. Foul temptress.
PS. When you said "Are you lonely?" I actually found myself nodding my head.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:55:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! You're British?!?!
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lol
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
That's a compliment.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-26 23:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ps- i ejaculated to your voice."
pffft that's SO two years ago.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only decent one.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 21:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Awesome! Couldn't get it to play at work, but it ran fine on my Mac at home. Excellent!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-26 21:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also, westies breed like that? I thought you fertilised each other's eggs, NOT UNLIKE the salmon and so on.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-26 21:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Live from sultry WA.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-26 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:17:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
*ponders who writes the little ditties that play in the background of phone sex ads*
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The one I used is an "interpretation" of porn music called Pearls of Joy. I found it here: http://www.comfortstand.com/catalog/049/ and thought it was funny.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW, that really DID sound like a hot phone sex ad. Damn.
Funny, too. Circe, you rule.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:53:58 (#)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:23:14 (#)
Work sucks, I'm bored... wanna earn $3.99 a minute?
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Um...Lyn can't come to the phone right now. Will Valerie do?
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Will Valerie do what, that's the question!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-26 17:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:17:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
*ponders who writes the little ditties that play in the background of phone sex ads*
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! You're British?!?!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Work sucks, I'm bored... wanna earn $3.99 a minute?
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Um...Lyn can't come to the phone right now. Will Valerie do?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Work sucks, I'm bored... wanna earn $3.99 a minute?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more snake venom
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my accent is better than yours http://www.ubersite.com/m/98724 :-D
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"We'll get you off like we need the money."
classic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feel free to give me a call at work.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GET IN THE VAN
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ponders who writes the little ditties that play in the background of phone sex ads*
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I work with a guy who's girfriend is a phone sex operator... she looks like she might have ate the girl on the TV ad...My whole view of the phone sex industry is shattered.
Now Circe on the other hand makes my teeth sweat.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Circe.
In a totally platonic non sapphic kind of way...
unless Im drunk, then all bets are off
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was made for cheap, nasty late-night phone sex ads.
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Having seen your picture, I would tend to agree...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The number didn't work. Do I have to dial an international access code?
-Dave
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as fuck.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR VOICE DOES NOT DO 'IT' FOR ME!
I DEMAND THAT YOU TRY AGAIN! (with less breathiness)
This is some funny shit though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like I can't repair the rating as much as I'd like to. :-(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
need to find me a hot aussie man to make pretty aussie babies with
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh.... and I'm bitterly jealous of the hawt accent..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh crap... I was afraid of that..
I'm sorry. *$*&^$%87^ scrolly wheel!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehe - awesome.
WORK it! WORK it...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the way you talk.
Hrm. Reckon I like the way you talk, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-26 12:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I "leownlay?"
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-26 11:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All that voice-whoring is getting me busy !
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-26 11:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:14:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
You do realize, I am saving all of these voicewhores for a glorious Captain Thorns production.
Oh yes, it will be glorious.
OOOOh Yes , it will ! keep me updated ! (please?)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-26 11:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i appreciate what you do here.
too bad 'here' is such a piece of shit.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-26 10:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So this is why my wife is always on the phone with you!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 10:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:45:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
wouldn't play in an emulated windows media player running on WINE
-2
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That's because you're a dipshit and should have use mplayer, you fucking retard.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your voice turns me on more than a blind penguin in a blender.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacrilicious -
It's possible to orgasm without guilt?
I see that SOMEONE doesn't love Jesus the Savior like she should.
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Oh, I can reach the O without *consciously recognizing* the guilt. I'm sure it's still supressed deep down, like republican women's orgasms. They don't make a rosary big enough for my penance, so I took the easy way out like everyone does and converted to agnosticism. So Jesus loves ME, and I don't have to love HIM. Sweet deal, huh?
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wouldn't play in an emulated windows media player running on WINE
-2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...and what more could a guy like you ever hope for?"
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacrilicious -
It's possible to orgasm without guilt?
I see that SOMEONE doesn't love Jesus the Savior like she should.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAWT!11!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do realize, I am saving all of these voicewhores for a glorious Captain Thorns production.
Oh yes, it will be glorious.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That Aussiegirl accent always pleases.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 09:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I orgasmed for free, about 15 seconds in. Now I feel guilty for cheating you.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You talk funny talk.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This really spoke to me.
Unfortunately.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no words for the awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ps- i ejaculated to your voice.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not sexy, nobody likes a bogan
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-26 08:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody Aussies.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-26 07:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment