Why? (317 hits)
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Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-26 22:22:01 EST
With a profound title like that, you'd think I really have something to say.
What a joke.
Actually, I'm here to express how much I love cyborgs. Some people like ninjas, some pirates. I, myself, enjoy the marriage of human flesh and heavy metal. There's nothing more badass than a dude decked out in exoskeletal armor with a twelve-guage for an arm.
SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE ME RUN AWAY
cyborgs
PTO moms
Mothra
Notice how cyborgs top the list? That's because cyborgs are fucking scary. I saw this movie where this guy had a drill for a dick, and he fucked a bitch to death. Who wants to be drill-raped? Maybe you, you kinky bitch, but I'm set.
Also, who came up with the idea for cyborgs? It was probably Giger, that twisted genius. Honestly, you'd have to be one crazy son-o-bitch to think of combining the two most insane things in the world... humans and robots.
Where would the world be without cyborgs? I wouldn't be as out-there as I am if I hadn't been forced to watch Robocop 2 at age 2. The movie disturbed me, but it also turned me into a robotics fanatic. I'd never join one of those cults in school, where they build robots, because that shit scares the fuck out of me! These people are going to end up making Mechagodzilla if they don't chill out with that stuff.
All things told, if I could be the main character from Bionic Commando, I would. The things I could do with an extendo-arm... brilliant!
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:26:57 EST (#)
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sounds like a boshman post
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:16:11 EST (#)
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excellence.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:03:14 EST (#)
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I have to agree with you, sir.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-27 07:56:40 EST (#)
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I'm off to Scotland in 1 hour.. wish me luck !
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-27 07:49:19 EST (#)
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Because.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-27 07:25:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-27 04:45:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-27 03:24:38 EST (#)
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Cyborgs : http://www.ubersite.com/m/97838
And also : http://www.ubersite.com/m/96560 (bad post , great pic)
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:18:33 EST (#)
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i'm more of a ninja and pirate guy
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-27 01:35:10 EST (#)
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Your mom is a Cyborg
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-02-27 00:34:48 EST (#)
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fuck u ass holes.
this was awesome.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:51:19 EST (#)
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fun late night quip but you made me feel old with the robocop 2 @ age 2 shit.
'Made me smile'.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:32:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:26:28 EST (#)
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BEST POST EVER